I miss the days when I could read something like this and NOT subsequently think, "Gee, I wonder if she also rapes, kills and eats children while worshiping the devil?"

Hey, you remember the old days when people thought the "slippery slope" would lead from acceptance of homosexual behavior to things like bigamy and promiscuity, but our intelligentsia said "Naw, it'll be fine"? Yeah. Well, turns out that slope was greased with so much of the devil's spunkum that we shot right past those kinder, gentler things and went straight to cross-dressing, dick-chopping mental cases dictating lockdowns and cannibalistic pedophiles using the power of the state to declare Ma and Pa Kettle to be Nazis.

Next time, how about we stick to some principles, eh?