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Flipbarryfromreddit 88 points ago +88 / -0

I love pence. He’s so presidential, good at speaking, debating and will do great!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 22 points ago +22 / -0

All the lamestream media gives them debate prep! Ha ha ha ha ha!

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theneverman 26 points ago +26 / -0

Watch for Kamala to mouth the question as the debate moderator speaks. Bad actors do this.

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bck- 29 points ago +29 / -0

She has trouble keeping her mouth closed to begin with

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CorradoSoprano 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oof

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YourTendiesWillBurn 11 points ago +11 / -0

No. Sounds more like "Schrorp hmmmmm (slapping jello mold noises) slurp huuuummmpgh pop"

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well, I'll never be able to look at a Jell-O mold the same way again.

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thewashambro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Did you really have to make me reproduce the sounds in real life?

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Flipbarryfromreddit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow!!!! Holy shit. Dude this will happen 100%. You’re right tbh! I hate that woman’s laugh oh my god...

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cleanyourbloodyroom 14 points ago +14 / -0

Strategy:

  1. Muh racists
  2. Muh Covid
  3. Muh baby killing
  4. Muh wimyn
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KuBcOoL 14 points ago +14 / -0

Forgot Muh global warmins

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Bullwinkle 10 points ago +10 / -0
  1. Muh gay people
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mugatucrazypills 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Silver Fox knows how to deal with these, Sinema was the last time they tried to ambush him. nope and nope #sad

They're so blinded by their hatred of Christians they can't think properly around them.

It's just a chance to list her talking points and tell a story about having power feelings of oppression. Everything else will be "pence hates womyn"

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Harambe 6 points ago +7 / -1

None of it will work. Remember when Pence destroyed Kaine in 2016? I'm ready for a repeat.

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Rugar22 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pence is very good at talking monotone, he will destroy Harris since they can get no reaction out of him.

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Extreme Christan pence hates womyn and wants to make them slaves because of Russia

/S

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Aquamine-Amarine 4 points ago +4 / -0

How dare Pence be a loyal Christian man, being faithful to his wife!

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Omega13 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harris: "He'll put black people back in chains!"

Pence: "Well, your family would know."

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Omega13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Does anybody even remember anything about Kaine without HillDog involved?

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Useful_Vidiots 6 points ago +7 / -1

I don't think they will try to bait Pence into a confrontation to derail the entire thing like they did GETOUS

Tired of reading people that misinterpreted it and think the President's performance was poor. You don't walk into a trap and play by their rules. He kicked ass. He knew they would both be getting feeds and he set them back on their heels.

He's the only one fighting for us, and he is getting assaulted from every direction. Quit thinking he needs to be more cordial OR respectful with these globalist pieces of shit.

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Jimmy33 5 points ago +6 / -1

Yep I agree. Stand with him FFS.

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Useful_Vidiots 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he had listened to even a fraction of all the limp dicks in 2016 and beyond telling him to tone it down or stop tweeting, he likely would have lost the nomination.

What he is fighting is Legion, and no one else could have done what he has so far.

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Omega13 3 points ago +3 / -0

People keep demanding Trump be more "respectful" and "presidential", but they know they wouldn't respect anybody that kept quiet and demure while some asshole spewed blatant lies to their face.

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DefaultFreedom 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, that's an Indian. Definitely Kamala.

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BeanieBeanTX 4 points ago +4 / -0

Silly, that's not Omar--that is Heels Up's brother.

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AlphaNathan 34 points ago +34 / -0

I disagree. She's stupid.

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Meme_Too 15 points ago +15 / -0

Stupid or smart, it doesn't matter. She's corrupt. In a dangerous way. She looked the other way when contractors used RECYCLED CONCRETE in the Bay Bridge extension. Now picture that on a national scale.

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no_such_looser 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wait WTF is recycled concrete?!?!

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Meme_Too 9 points ago +9 / -0

Here you go:

https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/EMPIRE-BUILT-ON-SAND-Businessman-allegedly-2516190.php#photo-2656977

Here's the story, in a nutshell (from a different article):

"Although Harris and [Willie] Brown had broken up, Kamala still favored those in Brown’s universe because of their ability to aid her as she climbed up the political ladder. Such is the case of Ricardo Ramirez.

Ramirez was in the cement and concrete business and thanks to his friendship with Willie Brown, he was able to get many lucrative contracts from San Francisco.

The problem was that he was using recycled concrete. The practice is allowed for decorative work but not for anything that had to hold weight because recycled concrete allows water to seep in and it cracks very easily.

But, Ramirez used the recycled material on projects like the Golden Gate parking garage, a half-mile section on the approach to the Bay Bridge and Third Street Light Rail project.

Harris did not charge him with fraud but instead allowed him to plead guilty to illegally storing oil. He did not have to spend one day in prison and he only had to pay $427,000 in restitution, a small amount considering what he was paid for the projects he used recycled concrete on."

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 8 points ago +8 / -0

Chinese cement

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MuadDon 9 points ago +9 / -0

When was she effective? She was the worst primary candidate and was polling at almost zero and had to drop. She's propped up by the media - that's it.

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Triclopse 8 points ago +8 / -0

Her value is in her willingness to lie. They don’t care if she was polling well or not. She will lie on command. That’s her game.

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MuadDon 3 points ago +3 / -0

They want her because she’s a puppet. She isn’t doing anything of import behind the scenes.

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magacoder 4 points ago +4 / -0

She's a pill popper. She's like a bobble-head.

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peterthegreen 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's a bobble-head alright. 🤮

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jacko556 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chicken head!

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Italians_Invented_2A 10 points ago +10 / -0

She had 3.4% approval in the primaries. Biden got her only because she has donors who brought lots of money to Biden's campaign.

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Hckyhillbilly 12 points ago +12 / -0

And because she’s black, or Indian, or Jamaican, or Canadian.

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AlphaNathan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Whichever is politically beneficial

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jacko556 6 points ago +6 / -0

She is in fact stupid.
The only reason she's made any progress anywhere is a combo of:
-Sucking D for power
-People will vote for her solely based on race and gender.

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Ithrowawaay 7 points ago +7 / -0

Identity politics and sleeping your way to the top in lieu of any qualification or policy.

Just Democrat things.

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cuckslasher 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pence will punish her

kek wills it

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Silencemennow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, she shit all over the guy that picked her for VP... soo, no?

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Lila_Quartermaine 27 points ago +27 / -0

He is a classy, calm and competent guy.

Her style is somewhat less classy. In her mind she is hip and clever. Prediction: She will make an insensitive and sarcastic remark then guffaw and look around to see if anyone else is laughing. They won't be. Cringe city here we come!

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is the correct answer. Heels up thinks shes so "cool" and "hip" ...but it comes off like when your 8th grade teacher tried to be "cool" and "hip". Cringey af.

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GodEmporerTrump 23 points ago +28 / -5

Why is Omar Brotherfucker in back?

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SimplePede 23 points ago +23 / -0

That's Barron's new UAE homie

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DwightEisenhower 16 points ago +16 / -0

I think it's actually Justin Trudeau

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GoldenPotatoRequiem 11 points ago +11 / -0

I assume he made friends with him over the cyber? Barron is very good at that stuff.

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SimplePede 8 points ago +8 / -0

The best. Believe it. Yuge.

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boreal_storm 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hadji Singh is a streetwise 11-year-old Kolkata orphan who becomes the adopted son of Dr. Benton Quest, as well as Jonny's best friend and adoptive brother.[18] Rarely depicted without his bejeweled turban and Jodhpuri, he is proficient in judo, which he learned from an American Marine. The seventh son of a seventh son, Hadji seems to possess mystical powers (including snake-charming, levitation and hypnotism), which may or may not be attributed to parlor trickery. The Quest family meets Hadji while Dr. Quest is lecturing at Calcutta University; he subsequently joined the Quest team after saving Dr. Quest's life (by using a basket lid to block a knife thrown at the doctor).[19] Although slightly more circumspect than Jonny, he can reliably be talked into participating in most any adventure by his adoptive brother.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Quest_(TV_series)

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 11 points ago +11 / -0

Based on the name "Singh" and the turban, this is NOT a Muslim, but rather one of our many based Sikhs.

https://images.jpost.com/image/upload/f_auto,fl_lossy/t_JD_ArticleMainImageFaceDetect/393105

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Magaman_2 7 points ago +7 / -0

SIKH AND DESTROY!

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Silencemennow 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hadji is a based Indian. He's there to MIGA like a boss.

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Seanp12 3 points ago +3 / -0

NAMASTE TRUMP! NAMASTE TRUMP! NAMASTE TRUMP!

(and howdy modi)

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HotNismo 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought that was Eyebrows Trudope?

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LilBuddyRem 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s taking her for a helicopter ride, left turns only.

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MythArcana 13 points ago +13 / -0

Silver Fox vs Glory Hole Harris.

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neolunar 10 points ago +10 / -0

I never put it together that trump was Johnny Quest! Makes em more funnier.

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Formerlurker92 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nah, that's baron if it's anybody

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mrspaulrevere 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Mr. Vice President, I know you don't dine out with any woman but your wife. You have stated this. How do you feel about an unmarried man and a woman who want to have a dinner date, is that okay? Does the woman need a chaperone (guffaw, head shake that says I'm so cool)? And in the year 2020, is it okay if the woman arrives by herself at the restaurant or does she need an escort?"

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Mrsattorney 10 points ago +10 / -0

Will Kamala have been given the questions in advance? I think so.

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Eaglefarts 9 points ago +9 / -0

Really not looking forward to having to hear her nasally voice during the debate. So hard to listen to.

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bck- 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pence is the secret weapon. He’s like the salesman that sells the country on Trump when people are skeptical of him.

He fucking crushed Tim Kaine in 2016, to the point where people said he’d make a better president than Trump. He’ll crush Kamala. He’s the Silver Fox.

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ChicagoMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

I see Johnny Quest memes, I upvote. Love to see Hanna Barbera cartoons getting made into memes.

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MkeOrwellFiction 5 points ago +5 / -0

Prediction: Kamala will look emotionally unstable and Pence will remain calm and professional

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Throwingway22 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the first question Pence asks Harris isn't about all the Harris campaign bullshit then he's got terrible debate advisors. Harris looks like curdled milk the moment she gets uncomfortable and playing the "I'm not a racist" game is the old-school republicans favorite cuck move.

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NazisWereSocialist 4 points ago +4 / -0

WATCH OUT SILVER FOX! Ilhan The Harvester is right behind you!

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jonny Quest!

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MyPresidentOrange 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look how angry ilhan Omar looks in the background.

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is Cuck Wallace the moderator for this one as well?

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JustTheNews 3 points ago +3 / -0

idk why he invited omar onto his plane

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pence can literally just stand there while Kalama alternates between her weird stoner voice and insane cackling, and win easily.

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Berzerker_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

what is the actual name of this animation character, btw?

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Doubld 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harris has to be worried. She knows Pence is smart and experienced. He's dealt with all kinds of characters.

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Micheal_Honcho 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's hilarious that the same people who want to defund the police are also the ones voting for Kamala. She wrote in her 2009 book: "If we take a show of hands of those who would like to see more police officers on the street, mine would shoot up".

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Pence is the Right Hand of Trump. If Kamala thinks Pence doesn't have the same ammo as "Drumpf!!", she's 'highly' mistaken. And on that note, she'll probably be high as Hell, cackling, and slip up....AGAIN.

Least some of us stoners wait until we're out of work before sparking up. :p

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S0yboybetacuck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that Kamala in the back?

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ShadowIntegration 2 points ago +2 / -0

Anyone tailgating/pregaming for the debates tonight yet?

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LadyWhoLovesTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is that Ilhan Omar in the background?

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DefaultFreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala and Joe in the back.

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TyrannyBuster 2 points ago +2 / -0

She's gonna be on her knees before the end of the night.

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powershellder 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala has one of the absolute worst speaking voices I’ve ever heard.

The more who watch this, the more who will hate her—no matter what the content of her speech is.

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MixedBlacknWhite 2 points ago +2 / -0

"you said you believed Biden's sexual assault accusers..."

  • Me Too movement lie.. or do you not believe all women now?
  • Kavanaugh hate push

"you put thousands of black people in prison"

  • systemic racism .. you and Biden

"you supported a group who bailed people out of prison who then went back on to burn, loot and cause violent assaults on people.. "

  • Minn destruction

I hope he nails her on these

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basedtexapede 1 point ago +1 / -0

He will have to, because there's no way the heavily biased moderator will ask Harris questions like that. And he will have to do it while handling all of the REEEEEEEE DRUMPF HAD COVID ORANGE MAN BAD REEEEEEEE coming from the direction of said heavily biased moderator.

He will do fine, of course.

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RenaissanceOfHope 2 points ago +2 / -0

Time to roast an evil prosecutor.

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J3N93W 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to hear more about Harris asserting that the riots continuing on after the election. Please, Senator...do continue. https://streamable.com/ibqkfr

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DarkBerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like how Ilhan Babadinghy is sitting right behind him.

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politifox 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good there will be plexiglass.. cause the silver fox doesn't need to get Kovid , which is when you have every single STD from being a political hoe.

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Omega13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Harris: "You're such a sexist pig! You can't even trust a woman that isn't your wife!"

Pence: "...Do I even have to say it?"

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Triclopse 2 points ago +2 / -0

She only speaks in lies and deceit.

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Keiichi81 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mike Pence on his way to the debates, with Barron in tow and one of the Harris family's former slaves.

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Anders59 2 points ago +2 / -0

He probably finds Harris as morally reprehensible as I do!

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 2 points ago +2 / -0

OK, well hopefully you are being a high energy Trump supporter somewhere else, then. Around here everything is turned up to 11, all the time.

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MixedBlacknWhite 1 point ago +1 / -0

In this case... Look at Biden. He's one sneeze away/seizure/synapse snapping/brain stopping/Hillary hit away from having Heels Up Harris as the President.

You should be excited.. in every sense of the definition

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slaphappy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

New debate rule just issued for tonight: Persons of Color debaters are to be issued on/off microphone volume switches controlling any White debaters' microphone.

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Norwayhastrolls 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hadjis auntie??

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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Barron ain't a lad anymore, think he is taller than Donald by now.

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assassinpk12 2 points ago +2 / -0

THis aint no joke... he killed it! such class! trump could take a few notes, like how he debated hillary on the 2nd or 3rd debates...

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

What comic is this from ?