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OconusLurex 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Why is your mask covered in brown sticky fingerprints?"

"It's barbecue sauce. Part of the new covid protocols. It keeps us safe from virus spread."

Another brilliant idea from Brainiac Newsom.

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Impressive-Length 4 points ago +4 / -0

Democrats are the Party of Science.

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Bigger_igloo 3 points ago +3 / -0

And flavor savers apparently

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm dying over "it keeps us safe. . ." I could actually imagine people believing that.

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solarsavior 5 points ago +5 / -0

You MUST submit!

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ChilledCovfefe 5 points ago +5 / -0

It’s also great when the guy making your food touches his soaking wet germ filled mask 3 times while handling your food. Science!!!

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TrollToll 4 points ago +4 / -0

God damnit this would be hilarious if it weren't so fucking tragic

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COnDEMnED 3 points ago +3 / -0

What really happened to you Graham? Why are you not on OAN anymore?

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 3 points ago +3 / -0

It will double as a napkin! Genius!!!

I'm going into business selling wet-wipe mask filters that I'll market to wing joints all over CA. Who wants to invest??

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TrumpCard1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dumb fucking Cunt. I want him out and hung then beat like a pinata over a fucking fire.

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DeadOverRed 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Hehehe, watch this. Next I'm going to have them hop on one foot."

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NativeNorCal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Short Bus Newsom. If he wasn't Pelosi's nephew, he'd be delivering the mail he didn't drop in a ditch.