Hi! I'm Mike Lindell. Years ago, like you, I found myself extremely frustrated with my ballot being stolen. That's why I've expanded our product line to include news and AR-15s...
The Comfort 15 is the latest in MyPillow's line up of pillows. It comes with a pocket that allows you to stow your AR-15, so you can sleep comfortably and with the peace of mind knowing that your favorite anti-Commie device is within reach even while you sleep. Comes in standard, queen, king, and body pillow sizes, as well as soft, medium, firm, and extra firm. The Comfort-15 also has multiple colors to choose from, including olive drab, desert camo, supreme white, and (for a limited time only) MAGA red. So order now!
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"My-AR is the most comfortable rifle I own! The moment my hand pulls the MyTrigger, they're out like a light. Thanks America!
I'm interrupting this commercial right now to tell you about our limited time bonus, MyBullets"
And for additional shipping we'll double your order and throw in a 9mm.
"With the patented AntiCommie fill, it can adjust to any position. It's the most comfortable full metal jacket I own. Sleep tight ANTIFA!"
So...why the f don't we have gun commercials on TV? That would be so totally American, the rest of the world's heads would explode.
It's just too awesome for TV.
Now if you need your gun fix, I got you covered: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3oVkh1Jl6s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFazmslebG8
Henry rifles does! I like their side loaders.
New MyPillow product line: Comfort-15
The Comfort 15 is the latest in MyPillow's line up of pillows. It comes with a pocket that allows you to stow your AR-15, so you can sleep comfortably and with the peace of mind knowing that your favorite anti-Commie device is within reach even while you sleep. Comes in standard, queen, king, and body pillow sizes, as well as soft, medium, firm, and extra firm. The Comfort-15 also has multiple colors to choose from, including olive drab, desert camo, supreme white, and (for a limited time only) MAGA red. So order now!
Use promo code TriggerLibs2020 for an extra 15% at check out!
Shut the fuck up and take my .win Gold, faggot.
Hahaha! MyPillow commercial is actually on tv as I read this..
POTUS has good reason to refer to Mike Lindell as, “the most successful buyer of TV ads. “
When I used to watch FOX news God love Mike Lindell how ever***** His ads are >_)(*&^%!!
If Mike Lindell made guns, I would buy them.
KEK! I read that in his voice 🤣🤣🤣
Machine warshable.
Made right here in my home state of Minnesoota.