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Siteless_Vagrant 175 points ago +177 / -2

Damn. OP's not joking. They actually tweeted that. https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1313663334286323714

 

This woman is an absolute train wreck of a campaign manager. https://twitter.com/jomalleydillon?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

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slobot 132 points ago +132 / -0

"We can do hard things" - Good grief. Not only is this the lowest energy of low energy campaign slogans, it sums up Kamala's campaign contribution, too.

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Choomguy 52 points ago +52 / -0

She did lots of hard things for willie. And his willie.

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Kyro5411 34 points ago +34 / -0

Cumallinhermouth Harris.

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Futuramawe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Semi-hard, at best. Soyboys lack testosterone.

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kevinkevin 7 points ago +7 / -0

"One should never judge a book by it's cover but if that cover is made of dog turds one can be reasonably assured that you don't want to read it" - Plato, The Republic.

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nmipede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Beauty.

Plato, The Republican. Kek!

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leakmouth 20 points ago +20 / -0

That’s what she said

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tdwinner2020 14 points ago +14 / -0

Low energy, but innovative. To Jeb!'s "please clap!" they added "you stupid bastards".

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Skogin 10 points ago +10 / -0

HAYOOOOOO!

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glow-operator-2-0 26 points ago +26 / -0

She could be am undercover patriot, or she had nothing to work with.

No mortal miracle maker could do anything with a demented Joe Biden.

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Siteless_Vagrant 22 points ago +22 / -0

She's definitely a lib. Worked on O's campaign. She got lucky with that one, her actual talent level is showing now.

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glow-operator-2-0 13 points ago +13 / -0

LOL 😁

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JackIsALarp 8 points ago +8 / -0

Its from the same people that think we're in a caste system for some reason. Pretty sure most adult Americans can work to do something akin to HVAC, hold management, and so on. Oh, that's right. I've worked side by side with cohorts with different skin pigment. Imagine that.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

..... They have a quiz..... to .. match your personality to a voting option........

That has to be the most obvious clue that they know full well their base is retarded.

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zakat 2 points ago +2 / -0

And it's utterly retarded and I couldn't answer tons of it.

The most annoying question was "Your best friend's birthday is coming up, what you do?"

  • send an e-gift
  • send a card
  • plan a surprise zoom party

Like wtf. It's my best friend. I buy a physical gift, meet her on her birthday (or a day prior to her bd, whatever works for us) and give it to her. And on her birthday call her.

It's my fucking best friend. Why would I not give her a physical gift? Corona isn't that bad. Hell, even if corona was that bad, I would place the gift on the floor, go 12ft back and let her pick it up. Then she opens the gift 1 week later (assuming the virus would last a week on an object - which it doesn't).
It's a packet. I receive packets by mail on a daily basis. Mail hasn't stopped being delivered. But those are "randomly" more safe than a packet I delivered myself?

Fuck those idiots.

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ThirteenPercenter 12 points ago +12 / -0

“Go team field” wtf does that even mean

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MagnanimousDonkey 9 points ago +9 / -0

In her defense, which I hesitate to say, she was given an impossible task. Nobody beats GEOTUS, let alone a walking pedophiliac corpse.

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Mintap 103 points ago +103 / -0

I think it is a lame attempt at an insult of Trump. They are trying to tell Trump to get off Twitter.

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NetherPede 46 points ago +46 / -0

They lack the balls to actually tweet it AT him, nothing new there...

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booblitchutz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Which actually is a phenomenal idea!

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LArnix 23 points ago +23 / -0

his people are eating it up also! I love telling people to shut up!!! I am so progressive!!

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Furaffinitydotnet 7 points ago +7 / -0

A lot of college students are given assignments to create twitter bots

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MaxineWaters4Prez 15 points ago +15 / -0

Looks like Joe saying get off Twitter like "Get off ma lawn ya damn kids"

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DuesImperator 12 points ago +12 / -0

His followers/supporters should listen to him, and delete their accounts.

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Comanche_Moon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Everyone needs to upload more groping and sniffing pictures of Joe and children.

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warlord1 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think it’s because Russiagate is breaking right now.

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Simple_Doot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah. Trump should just reply "No you"

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RussianBotWithNoID 54 points ago +54 / -0

From November 6, 2016....

"Friends, please remember that if you see a whopper of a Wikileaks in next two days - it's probably a fake," Clinton's communications director Jennifer Palmieri wrote on Twitter.

https://www.politico.com/story/2016/11/clinton-campaign-wikileaks-230822

https://twitter.com/jmpalmieri/status/795264366547533824

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farfiman 34 points ago +35 / -1

So either someone hacked his account or something big is coming.....

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jackssmirkingrevenge 32 points ago +32 / -0

something big is coming.....

It's the rest of this decade my friend.

The war on terror lasted over 20 years. The war on [redacted] is shaping up to be something similar. The first bloody nose comes this month.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm down to ff to where we actually physically fight...

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jaubrey 14 points ago +14 / -0

we actually physically fight

Yes, while I'm still physically able. There's a quote what goes something like 'if there has to be trouble, let it be in my time so my kids will know peace' or something. That's how I feel.

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knightofday 8 points ago +8 / -0

Many millions of us feel the same way

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farfiman 17 points ago +17 / -0

Doesn't he understand it makes people MORE inclined to watch their twitter?

[rhetorical question]

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farfiman 9 points ago +9 / -0

"BREAKING @ABC — Alexanda Kotey and El Shafee Elsheikh are in the air at this hour on their way to Washington to be charged as ISIS guards of 4 murdered US hostages, US official tells me. The “Beatles” are expected to appear in federal court in Alexandria, Va. this afternoon.

Maybe it's this. Not what we are expecting.

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Wheredidiputit 6 points ago +6 / -0

neither. it's just a very poorly executed swipe at Trump.

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kleindropper 28 points ago +28 / -0

He probably just hates that Trump is mercilessly retweeting all of the evil that the Obama/Biden administration did to affect the 2016 presidential race. Biden is seriously looking at jail time for his crimes.

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SpaceForceZulu 6 points ago +6 / -0

If there was any justice, Biden would be looking at the death penalty, along with his boss and handlers.

TREASON AND SEDITION.

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alienjesus 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s Trump’s end game.

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grndmrshlgando 11 points ago +11 / -0

Some shit has been coming for 6 months.

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trump_is_john_galt 15 points ago +15 / -0

There's a shitticane comin', Bubs. I can feel the shitwinds blowing.

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 11 points ago +11 / -0

BOTTLEKIDS!

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Wheredidiputit 4 points ago +4 / -0

You feel that Randy? The way the shit just sticks to the air? There’s a shit-blizzard comin, I always know

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

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_CaptainObvious 18 points ago +18 / -0

2016 repeats again, remember when Hillary told Trump to delete his twitter account.... here we are again.

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nimble 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why is he not 50 points ahead?

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JohnMcCainsTumors 15 points ago +15 / -0

He actually used that pic? He looks like the old man that makes you feel uncomfortable because he grabs your arm in a weird way or something..... Or sniffs you.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or fondles an 8 year old girl's nipple.

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Wheredidiputit 5 points ago +5 / -0

ugh. that weirdly powerful retard strength when they grip you. Like how are you so fucking strong?

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adawk91 1 point ago +1 / -0

it’s a GIF of him saying the words “Get Off Twitter”

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NvJohansson 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't even understand what they're trying to accomplish with this. They think they won the social media War because they banned 3/4 of all conservatives yet they're still taking a beating. Now they want everybody on the left to get off social media so the few conservatives that are left will take over fully? What the fuck kind of campaign manager is that? That's like a coach saying it's a tie game, let's all get off the ice and pull the goalie, wtf?

I think the fact is he wants everybody to get off social media so nobody sees how much of a fucking racist he is from the most recent Trump tweet laughable hypocrite.

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Wfdeacon88 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Followed pede

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you! I am under a follower limit, so I will get you back, eventually. Twatter sucks.

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FuckRioters 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey, I actually agree with Biden on one thing. Get off all mainstream social media platforms AFTER the election.

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Chuj 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fascinating. Something is definitely up

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Gunmolester 4 points ago +4 / -0

funny how we WANT everybody to hear what they are saying...They want to Censor us!! ...Very telling indeed

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ToiletFeast 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the "Delete your account." of 2020

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JoeandHunterBiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Twitter? What's that?

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PinkPlacenta 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoever decided "Please" is a good tweet for a presidential candidate is a fucking moron.

Absolutely pathetic looking.

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is real!

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leakmouth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit! Is this the real life?

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Bluemoonsugar 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol begging. Desperate, Joe?

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GreyGooseDown 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get off twitter...sent on twitter.

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lurkwellmyfriends 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU STAND NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE. MAKE YOUR TIME.

HA HA HA

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Zude 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh. Any theories as to why, since it’s all pro-Biden?

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PrecisionStrike 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too many of us have retreated from Twitter, leaving Trump alone.

Imagine if we all got together and started deploying tactical redpill carpet bombs on key accounts. For example, showing everyone that Cal Cunningham is a sexual deviant or those Ilhan Omar + Mark Kelly exposes from Project Veritas?

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geocitiesuser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hard to believe this is real. Yet here we are.

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Bitchinmus2maximus3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unlike Kellyanne Conway, she was not hired because she was a talented winner but because she was a woman.

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Wrexxis780 1 point ago +1 / -0

“Get off Twitter” means go on TheDonald.win instead.

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stratocaster_patriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow this is so out of touch with his base. This just sounds like an old man on about, "back in my day we.....we didn't spend all our time buried in our phones and shit....stop doing what you young people do because I just don't get it and don't like it." But the topper is that he tweets this out so nobody would see it if they did what he is asking. Total clown and his handlers ought to be smarter but are clearly not.

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unsquishable 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is an attempt at quirky humour, if you ask me.

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TubySarbette 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, I'd usually whole heatedly agree, but if he's telling us that...

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Michael032817 1 point ago +1 / -0

Twitter must be too old for Joe now :)

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mainsoda 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think this is the first thing he has ever said that I agree with!

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Visceroth 1 point ago +1 / -0

Said the old man shouting at the cloud.

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TrainMissingBrakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why?

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flabbyfanny1 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is a desperate cry of the elite. They are crumbling with the light being shown on them.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe they want people to get off Twitter so they don't see the ravenous hate mobs made up of radical leftists that lurk there 24/7.

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Bdl700a 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nitwit

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

Imagine if there were no censorship. Imagine if platforms were only allowed to have rules they enforced fairly on everyone, or be considered publishers who endorse whatever speech they DO allow.

We would control the entire internet, because the majority and the truth are on our side.