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wong 168 points ago +168 / -0

Be a black man

Vote against Joe Biden

Become NOT black

Stack grocery shelves

Become black woman

Self-Identify as a man

Problem solved, you are welcome black-white - man-woman

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ItGoWooWoo 68 points ago +68 / -0

But what restroom do I use?

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SlannMagePriest 35 points ago +35 / -0

Corn Pop was a bad xir!

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debacle 11 points ago +11 / -0

If you vote for Trump, you can damn well use any restroom you please, pede.

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Guruchild 11 points ago +11 / -0

Anywhere is a bathroom if you have to go bad enough.

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MrSir 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of the only benefits left of being a man is being able to pee where I please with ease.

A stool will do, but I prefer somewhere with a view.

It feels.. more natural. Oh the places my forefathers must have pissed.

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Mitschu 2 points ago +2 / -0

pee where I please

a stool will do

Number one or number two only, you can't do both at the same time, mate. That's just gettin' greedy.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought all you had to do was move to San Francisco if that's your prerogative.

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unicornpoop 8 points ago +8 / -0

If in Nancy's beautiful city, the WORLD is your bathroom.

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NomadicKrow 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her driveway first.

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AllTheWayTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

All of them. At the same time.

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LostViking1985 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 25 points ago +25 / -0

No wonder they're so unhinged. It must be maddening to keep up with all these rules that teach you not to trust your eyes (I guess my Sight Privilege is working against me here).

  • Protests are peaceful.
  • Shelf stockers are black women.
  • Affordable care act is affordable and provides great care.
  • Invaders are dreamers if they're trafficked by people claiming to be older relatives.
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ripley88 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know eh; if they can make you doubt an objective truth as fundamental as biological sex, they can make you do anything. When the lie is that blatant, the demoralization that follows is thurough. I can't even imagine the inner turmoil leftists carry around; all that doublethink and no semblance of hope.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 5 points ago +5 / -0

Well put. We can pity and work on rehabilitation for them later. But for the next 28 days, we just need to WIN.

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TheBroodwich 5 points ago +5 / -0

Problem solved, you are welcome black-white - man-woman

With that identity, Pennsylvania state government would like to offer you a job

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odbintosea 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait there's a logical fallacy here, he becomes a nonblack-black-man-woman.

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VelveetaJohnson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where’s the fallacy, bigot?

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odbintosea 5 points ago +5 / -0

Just a little further up my hairy legs you bastard

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unspecified_user 3 points ago +3 / -0

Problem solved, you are welcome black-white - man-woman

Hey, you might laugh, but one of them was president for 8 years.

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RahkeemTheMachine 46 points ago +46 / -0

I stock shelves. 99% of us are white guys.

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fredbrown 21 points ago +21 / -0

I used to unload the truck AND stack the shelves. I wonder how black Joe Biden think I am.

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RahkeemTheMachine 8 points ago +8 / -0

So black you vote Democrat twice

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Whimpy13 7 points ago +7 / -0

If he thinks you vote democrap; Vantablack

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ripley88 3 points ago +3 / -0

Had fun looking that up

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GitmObama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Me too. Apparently we should shut up, know our privileged roles and kneel.

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snekplisken 1 point ago +1 / -0

You look like the spitting image of Peter Wheatstraw!

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

Embrace your new identity, bigot. And don't forget to cut off your chonson!

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moissien11 14 points ago +14 / -0

I was gonna say, I have never seen a black woman stacking shelves.

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Keiichi81 15 points ago +15 / -0

"If you're stocking shelves, you ain't white." -Joe Biden

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DonJr2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

The whole thing is so oddly specific. Why a black lady? Why not a black man? Why not a Syrian refugee? Like what conversation is he having off camera, in his head, in which he is being asked if black women are of use in the world?

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NvJohansson 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm pretty sure Jim Crow Biden meant to say destocking the shelves at Walmart.

https://i.maga.host/aZDLIT9.png

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RahkeemTheMachine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is joe assuming her gender in the first place?

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Djt2029 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, this is a real quote? LMAO

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slrpnls 7 points ago +7 / -0

Maybe it's where I live but I have never seen a black woman stocking the shelves. I've seen black men, white men, white teenaged boys, black teenaged boys, even saw a tranny stocking once. Never a black woman.

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operator1214 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's because women generally can't...I'll deport myself.

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slrpnls 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've seen white women stocking before as well as Hispanic women. Just never Black women.

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operator1214 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've never seen women of any skin color stocking, but I'm open to the idea there are some out there that do...but that isn't the gist of what Joe was saying methinks.

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JaevlaSkit 2 points ago +2 / -0

I used to work at Walmart as an overnight grocery stocker when I was 18. Out of approx. 10 stockers, one was a black woman, two white women, the rest was white men.

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boreal_storm 11 points ago +11 / -0

That's a fact, Jack.

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Mrsattorney 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just when you think Joe can't outdo himself, he opens his mouth again. This might be more racist than the "You ain't black comment."

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DonJr2024 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean they call everything racist these days. I prefer to avoid it (though it's well deserved directed at the left).

It's just fucking weird. Why can't he just thank workers in general? Why can't he just tell 10 year girls that they did a very nice dance. Why does he have to say he can't wait to see them when they are 4 years older? Why would any human pretend to like the song Despacito? Why sniff kids? I mean we know he wants to have sex with them. But I want to have sex with many adult women. I don't make it obvious and sniff them.

Like he is so fucking terrible I honestly think we're in some simulation and there are some higher beings laughing their fucking asses off watching us try to make sense of any of this.

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tombombadil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Joe Biden is obsessed with people’s race. It’s creepy.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 3 points ago +3 / -0

Unless they're under 12 years of age. Then he's obsessed with the smell of their hair. Even more creepy.

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operator1214 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are, are you saying he's a racist???? C'mon man!

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look_fat 109 points ago +109 / -0

Rich grocery clerks are just as important as black grocery clerks. C'mon Man!

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GitmObama 11 points ago +11 / -0

Black grocery clerks should make more than their white counterparts. Because reasons and oppression.

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Furaffinitydotnet 8 points ago +8 / -0

We jab Biden about his "rich kids are just as smart as black kids" quote all the time, but every leftist I've spoken to is racist and stupid enough to think it's true.

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DonJr2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're getting desperate. The virtue signalling is really hitting peak levels. Really reaching. By the end of October it'll be: "Oh hi nice to meet you, Alice. You have great slanted eyes. I bet it's hard to see your peripheral - I'll make eye surgery free as President. Oh and what do we have here? It's a black woman. You look like Aunt Jemima. Thank God they got rid of that awful name it was so racist. Oh and this guy is black so he must be your husband. I can't believe they say black people steal bikes. Vote for me and I'll put a stop to it."

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Plsdontfireme 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't understand how anyone can vote for him... Context & Video Clip:

https://twitter.com/MtgGuyDan/status/1313223881134534656

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JudicialDredd 20 points ago +20 / -0

Whoa there. I didn't see anything about this on CNN. And there's no way there's a concerted effort to hide this Biden Gaff which is abhorrently racist, by mainstream legacy media. Furthermore completely improbable that Google is deranking results and/or propping up unrelated results from months ago when typing in biden+wealthy+black+grocery+shelf.

I mean, im obviously looking for results from March 2020 when biden went to a grocery store with groceries driving a black mercedes.

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gamexa 11 points ago +11 / -0

Decades of propaganda and institutional takeover by a hostile and subversive minority.

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ChadRight92 3 points ago +3 / -0

White people are all sitting on our thrones laughing, as the poor people of color do all of our dirty work.... This is the message they literally push in universities

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Keiichi81 19 points ago +20 / -1

If Trump orders vanilla ice cream, the media shrieks that it's a "racist dog whistle". Yet they're strangely silent when it comes to Biden's incessant, casual, overt racism.

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Carry_Your_Name 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are the dogs that heed the whistle. Nobody cares about such nontroversies but those lying dog faced pony soldiers.

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Steven_IDGAF_Miller 4 points ago +4 / -0

"nontroversies" - that's a good one, I'm stealing it to use on my friends I'm trying to redpill

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redgreenyellowblu 8 points ago +8 / -0

And on top of it, his phrasing of "some black woman" is so dismissive. I don't want to be like leftists and get offended by it, but it does seem to add up that a lot of leftists have condescending attitudes toward black people. It's like how they think black people wouldn't be able to figure out how to vote if ID was required.

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Logan051361 39 points ago +39 / -0

How come nobody is calling Biden a Racist

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edxzxz 17 points ago +17 / -0

I have been. Kamala did a solid job of pointing out his history of blatant racism. I'd say that giving a glowing eulogy for the Exalted Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan would and should be a disqualification from running for any elected office, but what do I know?

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PinochetIsMyHero 9 points ago +9 / -0

Obama: thanks for calling me "clean and articulate", yes I bathe occasionally. Be my veep!

Kamala: thanks for supporting the KKK! Be my presbeard!

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ItsTooMuchWinning 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, I'm doing my part.

Biden is a racist bigot.

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Dallasguy 39 points ago +39 / -0

Old white male here who got a job at a grocery store the day after the government shut down my job. I stocked shelves and sprayed shopping carts for a month for ten dollars an hour.

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ItsTooMuchWinning 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you

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Dallasguy 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're welcome. I did it during the time that I actually thought it was potentially dangerous.

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CrackaJack 28 points ago +28 / -0

About half of all black women in the US are on welfare. So statistically doubtful.

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ItsTooMuchWinning 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not worth it.

Free food, free housing, free healthcare, free phone...

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No_name_iii 23 points ago +23 / -0

Biden continuing to exercise his right to determine who is black.

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ItsTooMuchWinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Grocery Workers are Black

Trump Supporters are White

What are you not getting?

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ShitOfPeace 3 points ago +3 / -0

What if I'm both?

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zwiebelsaft 2 points ago +2 / -0

Then you create antigravity.

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CrackaJack 1 point ago +1 / -0

HA

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JoeandHunterBiden 21 points ago +21 / -0

You're welcome. Wait, whut?

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Maga_420 20 points ago +20 / -0 (edited)

Worked at a grocery store for 5 years up until last year (thank god I got out before this shits show)

The people stocking shelves were dudes. A lot of them black, but hardly any women at all. All the women in the store were cashiers for the most part.

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CrackaJack 0 points ago +1 / -1

That is sexist. Are women too weak to stock shelves?!

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Maga_420 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean most of the women who worked there didn't WANT that job.

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Keiichi81 18 points ago +18 / -0

As someone who spent 12 years stocking shelves to pay tuition and rent, I too believe that Joe Biden can go fuck himself.

It also speaks to the intrinsic, casual racism of the left, that they view the lessers beneath them as of course being black. That or it's a pathetic attempt at pandering tokenism, where he could've simply said "because someone was able to stock the shelves," but of course has to insert "black woman" in there for "woke" points.

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PinochetIsMyHero 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well of course you're black. If you were hispanic, you'd be mowing lawns!

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PanderjitSingh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or cleaning toilets of course.

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FlamingButBased 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is an insult to all of working class America, not to mention racist as hell

  1. He's implying blacks are poor again
  2. He's implying white/Asian/Latino working class Americans are irrelevant.
  3. He's implying black Americans can't be wealthy.

BAD. BAD. BAD OPTICS. Dimentia strikes again. Only GEOTUS wants to see black America succeed beyond "stocking shelves". Democrats want them to stay working class to own their votes. It's the new form of slavery.

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GAGASays 13 points ago +13 / -0

Have you walked into a 7-11 lately? You gotta speak Indian! C'mon, man!

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HughGRection 10 points ago +10 / -0

Stocking shelves and working in the backroom of a retail store is hard work. The only women I knew that stuck with it did it half speed compared to us guys. Joe is a fucking elitist pole smoker.

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GoldenStateCrusader 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone small or weak working a stockroom job is a fucking joke, they're paid twice or three times as much as they deserve compared to someone appropriate who actually is accomplishing that job.

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HughGRection 2 points ago +2 / -0

Man, I couldn't agree more. It used to piss me off so much.

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm. Done that work before. Many of the woman who did simply could not physically do the work required. What work they did took 2 to 3 times as long As it should have and was done wrong. Then someone else had to come in and clean up/fix the mess they made just so they could do their work.

For example, boxes consistently put in the wrong places because it was too difficult to repetitively left a 20 pound box to the proper shelf so they just stuck it wherever there’s an empty spot making it impossible to find what you needed.

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

How'd they do at turkey bowling, though?

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Delta 9 points ago +9 / -0

If only poor kids were as smart as white kids

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chanel_rions_hairgel 9 points ago +9 / -0

I salute all Independent Contractors who stocked Bimbo breads at Walmarts and HEB supermarkets in TX. I was one of them. Pepe salutes you all.

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TonyGucciano 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pandering (the black woman is saving america) and assuming only backs work shitty jobs.

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Redclyde 7 points ago +7 / -0

And yet aunt jemima is racis.. sorry I'm just really upset about her losing her job the best syrup always had the smiling black lady now I have no way to tell anymore

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you're not stocking shelves, you ain't black.

That's hilariously and horrifically racist of him. But of course, he won't get called out for it. Or for his bizarre comments about young girls today.

https://nypost.com/2020/10/06/biden-makes-eyebrow-raising-comments-at-campaign-stop-in-miami/

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ElvenGhostAgent 5 points ago +5 / -0

Screw you creep sleepy Joe!

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NoBreaks2016 1 point ago +1 / -0

more like owned by china.

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BurgerChef90 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't even understand this quote.

What does anyone stocking shelves have to do with wealthy people staying home?

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PanderjitSingh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden doesn’t even know if the food he eats at home comes out of his own cupboards let alone where it was before that.

He’s heard of grocery stores and shelf-stockers but that’s about it.

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SmokeyAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Joe: "I see color, color everywhere"

Don: MAGA for all Americans

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meme_oil 4 points ago +4 / -0

he'd like that.

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MAGA_____bitches 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you assuming his race and gender?

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Odd part is I've never in my life seen a black female grocery stocker...and I have lived in diverse urban areas most of my life. Rare to see a woman, come to think of it. Funny how badly they want equality in the C suite and politics, but never hear them pushing for it in the manual labor or trade jobs.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

You ain't stacked!

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Fatty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look fat, if you vote for biden you stock shelves

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novaks47 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bigotry of low expectations, eh Joe?

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Loc12 4 points ago +4 / -0

From inventing the lightbulb to stacking shelves, powerful black womyn do it all

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1776ThereIsaidIt 3 points ago +4 / -1

Everytime I see someone stocking shelves they are usually young. Every race, but young. Joe probably spends extra time on the aisle that is being stocked.

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Trythisagain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even the black woman want to be white men! REEEEEEEEEEE

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patslimmy1 3 points ago +3 / -0

To Joe that's all black women can do - stock groceries

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

No - having black skin and a vagina means you're automatically qualified to be Vice President and a Supreme Court Justice! And a stock clerk too.

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BiglyCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why don't we teach our kids in school? Why? Why don't we teach them that.... Some black woman invented the lightbulb.

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VelveetaJohnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Google search “ American inventors”

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BiglyCovfefe 4 points ago +4 / -0

God give me strength......

I wonder how much salt was mined when someone insisted on putting Ben Franklin in the top 10.

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BiglyCovfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Madam" C.J. Walker, who appears above B Franklin on the list, wasn't even an inventor. She worked as a saleswoman for a lady who made hair products for black women. After working there for a while, she stole the product recipe (petroleum jelly and sulfur), and moved to start a business using her future competitor's invention. What the fucking fuck.

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slrpnls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Then do it on Bing.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

The shills are circling the wagons around Joe.

"I just don't see the issue with it." "It goes to show that black workers help make this country run!" "But is he technically wrong?" "This is actually promoting blacks." "The right should be ashamed of trying to hijack Joe's message of positivity and hope."

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OutcastSeal 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm still trying to make sense of the comment. What does having wealth built up over the years have anything to do with a grocery store employee's ability to put products on a shelf?

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SteelDriver 3 points ago +3 / -0

That sounds racist. If you flip the races around, Sleepy Joe would, himself, likely claim the same. Hell, if Donald Trump had said that, verbatim, Sleepy Joe and CNN would scream from the rooftops that it was a racist statement. :D

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blackkit27 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Biden is a Super Predator: Change My Mind

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PinochetIsMyHero 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's not so super, really.

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PanderjitSingh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably needs assistants to pin the kids down for him.

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AmericanGuy 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Trump said that, we'd have riots about racism.

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theneverman 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Under the Biden/LBJ administration; black women will be encouraged to stay home and not take a husband in order to strengthen the DNC." -I'm JobeBiben and I resemble this message.

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JesusisKing 2 points ago +2 / -0

true but still missing the larger picture of their mentality on the whole scenario. Limousine libs are the worst

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Redpill-notCommieRed 2 points ago +2 / -0

We should ask Joe about his housecleaning and see what other racist things he'll say.

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PanderjitSingh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Might be a good spot for them, at least for the lower shelves, considering their lower center of gravity.

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MelGibson 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a white man who puts product on shelves at multiple stores every day

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