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KuzoKevin 390 points ago +391 / -1

Get in touch with your local Fox affiliate, please. That is a very newsworthy event.

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TentElephant 314 points ago +315 / -1

The media's job is to cover important stories with a pillow until they stop moving.

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g0rdy 128 points ago +129 / -1

A MyPillow

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TentElephant 112 points ago +112 / -0

Hi! I'm Mike Lindell. Years ago, like you, I found myself extremely frustrated with my ballot being stolen. That's why I've expanded our product line to include news and AR-15s...

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bubadmt 85 points ago +85 / -0

"My-AR is the most comfortable rifle I own! The moment my hand pulls the MyTrigger, they're out like a light. Thanks America!

I'm interrupting this commercial right now to tell you about our limited time bonus, MyBullets"

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g0rdy 23 points ago +23 / -0

Hahaha! MyPillow commercial is actually on tv as I read this..

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aangler100 13 points ago +13 / -0

If Mike Lindell made guns, I would buy them.

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Nimblenavigator1 12 points ago +12 / -0

KEK! I read that in his voice 🤣🤣🤣

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kingship76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Machine warshable.

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Basileus 16 points ago +16 / -0

They call that the "Scalia Special"

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Covfefe_Injection 4 points ago +4 / -0

You beat me to it by 57 minutes. Congrats!

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Covfefe_Injection 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those of us in the know call that pulling a "Scalia".

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Davinci 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, just ask Justice Scalia.

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Block_Helen 2 points ago +2 / -0

hello Iowahawk

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MythArcana 43 points ago +43 / -0

Calling Fox is like getting the Portland DA to prosecute Antifa.

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Girthquakes 25 points ago +25 / -0

OP would have better luck getting in touch with Judicial Watch.

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Modus_Pwninz 29 points ago +29 / -0

The news only cares about stories that they can spin into a web of lies.

"Election disaster due to mail-in ballot fraud" is not on their to-do list.

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Apersonofinterest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Far right wing white supremacist literally Hitler Government Nazi Propaganda.

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ponygirl509 19 points ago +19 / -0

I caught our rural mail carrier stealing asparagus through the fence on camera. The USPS wasn't very interested until the Secretary of (Washington) State Kim Wyman's office received the pictures. Personally, I would take a Sharpie and make a giant X and write "RETURN TO SENDER - ADDRESS UNKNOWN", then drop at your County Courthouse or back in the USPS mail box for anything that is still laying there after 24 hours. Maybe document it with photos.

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ShalomRPh 7 points ago +7 / -0

RETURN TO SENDER - ADDRESS UNKNOWN

NO SUCH NUMBER - NO SUCH ZONE.

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Indianslost3-1lead 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE HAD A QUARREL, A LOVERS SPAT

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Magamom2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes!!

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Rufus_Shinra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Stealing asparagus? Geez, out of all the things to steal...guesd they must of really liked asparagus and wanted to save a few dollars, haha.

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ponygirl509 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our little patch produces about 10lbs a day. This woman even changes her route in the spring to accommodate the convenience of picking while we were at work. As I have now learned, much of it was shared with the USPS employees. Didn't anyone ask her why she always returns from her route with fresh asparagus? The point is that she was asked not to pick our asparagus through the fence, and she continues to do so. Stories and evidence abound that the entirety of the USPS cannot be trusted with our ballots.

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DrinkMoreWater 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey asparagus is expensive, I mean if you are going to take the time to steal a vegetable, you might as well go for the best 😂🤡