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Gipgm2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Fraternizing with Enlisted Beaver is a UCMJ offense punishable by tattooing a image of Nancy Pelosi’s face on a male officer’s lower unit —A female officer is Awarded a likeness of Chuck U Schumer— All second offense will received a autographed laser etched image of Hillarys Lower Unit directly below the the chin of the image of the first offensive image.

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RegularReplacement 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's UCMJ, The Uniform Code of Military Justice. Where did you get USMCJ?

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Gipgm2 2 points ago +2 / -0

I put my four years in back in the 60’s - Just getting old and slow like Uncle Joe Thanks for the correction. What Tribe were you in.

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RegularReplacement 2 points ago +2 / -0

And that is the exact reason I asked and didn't down vote. I am a horrible typist and figured that was the case.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kiss army reserve reporting in!

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Raindrops1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Beliebers standing by!

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Gipgm2 2 points ago +2 / -0

The reserve’s got screwed in the Obama years. I salute you and thank you for your service

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, I actually did real time in the real army. I don't knock anyone who put in their time in the trenches while in the Kiss Army. Somebody's got to boost the moral of the troops by rocking out!

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Gipgm2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was just fucking around trying to be funny. ——I was a gunners mate in the Coast Guard 1965 to 69. When I made E5 they offered me two duty stations. Gunner on a river boat in Nam or a two year tour in Alaska. I told them to give me a coat 🧥 I sometimes think I should have gone the other way but than sober up.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for your service. Regardless of which path you took you'd always wonder about the color of grass on the other side.

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Rainman 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's the Marine Corps version of justice lol!

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Gipgm2 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s right. That’s the ticket.

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Rainman 4 points ago +4 / -0

FIRST: GET A HAIRCUT YOU SHIT BAG

SECOND: RESIGN YOUR COMMISSION IF YOU'RE GOING TO FUCK AROUND WITH ANOTHER SERVICE MEMBER'S WIFE

THIRD: FUCK OFF FOR REPRESENTING THE ARMY IN SUCH AN UNPROFFESSIONAL WAY ESPECIALLY AS A GENERAL OFFICER. WHAT A DISGRACE

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uvontheterrible 4 points ago +4 / -0

Love triangle?

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FudgyFudgeBots 2 points ago +2 / -0

Unfortunately being an honest upstanding citizen is not a requirement to get the democrat vote.

The only requirement is that you identify as a democrat.

The good thing about this coming out now is that the deep state just lost their hold over him.

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Ieggo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should solve it the old way.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Death by snu snu?

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Ieggo 2 points ago +2 / -0

by dueling banjos

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PewPew_ThaDuK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Typically, this kind of scandal for Republicans, it's a finish to their political career. For Democrats, it's just another thing to ignore

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Littlemaidofnh 1 point ago +1 / -0

In the article 58% of people polled said they would STILL vote for the scumbag!

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thedonburgundy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why does it seem like it’s always an 0-5 getting in trouble for something serious or dumb like this, or bringing great shame upon the profession of arms.

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IlxTheGreat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Missing a perfectly good opportunity to cut the retirement/benefit payrolls. Should give him a BCD and a trip to Ft Leavenworth. Then no bene's for the asshole.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Archive please

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Red37 1 point ago +1 / -0

Adultery is punishable under the UCMJ

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Tomm -1 points ago +2 / -3

Doesn’t matter. He’s a democrat and will still win his election bid.