4020 Guardian of the White House (media.patriots.win) posted 192 days ago by beta-detector 192 days ago by beta-detector +4020 / -0 75 comments share 75 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (75) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 111 ▼ – Formerlurker92 111 points 192 days ago +112 / -1 I am now going to purpose the conspiracy that baron trump trains raccoons to attack reporters in his spare time permalink save report block reply ▲ 54 ▼ – WhiteHouseRaccoon 54 points 192 days ago +54 / -0 Sources say it's true permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 47 ▼ – Formerlurker92 47 points 192 days ago +47 / -0 Anonymous sources within the White House permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – 0bama 12 points 192 days ago +12 / -0 We can report this is true. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – Peashout 9 points 192 days ago +9 / -0 Sources close to the thinking patterns of raccoons say this is allegedly true. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 32 ▼ – Sigma 32 points 192 days ago +32 / -0 Sources familiar with The Expert's thinking* permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Mrsattorney 11 points 192 days ago +11 / -0 But who wish to remain anonymous... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 17 ▼ – Covfefe_Injection 17 points 192 days ago +17 / -0 100% True! Baron has early access to Elon Musk's Neurolink tech according to sources familiar with the matter. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Side-o-Beef_Curtains 11 points 192 days ago +11 / -0 Who do you think elon paid to design it? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – deleted 7 points 192 days ago +7 / -0 ▲ 12 ▼ – deleted 12 points 192 days ago +13 / -1 ▲ 7 ▼ – Aries_cz 7 points 192 days ago +7 / -0 Ok, reading about it, it is pretty hilarious, all that money, and the cat gets hit by a car minutes after deployment... Project Acoustic Kitty, bah, should have gone with Acoustic Titty, those works much better and do not get hit by cars... permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – MAGASquatch 4 points 192 days ago +4 / -0 Besides they come in stereo Wi-Fi with dual woofers. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – aangler100 3 points 192 days ago +4 / -1 Video or it didn't happen. The internet loves cat videos, get famous! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Aries_cz 2 points 191 days ago +2 / -0 Sure, let me just stop by the WH and ask GEOTUS if I can borrow his time machine for a quick round trip to the 60s permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Strike_Eagle784 6 points 192 days ago +6 / -0 Hence why folks need to be wary of big government. It's scary to think how many of our agencies were corrupted by either Nazis, or Communists, both being enemies of America. permalink parent save report block reply
I am now going to purpose the conspiracy that baron trump trains raccoons to attack reporters in his spare time
Sources say it's true
Anonymous sources within the White House
We can report this is true.
Sources close to the thinking patterns of raccoons say this is allegedly true.
Sources familiar with The Expert's thinking*
But who wish to remain anonymous...
100% True! Baron has early access to Elon Musk's Neurolink tech according to sources familiar with the matter.
Who do you think elon paid to design it?
Ok, reading about it, it is pretty hilarious, all that money, and the cat gets hit by a car minutes after deployment...
Project Acoustic Kitty, bah, should have gone with Acoustic Titty, those works much better and do not get hit by cars...
Besides they come in stereo Wi-Fi with dual woofers.
Video or it didn't happen. The internet loves cat videos, get famous!
Sure, let me just stop by the WH and ask GEOTUS if I can borrow his time machine for a quick round trip to the 60s
Hence why folks need to be wary of big government. It's scary to think how many of our agencies were corrupted by either Nazis, or Communists, both being enemies of America.