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Formerlurker92 111 points ago +112 / -1

I am now going to purpose the conspiracy that baron trump trains raccoons to attack reporters in his spare time

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WhiteHouseRaccoon 54 points ago +54 / -0

Sources say it's true

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Formerlurker92 47 points ago +47 / -0

Anonymous sources within the White House

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0bama 12 points ago +12 / -0

We can report this is true.

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Peashout 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sources close to the thinking patterns of raccoons say this is allegedly true.

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Sigma 32 points ago +32 / -0

Sources familiar with The Expert's thinking*

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Mrsattorney 11 points ago +11 / -0

But who wish to remain anonymous...

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Covfefe_Injection 17 points ago +17 / -0

100% True! Baron has early access to Elon Musk's Neurolink tech according to sources familiar with the matter.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who do you think elon paid to design it?

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Aries_cz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ok, reading about it, it is pretty hilarious, all that money, and the cat gets hit by a car minutes after deployment...

Project Acoustic Kitty, bah, should have gone with Acoustic Titty, those works much better and do not get hit by cars...

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MAGASquatch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Besides they come in stereo Wi-Fi with dual woofers.

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aangler100 3 points ago +4 / -1

Video or it didn't happen. The internet loves cat videos, get famous!

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Aries_cz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure, let me just stop by the WH and ask GEOTUS if I can borrow his time machine for a quick round trip to the 60s

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Strike_Eagle784 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hence why folks need to be wary of big government. It's scary to think how many of our agencies were corrupted by either Nazis, or Communists, both being enemies of America.