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posted ago by KrexSvilke ago by KrexSvilke +14 / -0

All this helicopter talk is unrealistic, even if we used Chinooks it would take forever. Why don't we set up a commie reservation, some patch of undeveloped wilderness where they can be left alone to bring their utopia into being. What we don't tell them is the whole place is wired for sound and video, allowing us to enjoy their descent into cannibalism. Less effort, more entertainment value. Insert image of Dave Chappel here.

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KrexSvilke [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

that would spoil the fun, or at least make the fun overwhelmingly brief.

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KrexSvilke [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

that would spoil the fun, or at least make the fun overwhelmingly brief.

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anon123456789 1 point ago +1 / -0

World leaders and bankers would be all over that. We would wind up with a separate state or country within the United States at war with us backed by everyone trying to take over America today

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KrexSvilke [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

That would only make the failure more spectacular.

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Dergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. They are free to leave anytime, but we're keeping ALL the land...ALL OF IT.

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KrexSvilke [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Think of it as a loan, like the chaz but with no evil capitalist infrastructure or delivery food. I give em a week tops.

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Dergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nope. Our forefathers fought and died for this land. We'd dishonor them by just giving it away. Not even so much as one inch.

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KrexSvilke [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

But I wanna see communists roast each other over an open fire.

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Dergy 1 point ago +1 / -0

If they lose the election, watch, they'll do just that.

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KrexSvilke [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

popcorn ready

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Dergy 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm halfway hoping they actually do start a shooting war....