Pence will win. He is the Flinstone vitamines of Trump. Similar policies but much easier to get people to swallow. Kamala Harris has no chance against that.
QUIT SLUT SHAMING!!!!!!! THEY ARE CALLED STI's NOW! We dont have diseases, we only have infections! Smh, racist, bigoted, Republicans, telling me not to catch STI's even though it's my kink. Disgusting.
It's even "more correct" than the newspeak versions since some of them you can get without sexual contact. Like getting crabs from a contaminated toilet.
I've never heard anything about Pence from the media besides "he wants to forcibly electrocute all gays to death", so he must be the chess grand champion of keeping his cool and being amazing.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jkjake the Wise?
I thought not. It's not a story the Pede would tell you. It's a Democrat legend. Darth Jkjake was a Dark Lord of the Democrats, so powerful and so wise he could use the political spectrum to influence the milipedes to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the political spectrum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his followers everything he knew, then his followers tickled him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from communism, but not himself.
Remember when Tim Kaine tried to ride on a SoB (side of beef) to stardom? But then Mike Pence showed the whole world what a slime all Kaine really is? Tonight will be that x 9001
Good, the plexiglass ploy is so that the moderator can cut mics and prevent Pence from being heard at all after the fact. You know cutting Trump's mic wont work, he'll still be heard. Kamala's plan is to play the "angry black woman" stereotypes, chimp out, and then deflect any criticism as racism.
Pence is smarter than Harris, hell a sack of door knobs is smarter than her! He's not going to fall into her diary of a mad black woman act. He's going to be calm and mythological take the whore apart. He's going to dismantle her record in California, and talk about how she polled ZERO, She has nothing on Pence!
Most of the damage was already done by Tulsi. Pence knows exactly where to aim the orbital shots, we know her weaknesses.
She's gonna lose it. She has no self control, she's been babied and coddled up to the point Tulsi faced her - and got nuked. She's gonna play the "But I'm a GIRL" card, because Pence is going to overwhelm her early, and take her down surgically. That's the Harris Trump and Pence's people want the American voters to see - a smug, fragile whore who slept her way to the top, who has no substance, leadership, and a resume full of skeletons and scandal, losing her tiny mind because she can't stamp her foot and get her way.
I wonder whose gonna win?
Pence or the moderator
Kamala tonight: "Mr. Vice President, that black little six-old lesbian girl you electrocuted was me."
Crowd goes wild
Pence: I'll fuckin' do it again.
*shoots lightning out of his hands, a la Raiden*
Emergency conversion therapy. 14 shocks to slow the spread and straighten the curve!
Mike "Edison is the best medicine" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
Mike "100 Amps to the nipple clamps" Pence
Mike "Electric Fence" Pence
Let's not forget the old classics, people
Mike "Third Rail for the Failed Male" Pence
TOP KEK
No Brakes! No Curves!
I just instantly thought of Raiden in MK1 doing that sideways push and the crazy sound effect it makes. Shit can’t even type it. I need more sleep.
wololololol?
Close enough. That game had amazing sounds.
Do not question the Thunder God's power
Clearly it worked out for her. Now she can fuck her way to the top
Hopefully Trump makes a special guest appearance.
Sitting in the audience with no mask on. Ah, the sweet sound of liberal heads exploding all through the night and tomorrow...
audience? Psssh. He better be sitting next to the moderator.
Better yet, he should be the moderator.
Pence will win. He is the Flinstone vitamines of Trump. Similar policies but much easier to get people to swallow. Kamala Harris has no chance against that.
QUIT SLUT SHAMING!!!!!!! THEY ARE CALLED STI's NOW! We dont have diseases, we only have infections! Smh, racist, bigoted, Republicans, telling me not to catch STI's even though it's my kink. Disgusting.
Even better: VD-venereal disease.
Well, that has been the proper medical terminology for STDs for quite some time (like since the 1400s)
It's even "more correct" than the newspeak versions since some of them you can get without sexual contact. Like getting crabs from a contaminated toilet.
How interesting, Mr Harris likes em a foot thick.
yeah, my first thought was that that Plexiglass needs to be under the table
Mike “Thunderbolt” Pence
He's got Amps for the tramps.
Mike "Turns fruits into vegetables" Pence
He doesn't hoe it alone.
Idk why, but I find these "electric" Pence memes hilarious.
Probably because they’re hilarious. My personal favorite is Mike “Deus Volt” Pence
i miss the johnny quest pence and barron memes
be the change you want to see in the world pede
I've never heard anything about Pence from the media besides "he wants to forcibly electrocute all gays to death", so he must be the chess grand champion of keeping his cool and being amazing.
Mike “Palpatine” Pence
Look Up I am the senate Star Wars and get back to me about who palpating is
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jkjake the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Pede would tell you. It's a Democrat legend. Darth Jkjake was a Dark Lord of the Democrats, so powerful and so wise he could use the political spectrum to influence the milipedes to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the political spectrum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his followers everything he knew, then his followers tickled him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from communism, but not himself.
Dew it.
That's why I think he'll make a perfect president in 2024, the media literally doesn't have shit on him
Animal in a cage.
BEGONE THOTS
Excorcise
Yeah, I thought OP was trying to say exercise and was super confused. Then I realised what the Silver Fox truly had in mind.
Guys imagine creating this meme, spelling exorcise wrong, and having it stickied.
I went with auto correct. Oh well. I’m driving.
But that’s not even a word.
Take it up with iOS
Most of us wouldn't consult iOS in the first place.. but this comment chain is hilarious!
*Exorcise
Hopefully it can keep the chlamydia contained though. That skank is a walking Mary Poppins bag of STDs.
Remember when Tim Kaine tried to ride on a SoB (side of beef) to stardom? But then Mike Pence showed the whole world what a slime all Kaine really is? Tonight will be that x 9001
Kamala is going to make ROE v WADE a big part of this - how do we think Mike will handle it in a way that's palatable to the female voter?
Edit: you know they're gonna want that big female VP moment
"Stop using your vagina as a bludgeon, thot, unless you want me to join in"
edit: the implication is that we dick-slap her back into sensibility
States rights. It's very simple.
Mike Pence WINS! FATALITY!
TOASTYYYYYYY!
Is she requesting a waist high hole be cut in it?
A glory hole!
She has no soul and will try to smear Pence just like she did Kavenaugh!
Pence already said he's NOT going to be using a plastic box. He said Harris can if it makes her feel better.
Good, the plexiglass ploy is so that the moderator can cut mics and prevent Pence from being heard at all after the fact. You know cutting Trump's mic wont work, he'll still be heard. Kamala's plan is to play the "angry black woman" stereotypes, chimp out, and then deflect any criticism as racism.
Pence is smarter than Harris, hell a sack of door knobs is smarter than her! He's not going to fall into her diary of a mad black woman act. He's going to be calm and mythological take the whore apart. He's going to dismantle her record in California, and talk about how she polled ZERO, She has nothing on Pence!
Agreed, hence she will try and drown him out with the moderators help.
Most of the damage was already done by Tulsi. Pence knows exactly where to aim the orbital shots, we know her weaknesses.
She's gonna lose it. She has no self control, she's been babied and coddled up to the point Tulsi faced her - and got nuked. She's gonna play the "But I'm a GIRL" card, because Pence is going to overwhelm her early, and take her down surgically. That's the Harris Trump and Pence's people want the American voters to see - a smug, fragile whore who slept her way to the top, who has no substance, leadership, and a resume full of skeletons and scandal, losing her tiny mind because she can't stamp her foot and get her way.
It's gonna be great.
Pence will smite this whore.
Hope he pulls out his Bitch Be Gone spray
https://youtu.be/B88cMm814RY
Pence just comes out flinging salt at her saying sternly, "The power of CHRIST compels you!" as she curls in to the corner screaming.
PLEXIGLASS WON'T SAVE YOU FROM THE SILVER FOX'S BOMBS
Sure hope Pence requests his plexiglass be removed. This is crazy!!!
The Plexiglass Is A Hidden Teleprompter! She Will Have All Questions and Answers Given To Her!
https://streamable.com/gy48ri
I dunno guys, he's married and in a higher position than her. She might try to fuck him right there on stage.
The truth is a fearful weapon. Mike Pence is a disciple of The Way, The Truth, and The Life.
Hahaha holy shit
Imagine if this actually happens
Trump brings the fire, Pence brings the ice!
It just means that with the head spinning vomiting starts Pence will come out without a drop on him.
Grey Fox power up!!! <3 MAGA2020
Kamala is going to be nasty and unhinged.
At least Pence won’t have to smell her Willie Brown breath.
BEGONE THOT
Is it true that plexiglass is an electrical insulator?
https://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/06/blind-item-8_29.html
An oldie but a goodie.
ELECTRIC PENCE
https://i.maga.host/dY0lvCH.png
this is awesome ahha
What does she think? Corona-cooties can't go over the top or the wall?
Pence has to be assertive with facts about her DA history.
I can't wait for people to slap a hannibal lector mask on Kamala in her plexiglass bubble.
Prevents the spread of STDs doh
What's the over/under on how long it will take Pence to smile to himself as Harris says something dumb?
I say about six minutes. She probably won't say anything too stupid right at the start.
Mike Pence memes never get old.
That would make an awesome T-shirt
Good for projectile demon vomit though