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NotTheTendies 91 points ago +92 / -1

Listen up everyone. I am calling it right now. This will be THE TENDIES. We will get something tomorrow. Trump wants to thank the Silver Fox for his amazing support as VP. He is going to give Pence the gift of whatever is coming tomorrow morning, and he's got CNN taking a Front Row Seat for it.

You heard it here first. Lets get hype. Lets get ready. Lets get TENDIES!

-NotTheTendies

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highenergywinning 40 points ago +44 / -4

He may be resigning

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Beaker999 42 points ago +42 / -0

The rumor is he's resigning. Seems unlikely timing wise, but I've got my fingers crossed.

If not that, then it's the deep states latest effort to get rid of Trump with an October surprise, so it won't be good.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 45 points ago +45 / -0

If he resigns or not, he's likely to say the President is asking him to breach national security and he feels that he just can't do such a terrible thing, putting our country at risk.

In other words, he's a crook and doesn't want to get caught. They always use "national security" as an excuse to hide shit. This press briefing is supposed to be about.... national security. :/

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lefty295 13 points ago +13 / -0

Right? "National security" could be anything from the China virus to fucking car safety regulations for all anyone knows.

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lestork 10 points ago +10 / -0

read my lips: They will declare POTUS to be a "threat to our National security" for ordering the declassification of all spygate-related documents.

Another backstab ahead of the elections.

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farquhar 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not sure that they can, given that he is the ultimate arbiter of whether something can be declassified, right?

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JamesBlomey 5 points ago +5 / -0

And he will blame Trump?

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cob05 17 points ago +17 / -0

So he can be replaced with another Obama loyal deep state traitor. We've seen this movie a bunch of times already.

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NECC_EOD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump can appoint an acting FBI director.. I'm not sure who is behind Wray as assistant director at the moment..My guess is if Wray is resigning he knows he can no longer slow walk or keep information classified. So this is their way to make any further declass attempt to be seen as against national security or somehow nefarious..

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Dingus 16 points ago +17 / -1

no chance he resigns in that fashion - snakes slither away quietly

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BigIronBigIron 14 points ago +14 / -0

Big splash followed by book deal.

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cob05 14 points ago +14 / -0

CNN has his dressing room ready and waiting.

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Kaboola 6 points ago +7 / -1

Big if true

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Yippy 11 points ago +11 / -0

If true I hope to see Grenell as head of the FBI.

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Had no idea, and apparently not lol.

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highenergywinning 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oops

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Notablitheringidiot 23 points ago +23 / -0

white supremacists

If they’re a thing then why do black people keep stealing my bikes.

Shouldn’t they be too oppressed to do that?

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80960KA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Repparayshunns yo

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cob05 10 points ago +10 / -0

You're oppressing them by having a bike. Duh. 😆

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John_Smallberries 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reparations.

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Honor+Duty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Caught a guy with my bike. Police impounded it. I had proof, photos. The dude put new tires on it. Hehe. No, he didn’t get in trouble. He said some dude named “Juan” sold it to him.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 12 points ago +12 / -0

There's no way Wary is resigning tomorrow. It could be about the "ISIS Beatles" group maybe. Or some russia/white supremacy bs.

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lestork 5 points ago +7 / -2

DC rumors have it that Wray is stepping down

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Tookens 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rudy Guliani to step in?

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The_Litehaus_Abides 20 points ago +20 / -0

Ric Grenell, please.

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SnowflakeJuice 7 points ago +8 / -1

Rumor has it Wray is resigning. His job protecting the deep state has come to an end. How he will spin it is a different matter

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NECC_EOD 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nah, too much going on...We know that shit is coming out tomorrow according to Maria Bartriromo who has been incredibly reliable..We also have seen calls tonight by the president for full public disclosure without redaction of anything related to muh Russia hoax..We now also have Ratcliff as acting director of the NSA.. It's virtually impossible for them to keep shit classified anymore..This is an attempt at the intelligence agencies to discredit anything being released, Wray will denounce the declass as against national security and he will resign out of protest..

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nicodemus 31 points ago +31 / -0

Since Wray is involved, I highly doubt it'll be anything good.

I predict a completely bullshit declaration of "muh Russia is trying to interfere in the election AGAIN," probably citing no actual examples or specific data, but of course they'll all be deeply, deeply concerned about it.

And then I think they'll probably ever-so-subtly blame Trump for not doing enough to stop (the non-existent) threat, which of course the diligent work of the FBI has found to be even more rampant, more brazen, and more PRO-TRUMP than last time!!

I hope I'm wrong, but these are some amazingly crooked bastards we're dealing with here. I wouldn't put it past them.

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lestork 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think it's related to Potus ordering the total declassification of documents.

Which they (DOJ and FBI and subsequently the media) will spin to be "a thread to our National security".

Antother backstab.

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PosterIsDead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine calling the press together so you could go before their cameras to tell your boss to fuck off.

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iDinduNuffin 29 points ago +29 / -0

Will it be tendies, or a nothing-burger? They've been fucking up my order for 4 years.

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NotTheTendies 10 points ago +10 / -0

Tomorrow, we eat Tendies. I'm calling it.

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askmeifisupporttrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Username leaves me questioning...

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NotTheTendies 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just a guy with some hopes and dreams fren.

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iDinduNuffin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welp

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NotTheTendies 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm sad. I failed.

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Maga_bigly 4 points ago +5 / -1

And they always forget the sauce!

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whippeat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Not walnut sauce though

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DX5_ 10 points ago +11 / -1

Our Trump, who art in the White House,
Give us this day our daily tendies;
And forgive us of our shitposts
as we forgive those who bear false tick-tocks;
and lead us not to a nothingburger,
but deliver us from the Deep State.
Amen.

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JamesBlomey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Amen.

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Grief 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm pretty sure Wray is going to blast Trump for declassifying documents and say it threatens national security. People are saying he's about to quit over it. Don't forget Wray is NOT on Trumps side. If he does something positive it's because he's got a gun to his head knowing he's about to go to jail.

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basedblatriot [S] 64 points ago +65 / -1

omg just kidding I won't be able to sleep tonight after getting my first sticky!!!!

much love to you all.

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Nomoralcompass89 37 points ago +37 / -0

Kamala Harris gets stickied all the time.

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JamesBlomey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kamala: (spreads)

Willie B: Super!

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Maga_bigly 3 points ago +3 / -0

Congrats

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draintheswamp 11 points ago +11 / -0

metoo

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Sumsuch 6 points ago +8 / -2

Holding on to hope is the only way that justice ever can be served. Satan's game has always been to trick you into surrendering your hope, because it can't be taken by force.

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KILLARY4PRISON 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same!!!

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Dingus 44 points ago +44 / -0

probably gunna be more anti trump resistance bs

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Dingus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Another thread is saying Wray is stepping down. That doesn't sound right at all to me.

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Sumsuch 1 point ago +1 / -0

It would if Trump has his dirt and is intending to move things forwards now.

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whippeat 9 points ago +9 / -0

If he does get up there and start doing that, Trump should fire him by tweet part way through his speech.

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CJBarnacle 29 points ago +29 / -0

The DOJ will blame white people for everything.

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Agent_Orange 26 points ago +26 / -0

I think it's about this:

President Trump declassifies all documents regarding the Russia hoax with no redactions

The FBI is going to defy the President's order. Just my 2 cents.

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Magatronic 7 points ago +9 / -2

Good call. At least postpone it until after the election.

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JamesBlomey 6 points ago +6 / -0

So Wray would say, 'Our political activity can't be revealed as it would be too political'? Honk

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is exciting. Yikes

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CrackaJack 22 points ago +23 / -1

I'm imagining Hillary: "I now choose to live life as a gay man,"

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Tom_Brett 12 points ago +12 / -0

lol i forgot who said that first. Kevin Spacey?

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cob05 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup

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Liberty0rdeath 16 points ago +16 / -0

Looks real comfy, fren.

Hope you enter pepeworld in your dreams.

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Thepedez 15 points ago +16 / -1

What press conference

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Texas81 25 points ago +26 / -1

Christopher Wray called a press conference with cnn on a “matter of national security”

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Randomite 25 points ago +25 / -0

"I need to inform you, The American People, that all 764 US intelligence agencies have existential evidence that President Trump is colluding with Nebraska to steal the election from Jill Biden."

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MustBeTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm Joe Biden's husband.

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Seadgs 5 points ago +5 / -0

oh shit here we go again

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basedblatriot [S] 9 points ago +10 / -1

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2020/10/doj-announces-press-conference-tomorrow-11-et-matter-national-security/

"DOJ Announces Press Conference Tomorrow at 11 AM ET “On a Matter of National Security”

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 8 points ago +8 / -0

There's no way Wary is resigning tomorrow. It could be about the "ISIS Beatles" group maybe. Or some russia/white supremacy bs.

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Thepedez 6 points ago +6 / -0

Meh I agree with the post, zero expectations. Probably something like “Immigrants found with drugs” or “Russia/China is trying to hack us”

Thank you for the link

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Isthisreallife2016 11 points ago +11 / -0

I have a bad feeling about Intelligence trying to hamstring Trump tomorrow

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kag-2020- 4 points ago +4 / -0

You mean like every other day?

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BoilingEnema 6 points ago +6 / -0

Maybe they'll go all in and call for a coup

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Trump4evergirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

Good night!

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jormungandr 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's gonna deliver some bullshit talking points that Harris is gonna harp endlessly about during the debate

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UhtredRagnarok 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope Wray gets included in the conspiracy to unseat Trump. He was definitely a part of it

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +1 / -0

He has a crush on Salty Yates.

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Mayhem64 3 points ago +4 / -1

What if the press conference announces GEOTUS treason charges for the declassification order? Can't wait to see the congressional seargeant at arms checking behind every blade of grass.

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Nrdrsr 3 points ago +3 / -0

EXCLUSIVE:

I have obtained a leak of tomorrow's press conference speech by the FBI and CIA. Here it is:

MUH RUSSIA IS INTERNEFERING IN MUH ELECTIONING BY TELLING THE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR THE DRUMPF!

WE ARE ADVISING FACEZUCK AND TWITJACK TO BAN ALL THE FOLLOWING MUH RUSSIAN ACCOUNTS

Dan Bongino

James Woods

Comfortably Smug

Scott Adams

Tim Pool

Hodgetwins

Candace Owens

Any Black Republican

ADDITIONALLY WE HAVE NEWS THAT BOOGALOOO BOYS WILL BE INTIMIDATING VOTERS AT POLLING LCOATIONS BY HOLDING UP SIGNS THIS IS TRIGGERING TO THEIR ANXIETY

IT WAS HER TURN NOW IT IS HER TURN AGAIN

CAN I TAKE ANY QUESTIONS? YES JIM ACOSTA?

YES ORANGE MAN IS BAD U ARE RIGHT

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

YES APRIL RYAN

YES BLACK PEOPLE MUST GET REPARATIONS FOR 2016

THANK U EVERYONE IMPEACH DRUMPF

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DrFalsey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Few options.

Could be an attempt to stop SCOTUS

Very likely this: https://www.wired.com/story/russias-fancy-bear-hack-us-federal-agency/

Could be election security

Maybe they found something in the docs that were declassified?

Maybe its about Qanon?

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

interesting

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JamesBlomey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wray will announce a vanload of crack special agents from the FBI has discovered Qanon is pronounced KWanon.

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usmcphrog46 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if they have damning evidence of a plot to overthrow Trump the Left/media will cover the story like this: "Trump is literally worse than Hitler and these people knew it. They tried to overthrow HITLER. For that, bad orange man is going after them ILLEGALLY! They are Patriots for trying to take down the worst president of our lifetime who is worse than Hilter." ... or something like that.

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FuckReddit4545 2 points ago +2 / -0

What is going to be announced?

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askmeifisupporttrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tendies

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flashersenpai 1 point ago +1 / -0

gay nothing is my bet

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awkwardmoments 1 point ago +1 / -0

Night Fren.

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Pleepleus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sweat dreams.

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Ottomurph 1 point ago +1 / -0

You sleep with the lights on?

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Shareblue 1 point ago +1 / -0

So uh...at least you got sleep right?

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LittleBlackKat 1 point ago +1 / -0

It will probably be a bunch of shit about QAnon and White People Bad.

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bren_den_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goodnight my friend!

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Chuj 1 point ago +1 / -0

My take: the deep state has activated their asset Wray. They are desperate to eliminate Trump before he exposed them. New hoax in the works

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gnomenclature 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cozy pepe.

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