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DoYouLikeFishsticks 54 points ago +54 / -0

Or my favorite

Orange man is REALLY bad AND dangerous!

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 15 points ago +15 / -0

Orange man shoved me into a locker.

Oh wait! That was Pierre Delecto doing that to a gay person!

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ZombieConstitution 7 points ago +7 / -0

Orange Man turned me into a newt!

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jealousminarchist 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then the "settle for pedojoe" defeatist line.