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techiejames 147 points ago +150 / -3

Fantastic! Doing the hard work of the American people. Let's get "Sniff Like a Hounddog" Bidden arrested before Election Day.

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Isolated_Patriot 31 points ago +31 / -0

What's the deadline to get him replaced on the ballot? How beautiful would it be if every last one of those mail in ballots had to be recalled?

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techiejames 22 points ago +22 / -0

At just under a month until the election, I believe that time has already passed. It would be great to see him in handcuffs right before the election. Hillary and Obama as well, along with Bill, Chelsea, and Chelsea's husband.

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boomerbutnotOKBoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Patsy Mink died in Hawaii about a month before the election. It wasn't enough time to get her off the ballot back then. Maybe now would be faster. So she was on the ballot, and despite a sign that announced her death at the polling places, she won in a landslide. Since she couldn't do the job from the grave (unlike Nadler and Schiff... /s) Ed Case took her place.

I liked her. She was a go-getter. Mazie Hirono fantasizes that she's like Patsy, but I think Patsy would have been disgusted with Mazie's performance and may have secretly supported Trump.

The thing I remember most about her is that she looked like a Japanese Betty Boop.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 95 points ago +98 / -3

Some commie is here downvoting comments lol

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NormaJeanRocks 33 points ago +34 / -1

Probably cant even have a parking ticket

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RyanT282 21 points ago +22 / -1

How can we ever recover from this??

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TrudeauIsAsshoe 16 points ago +17 / -1

Don't forget about the DDoS attacks. That's what convinced me to vote Biden.

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Fffffffff 12 points ago +12 / -0

Like a DDoS attack will change my vote for Trump. They lost me 2 years ago with Kavanagh. I'm never going back

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Postal 6 points ago +6 / -0

The virtue points don't work.... And never will.

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IroWide 18 points ago +18 / -0

Biden will run this country just like Pelosi runs her nice, clean, totally not covered in needles and dung city of San Francisco.

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QUADBRIX 10 points ago +10 / -0

They have renamed their streets - no longer inside and outside lanes, now Number 1 and Number Two.

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ProphetOfKek 6 points ago +6 / -0

The dookie even spread to her own driveway.

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joker 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dung City! I think this one should stick, i like it.

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TenScoops 14 points ago +15 / -1

yeah me too, I think communism is the answer...hail Winnie Pooh and Stalin

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CahalTheMad 8 points ago +8 / -0

You jest, but the truth is, lefturds actually think that shit will happen. Because their entire web existence revolves around muh internet points and muh validation from strangers, they actually believe downvoting someone, somewhere, will magically change that person's views and beliefs. And the sad as fuck reality? Lefturds literally break down into panic attacks and hysteria when someone downvotes THEM.

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SpezDispenser 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea im voting Biden too. Trump hasnt done shit except revitalize the economy, strenghten the military, building that wall, bring the troops home while creating peaceful ties across the globe. What changed my mind to vote for Biden was a late night Jon Oliver quip. Dude made a remark about orange skin, it was then that I knee I had to vote Biden. I just want to feel like I belong maaaaaaan.

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Raindrops1984 18 points ago +19 / -1

It’s okay. He needs something to do while his mom has him locked in the basement so she can have uninterrupted special time with the drug addict from the street corner. He can only stare at the wall for so long!

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The_Forgotten_Man 16 points ago +17 / -1

They Should Ask Questions on account creation that would confuse low iq commies such as :

How many Genders Are there? Has Trump Ever Said Anything Racist? Is Capitalism Good For Job Growth? Do You Suppport the BLM Movement?

Etc.....

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Nameless_Mofo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Fucking shills are so pathetic, get a little sand in their vaginas and they run home to their shelter-in-place safe spaces.

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Shitposter69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reeeee stop being a super spreader!!!

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MatthewUSA 55 points ago +55 / -0

That Uniform is Sweet. :D

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PantsJihad 36 points ago +36 / -0

Former Marine here, you can put the ugliest mofo you've ever met in Dress Blues and they will get laid.

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Hunterscrackbaby 14 points ago +14 / -0

Yeah, as long as you keep them away from the crayons...

(Former Army Intel Weenie, please don't beat me up Mr. Marine)

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PantsJihad 9 points ago +9 / -0

He he, well you guys were fun to drink with. Also had good times with Armybros chasing air force chicks.

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Hunterscrackbaby 8 points ago +8 / -0

The Marines I met were always fun to drink with. I was definitely in one of the nerdiest most POG MOS's in the entire DoD...but both Army and Marine Infantry guys make for the most fun nights on the town.

Air Force tail was always a rough hunt. But the prize was usually well worth it.

Oh to be 22 again...

Semper Fi brother, stay safe.

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filam_patriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Working as AF civilian. Most AF chicks I see are fat white women.

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Rimeofthemariner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm not American, but when I attempted to enlist in my Nation's army, I ran into a bunch of Marines at a bar. Never seen Americans drink that much in my life! First time you lot drank me under the table. Second time was the Green Berets I met, whom drank more than fish and ran a marathon the next day!

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July041776 2 points ago +2 / -0

As a lady who married a Marine, Dress Blues are the reason I lost my virginity.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 45 points ago +45 / -0

OMG!!! He’s a spreader, I tell ya! A super spreader!!! Hearts and animal sacrifices to that poor marine who will soon be on his deathbed because of Drrrrruuuummmpt!!!

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Shitposter69 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kum Allah is a super spreader

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StateFarmJeffsKhekis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Underrated comment here folks.

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Shitposter69 1 point ago +1 / -0

😏

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DonaldTheWhite 9 points ago +9 / -0

I hear he manspreads while he spreads his Cov1d.

Next lvl toxic masculinity!!1!

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Ninki333 5 points ago +5 / -0

Super spreader? I thought that was Kamala.

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ElectricChad 2 points ago +2 / -0

On Twatter some manchild was reeeeeeing because he didn't have a mask on. Fucking retards.

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Nellie_the_Beaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hopeless morons!

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MostlyPeacefulMurder 40 points ago +40 / -0

Can any jarhead explain to me how does one get selected for white House duties?

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FireannDireach 33 points ago +33 / -0

It's a process, for the guards - join the Marines, and during boot you take tests, and if you qualify for that kind of MOS, you're sent to the Marine Barracks in DC after infantry training - they staff places like Camp David, etc. The guys at the WH are the best of the best - they consider everything, including how you look. From what i recall, you're gonna do a lot of shit guard duty before being considered for the WH or any high level posts. I think it's called "Yankee White", it's specialized training and you have to get specific clearances and such. Been a while since I read anything about it.

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PantsJihad 20 points ago +20 / -0

I think its treated roughly the same as embassy duty. It's considered a hardship post due to its nature, but it's still extremely sought after.

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trollkin0331 10 points ago +10 / -0

Best of the best

Spoken like a true garrison Marine.

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Mathelm 25 points ago +25 / -0

Not a marine, you go and apply for it. Only like 4 people in the job though. There's documentaries on it.

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meals23 19 points ago +19 / -0

yeah it's like winning the fucking lottery basically

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endr 20 points ago +20 / -0

except under obummer is was used as discipline.

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meals23 21 points ago +21 / -0

like Secret Service details for Crooked

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Nameless_Mofo 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love how you say Crooked around here and everyone immediately knows who you're talking about.

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berson129 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beef also works

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0311_0313 21 points ago +21 / -0

Former Marine here. You usually have to go in to boot with a 0300 (infantry) route. Than you have to have nothing bad on your record. No PI, drug involvement, etc when you were a civilian. Then you have to pass a top secret clearance. You also have to be in a certain slotted height range so you all look uniform in formation. So you con be selected to be a Marine Security Guard

After infantry school if you still have been a good boy and still want to be a Marine Security Guard you go to that school as well. The prettiest Marines get selected for that post for junior enlisted men.

Now if you done a 4 year enlistment, you can apply to be a Marine Security Guard if you are a NCO and have been a good boy and still look pretty. Pretty much the same process but you are applying as a NCO so qualifications are a little harder

Now if you were selected out of boot camp to be MSG and did your 3 years. You than go to the Marine infantry fleet and realize Marine Grunts are degenerate drunks that are anything but pretty. You are dealing with Marines who have done multiple deployments and hate life. The fleet Marines smell you and it makes them vomit. Than you realize you were never infantry and have a lot of knowledge to catch up on. You will be ridiculed, embarrassed, and hazed, until your pretty face and posture go away and you become just as angary and hatful as everyone else.

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GoldwaterVoter 15 points ago +15 / -0

I had a former Marine as an instrument flight student a few years ago. He described the process: Whole bunch of Marines in a large room. All with tattoos told to leave. All with ANY kind of arrest record, sealed or not, told to leave. All who ever imbibed in marijuana told to leave. etc. etc. Those left were spic and span, clean cut, etc. He was left and served at WH while Obama was there.

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Modus_Pwninz 30 points ago +30 / -0

"What's your job?"

"Oh, I just stand here all day...wishing a motherfucker would..."

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Indianapede 21 points ago +21 / -0

What is this marine packing? I know there is a lot more security unseen. Just curious.

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PvtPyle762mm 33 points ago +33 / -0

This time of year they switch from green crayons to orange.

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Indianapede 8 points ago +8 / -0

🤣

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trollkin0331 8 points ago +8 / -0

Name checks out

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jgardner 16 points ago +16 / -0

Two fists.

And to back it up, the entire Marine Corps.

The rest of America has their backs too.

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trollkin0331 10 points ago +10 / -0

Democrats don't.

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jgardner 6 points ago +6 / -0

I said AMERICANS. Democrats have long ago divorced themselves from that title.

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trollkin0331 2 points ago +2 / -0

I understand the sentiment. But let's not get in the business of redefining words, like democrats do. They are Americans, which also makes them traitors - the absolute worst kind of criminal.

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PantsJihad 13 points ago +13 / -0

He doesn't appear to be under arms. The pistol belt and holster are white for that uniform and would be worn about the waist. If he were, it would likely be an M9a2 as I don't think the new Sigs have made it to the fleet yet.

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Indianapede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Thank you

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PantsJihad 9 points ago +9 / -0

It was truly an honor and a privilege.

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TenScoops 17 points ago +17 / -0

I love Trumpy like a second dad. I hope he is really fine after the Wuflu bullshit. Deus vult, savior of the west.

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jgardner 9 points ago +9 / -0

Thousands of years from now, Trump will be more memorialized than Lincoln or Washington.

What he has accomplished in his first term goes way beyond what presidents Washington and Lincoln did.

He is saving Western Civilization, and thus, the world.

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NetherPede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Indeed, I never cared much for politics, especially American politics, and always thought Trump was silly.

After seeing riot clips from portland for over a month and thinking "Why is this allowed to keep going?" I started getting interested. What the msm told me didn't make sense, so I started digging deep.

Now I'm here, a TOTAL fanboy. I have never been one to call someone "my hero", but I am now. Just thinking about what he means and does for all of us genuinely brings me to tears sometimes. It is indeed the world he is saving. His statues will be everywhere and we will for always be in his debt.

I envy you for being able to call him your God Emperor.

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IncredibleMrE1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Daddy cleared to begin campaigning again!!! https://thedonald.win/p/Hr66oR89/

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Mrs_Fonebone 11 points ago +11 / -0

One of the coolest parts of his flight in from Walter Reed were the (at least) two snipers on the roof of his house making sure nobody tried anything stupid. It was like something out of a movie!

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nerrinc 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you have a picture? That's awesome.

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Mrs_Fonebone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just find the video--NPR, oddly had good shots. When the chopper lands in front of the white house you see them and they're standing there until he's in the house.

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aangler100 10 points ago +10 / -0

NO Mask, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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TheAmbulance 7 points ago +7 / -0

Working hard on the October declass!!!

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lamplight 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ooh-Rah, what honor could be greater for a Corporal in the USMC?

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GeneralTsoTofu 4 points ago +4 / -0

How cool would it be to have that post?

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CovfefeVideo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Time to show Obama how to use a pen and a phone.

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trumpforeverandever 4 points ago +4 / -0

NO. DAYS. OFF!

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SmokeyAF 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thank you for serving, young Marine.

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Cray_cray_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can see the thiccness in the glass panes.

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DJTrumpMAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does the Marine have a firearm to protect POTUS? I don't see him carrying.

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BarronTrump2044 1 point ago +3 / -2

He's only a Rent-A-Marine

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MondayCoupleIsDead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where I hope he will stay for the next 8 1/2 years.

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AngryDonut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go Big Orange!

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XirWokeMasterCuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

He needs to be charged with manslaighter reeeeeeeeeeee! That Marine isnt wearing a mask and he is outside the door with a man who has the most deadly disease to ever exist!!!!!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Did Joe put a lid on today?

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jgardner 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need to upgrade the White House. It looks pretty old and dated and not nearly fancy enough to post a marine that looks that sharp.

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DaoDeDickinson 3 points ago +3 / -0

The eagle has landed

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Leddhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love it! But please, for the sake of everything Holy, stop the "Daddy" shit? Way too anime tranny pornsite bullshit for this site.

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any marine pedes know how people even get into a position like that?

Obviously you gotta he the best of the best to be personally assigned to POTUS, but what does that entail? This guy looks really young, so you need combat experience? What sort of accomplishments would you have to have done to be chosen for this role?

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StillplayenSometimes 3 points ago +3 / -0

What's his awards mean? Thx

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WienerDogRanch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Do you think Biden would be back to work after being diagnosis with CHYNAvirus?

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patriotexpat 3 points ago +3 / -0

How does someone get this job?

Yes, you have to join the Marines, but how do you end up here instead of cleaning toilets?

Also, where's his gun?

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leakmouth 3 points ago +3 / -0

BUT HE WAS SPOSED TO DIE!!! IT WAS HIS TURN!!!!

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Tilethewall2 3 points ago +3 / -0

WHeRe's HiS MaSk!

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SpaceForce 3 points ago +3 / -0

covid is a pussy virus and anyone who takes more than 2-3 days to get over it is a bigger pussy.

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Norwayhastrolls 3 points ago +3 / -0

I LOVE IT

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dubler6 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does that marine have a death wish?!?!?!

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Smubbs 2 points ago +2 / -0

This marine is literally a doorman. He just opens the door. He doesn’t even have a gun

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NetherPede 2 points ago +2 / -0

ReEEEeeEE, AnOtHeR sOLdiEr PerSonaLLy sLeWN bY DrUMpHH!!11!111

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wherever he roams, there's no place like HOME!

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looking good Lewis!!!

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uncled 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck with him and find out

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2008RonPaul2012 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop calling him Daddy though. That's cringe

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creed 2 points ago +2 / -0

No mask! I love it!

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RahkeemTheMachine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Out of curiosity what would happen if someone approached him

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Chickenbaconpoutine 1 point ago +1 / -0

A copious dose of ass kicking.

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RedBonaparte 2 points ago +2 / -0

Calling Trump daddy is SUPER CRINGE