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BestTimeToBAlive 140 points ago +141 / -1

Imagine you have to go to court for a case... you dress up nice & clean cut... you try to speak eloquently and passionately... you want to put your best foot forward... and this is your judge! lol.

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otistoole 40 points ago +40 / -0

I been to court quite a bit. I'm kind of a fuck up. Most people there have to be told to take off their hats. But I wear a goddamn suit even if it doesnt fit right.

anyway yeah I would laugh in this things face if that was my judge

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tufftoffee 16 points ago +16 / -0

Jury duty is serious so I don't fault you for dressing for the occasion.

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otistoole 6 points ago +6 / -0

You. I like you.

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jslenterprises 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would simply, and loudly say in the court on record "How is a person who is incapable of judging their own mental health able to judge me fairly and properly"

pretty sure your lawyer can request a different judge be assigned to the case.

The scariest part of this judge is if they're a judge in the family court system. That would be even more fucked up than just looking at this trainwreck and knowing it's a 'judge'

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LLchurch 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've seen people come in basketball shorts... I wish I was joking

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exarch 32 points ago +32 / -0

Apparently, this person is an election judge, not a judge judge.

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ADAM_SCHITT 29 points ago +29 / -0

"All votes for drumph don't count"

-this judge, probably

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victory2024 12 points ago +12 / -0

this judge definitely

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BestTimeToBAlive 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, I know.

Assuming that election judges are just state appointees, they still probably need to be a lawyer regardless. How can this person be in charge of deciphering laws when there’s an obvious problem deciphering their own gender

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NOTWOKE 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’d tell my lawyer to go with option B, Trump made me do it!’ defense. Home for lunch.

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Mithrandir1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wouldn't be shocked since I'm already aware we live in clown world