can confirm. I have a massive white cock. Even mine doesn't swing like "Big Mike's" did on ellen.
Now for scientific purposes we have to consider a few things; follow me here:
Angle of the dangle... my massive white whale is a grower not a shower... however, pin it down with the duct tape required for complete concealment and it could restrict vascular flow. Over time this could result in trapped blood that would lead to an erecting type situation. . . Tape isn't stopping that kid-like host from freeing willy!
The restraint device for Big Mike's cock is likely held together by velcro. Over time (especially including MANY long nights of indulging in "succulent Hotdogs 🌭 " velcro can wear out and fail. Boom! Swinging sausage-fest.
Let's do some mathomaticalists... perportionaly the angle of the dangle is directly equivalent to the mass of the ass... Big Mike was so turned on by the manliness of Ellen the urge to be the pile driver took over... thus tearing the BBC free from its holding pen.
It is actually not a real dick... its a strap on. Oboma was desperate to cover up his deep need for dick with the biggest, manliest, broad shouldered line backer looking women he could find. He needs to be dominated 24/7... Big Mike never gets to take off the strap on he needs.... until Trump won. TRUMPUS MAXIMUS fucks him good every single day.
It's an old war mentality. Try to be the scariest monster ever, to throw off your opponents. It's just the Deep State forgot to stop and look how far they've gone. Murdering and molesting children. Using experimental drugs to 'communicate' with inter-dimensional beings? They went full on loon.
I'm still processing this. Depraved is still all I can reply with.
Maybe we are ruled by interdimensional bipedal shape shifting lizards. I can't imagine humans being this depraved.
Michael 0bama's cock is bigger than mine, and believe me, folks, there's no problem there.
Yuge.
He has a huge black cock that bounces when he walks and dances on Ellen.
can confirm. I have a massive white cock. Even mine doesn't swing like "Big Mike's" did on ellen.
Now for scientific purposes we have to consider a few things; follow me here:
Angle of the dangle... my massive white whale is a grower not a shower... however, pin it down with the duct tape required for complete concealment and it could restrict vascular flow. Over time this could result in trapped blood that would lead to an erecting type situation. . . Tape isn't stopping that kid-like host from freeing willy!
The restraint device for Big Mike's cock is likely held together by velcro. Over time (especially including MANY long nights of indulging in "succulent Hotdogs 🌭 " velcro can wear out and fail. Boom! Swinging sausage-fest.
Let's do some mathomaticalists... perportionaly the angle of the dangle is directly equivalent to the mass of the ass... Big Mike was so turned on by the manliness of Ellen the urge to be the pile driver took over... thus tearing the BBC free from its holding pen.
It is actually not a real dick... its a strap on. Oboma was desperate to cover up his deep need for dick with the biggest, manliest, broad shouldered line backer looking women he could find. He needs to be dominated 24/7... Big Mike never gets to take off the strap on he needs.... until Trump won. TRUMPUS MAXIMUS fucks him good every single day.
It's an old war mentality. Try to be the scariest monster ever, to throw off your opponents. It's just the Deep State forgot to stop and look how far they've gone. Murdering and molesting children. Using experimental drugs to 'communicate' with inter-dimensional beings? They went full on loon.
That's a perspective I haven't heard.