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XxxRDTPRNxxX 49 points ago +56 / -7

I just don't look at black people and think.... Hey they look like gorillas.

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OrangeFruitGood 61 points ago +61 / -0

To be fair, there used to be a ton of "George Bush looks like a chimpanzee" jokes back in the early to mid 00's.

Doesn't matter what race they are, some people can just appear more apeish than others.

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Ronald_Dregan 32 points ago +32 / -0

Can't deny that Barry looks like Curious George. It's just a fact, jack.

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm glad you agree, Barry. You're more reasonable than I thought.

Roseanne died!?!?!

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Skjolnir 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or rat-ish/mouse-ish. Sometimes people can resemble animals, but you don't get called racist if you spot the resemblance in a white person.

Nobody, called me racist when I told them I thought Taylor Swift looks like a mouse. But if I say Leslie Jones reminds me of a gorilla.... you know what happens.

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uncled 12 points ago +12 / -0

I heard so many Pollock jokes growing up in Chicago

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_Sully_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah they really hurt my feelings. I may not be bright but I do have a big Polish hog.

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bigdickhangsright 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking of bright, did you hear about the Polish space program? They want to be the first to land a man on the Sun.

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Pure_Coincidence 3 points ago +3 / -0

did you hear about the Polish space program? They want to be the first to land a man on the Sun.

You laugh, but they've figured out how to accomplish it safely - they'll do the landing at night.

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thisguy883 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't look at Mexicans and think, "Hey, that's a beaner"

I don't look at jews and think, "Hey that's a goblin from harry potter"

I don't look at white people and think, "Hey, that's a Nazi".

I don't look at italian people and think, "Hey, that's a guinea".

I don't look at british people and think, "Hey, that's a bong".

I don't look at australian people and think, "Hey that's a shit poster".

But I think all of it is funny and fuck anyone who tries to tell me otherwise.

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majorpribluda 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nobody said that black people look like gorillas, which is a shitty thing to say.

He said that MICHELLE OBAMA looks like a gorilla, which is true.

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XxxRDTPRNxxX 7 points ago +8 / -1

IDK... To me she looks like any other normal black man.

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kirovri 8 points ago +8 / -0

I however do look at leftist rioters and think "fucking apes", regardless of whether they're black or white.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dead apes walking