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Formerlurker92 151 points ago +151 / -0

I wonder whose gonna win?

Pence or the moderator

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bubadmt 103 points ago +103 / -0

Kamala tonight: "Mr. Vice President, that black little six-old lesbian girl you electrocuted was me."

Crowd goes wild

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bloodyminded 68 points ago +68 / -0

Pence: I'll fuckin' do it again.

*shoots lightning out of his hands, a la Raiden*

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bubadmt 38 points ago +38 / -0

Emergency conversion therapy. 14 shocks to slow the spread and straighten the curve!

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Militiaman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Mike "Edison is the best medicine" Pence

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FergieJR 16 points ago +16 / -0

No Brakes! No Curves!

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WhiteLash 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just instantly thought of Raiden in MK1 doing that sideways push and the crazy sound effect it makes. Shit can’t even type it. I need more sleep.

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jsnforce 2 points ago +2 / -0

wololololol?

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +7 / -0

Clearly it worked out for her. Now she can fuck her way to the top

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thewashambro 31 points ago +31 / -0

Hopefully Trump makes a special guest appearance.

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Numaeus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sitting in the audience with no mask on. Ah, the sweet sound of liberal heads exploding all through the night and tomorrow...

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thewashambro 3 points ago +3 / -0

audience? Psssh. He better be sitting next to the moderator.

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Numaeus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Better yet, he should be the moderator.

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2cor517 21 points ago +21 / -0

Pence will win. He is the Flinstone vitamines of Trump. Similar policies but much easier to get people to swallow. Kamala Harris has no chance against that.

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