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CanadianTrump 20 points ago +20 / -0

Mike “Palpatine” Pence

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Jkjake 10 points ago +10 / -0

Look Up I am the senate Star Wars and get back to me about who palpating is

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CanadianTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jkjake the Wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Pede would tell you. It's a Democrat legend. Darth Jkjake was a Dark Lord of the Democrats, so powerful and so wise he could use the political spectrum to influence the milipedes to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the political spectrum is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his followers everything he knew, then his followers tickled him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from communism, but not himself.

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2Fangz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dew it.