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"Rules for thee" - Chocolate chocolate Pelosi (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
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PatrickDuffyLeg 31 points ago +31 / -0

Okay, pedes... I missed the joke somewhere along the way. What’s up with the Nancy vs chocolate references?

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GeoG85 43 points ago +43 / -0

During the Corona Virus pandemic, Nancy Pelosi denied stimulus....And showed off, that she's well stocked for the pandemic, showing off a freezer filled with 'gourmette ice cream'. Meanwhile, Americans fridge's were pratically empty. Video.

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PatrickDuffyLeg 19 points ago +19 / -0

God... what a cringe-goblin she is. And here I thought Warren staging her beer drinking was a shameless ploy to humanize herself.

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Impressive-Length 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wasn’t Dreyers, though. It was some $12 a pint gourmet crap. She’d probably lick the sidewalk outside of her front gate before she would stoop to eating Dreyers.

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Impressive-Length 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes. The poop on the sidewalk in San Francisco is natural, organic, local, and sustainability produced by free range, cage free Democrat constituents.

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Farmerbob1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Free range fertilizer, LOL.

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CookiesNCream 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jeni's Ice Cream, I think and what's funny is some flavors have booze in them, so was not surprised that was in Pelosi's freezer.

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Purple_Drank 17 points ago +17 / -0

this is in reference to her $20,000 freezers (two of them in her kitchen) full of $13 containers of chocolate ice cream. She showed this on a late night show bragging about how she is one of us...

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YourTendiesWillBurn 6 points ago +6 / -0

I bet her wet bar would rival an ABC regional distribution center.

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Purple_Drank 1 point ago +1 / -0

GeoG85 beat me to it..

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Formerlurker92 12 points ago +12 / -0

When millions of Americans were going on food assistance for the first time Pelosi live streamed from her kitchen where she had 2 20k freezer fridge units. Both the freezers were full of expensive ice cream.

It gave everyone 'let them eat cake's vibes

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Quietam_Unum 9 points ago +10 / -1

Funny thing. I always wondered what was so bad about "let them eat cake" so did some research.

In Marie Antionette's day ovens were big stone/brick structures over a fire. As food was put in to cook or taken out there were spills. The spilt material was often shoved to the sides or back and was idiomatically called -- wait for it -- "cake."

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Loiuzein 6 points ago +7 / -1

Oof, that's even worse than my unedumacated assumption, which has always been "If the peasants have no bread, then let them eat cake, like I do", which implies that she's so disconnected that she believes all peasants have access to birthday cake all the time.

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Quietam_Unum 8 points ago +9 / -1

then let them eat cake, like I do

That is exactly what I thought for years. I can't remember what triggered me to research it but my OCD manifests in the strangest ways.

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capefog 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know where you found that story about oven waste being called "cake" but it is patently false. The supposed quote from Marie Antoinette, which is probably apocryphal, has her saying "If the peasants have no bread (pain, in French), then why don't they eat cake" (brioche, literally "sweet bread" in French) and it was intended to show how out of touch she was.

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TrollToll 16 points ago +16 / -0

Good morning. Sunday morning.

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ChippingToe 2 points ago +2 / -0

pretty much this. Pelosi is considered a cyborg until proven otherwise.

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Purple_Drank 11 points ago +11 / -0

thats only a $4 container of ice cream... you need to have the $13 one in there

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veteran299 11 points ago +11 / -0

beat me to it. she would never peasant food

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bchdrum22 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wish someone would take a shit in her freezer.

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SpezRapesChildren 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dreyer’s Ice Cream is way too cheap for Pelosi, she had $10+/pint “Jeni’s Splendid Ice Cream” in the infamous fridge photo.

https://img.youtube.com/vi/DgfumenJbXE/0.jpg

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AwayFromKeyspeaker [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trying to think of a non-peasant ice cream was the hardest part of making this meme.

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SquiggyMcPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's all political theater now both sides trying to fully energize their base.

However only one side is going to become wildly violent no matter what happens.

The D's unleashed the unhinged mob and they are well past the point of no return emotionally.

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GeorgeOhwell 4 points ago +4 / -0

I loath this woman. I hope she gets tossed out of the people's house onto her cold grilled cheese of a cooter.

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spaceforceltc 3 points ago +3 / -0

I used to live in her district. I got the fuck out. I couldn't stand to live in a place with such a low-information electorate. They vote strictly on name-recognition. The people who live there are not only some of the most ignorant people in America, they actually believe that they are knowledgeable. It's one thing to be ignorant and know it. But the people there are stupid, yet think they are smart.

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Ribbit 3 points ago +3 / -0
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winsome 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can anyone point to a source that names the specific 'pork' Nervous Nancy's trying to shove through in her CARES ACT? We keep hearing about it but I can't find any details.

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ILickStones-InFours 2 points ago +2 / -0

good morning. sunday morning

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Zuristin 2 points ago +2 / -0

i had to google whether the flag of california actually has the communist red star ROFL

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NotMyGovernor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sunday morning!

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Dirk_Diggler 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, it's a good thing that guy has legal precedent on his side. If no one gets prosecuted for it, he shouldn't either and get it dismissed.

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Kaiheitai 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why is this stickied, besides not being funny, its way too far out of a reference for normies.

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Joedirtnap 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe you are the normie Mr.Kaiheitai.

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not chocolate ice cream.

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DrugsAndKnowledge 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a complex memetic you got going on here. Well, that or the titles are mixed up.

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AwayFromKeyspeaker [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everybody is triggered by the ice cream :O

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journalist 1 point ago +1 / -0

No way Nancy would be caught dead eating that crap. She only eats Jeni’s splendid ice creams! Which IMO is the fucking best ice cream ever!

https://jenis.com/

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nothingberg 0 points ago +1 / -1

I hear there's Chocolate Rain in hell

This just in, it's doodoo