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Industry4 392 points ago +392 / -0

I am in awe. That was truly amazing.

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TrumpsWall 183 points ago +183 / -0

๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

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nc777 124 points ago +124 / -0

Pede has found the exploit.

Think how much time and effort this took to respond.

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_-Th0r-_ 57 points ago +59 / -2

But was this a shitpost IRL or an actual trans freakout?

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Captnyestrday 38 points ago +38 / -0

At face value they are exactly the same person

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CahalTheMad 23 points ago +23 / -0

The left have become real-life memes and copypastas.

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dixond 9 points ago +9 / -0

USE POE'S LAW AGAINST THEM

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hotdogsforsale 7 points ago +7 / -0

Poe's Law

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Pedeville 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yup, and when they figure out what were doing, they will start raging and rage at an actual trans

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Trumpsbigbrassballs 82 points ago +82 / -0

Masterful

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Bonfire 58 points ago +58 / -0

Agreed. Best humor Iโ€™ve seen on the internet since I put on my robe and wizard hat.

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solomonwiebe 17 points ago +17 / -0

Vermin supreme?

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nmipede 12 points ago +12 / -0

No, a meme from before your time, young padawan. Back when we used to have these arcane portals called chatrooms.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-put-on-my-robe-and-wizard-hat

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1080pleb 8 points ago +8 / -0

A classic right up there with hunter2. Ahhh it takes me back to the good ol' days.

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nmipede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right up there with what? All I see is *******.

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cob05 7 points ago +7 / -0

We all were just given a masters level course in trolling. Aspire to be this, pedes!

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TruthyBrat 5 points ago +5 / -0

Iโ€™m crying laughing here!

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 142 points ago +142 / -0

I literally fell out of my chair laughing at the โ€œyou should self report yourself!โ€ part ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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sideOfBeef2016 47 points ago +47 / -0

Same!! hahahahaha

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TampaMAGA 62 points ago +62 / -0

These people are fโ€™n insane. She actually though op was dead serious. Wow

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ippwndu 43 points ago +43 / -0

op or post-op?

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TampaMAGA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Kek

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noms 44 points ago +44 / -0

I think I know what you're talking about. Sounds like the one where they call each other comrade and one guy keeps interrupting telling everyone not to clap because it triggered his anxiety, so they snap their fingers instead.

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QUADBRIX 16 points ago +16 / -0

Point of personal privilege!!!

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sun_wolf 6 points ago +6 / -0

Animated version: Democrat Socialist Convention.

Any surprise these people all turned into mask tyrants?

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Mod_support 8 points ago +8 / -0

You canโ€™t just describe this without sharing a link. I need to see this

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Jeb4HOABoard 12 points ago +12 / -0

Glorious sauce

https://youtu.be/ZRs7G7uLGa8

Edit: More direct to the point sauce: https://youtu.be/ryJteQTPBlU

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bighomiebeenchillin 9 points ago +10 / -1

bruh if these are da bitch ass niggas who hate america and tryna start a revolution, then we coo LMAO aint no need to worry these bitch MADE ASS niggas aint finna be overthrowin shit lmaoo ๐Ÿ’€

the niggas that overthrew da russian king were a bunch of dusty peasants they may been poor as shit but them niggas literally worked da fields all day finessing some potatoes and crops while on 164 calories a day brah so you knew they could post up on em if shit was goin down

but these american 21st century commies are literally mentally handicapped schmucks bruh they cant even handle claps nigga lmao

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yah my G but it wont be a nigga ass open civil war, these bitches using the snitch ass mothafucking DA's to prosecute all them niggas trying to defend themselves, while letting bitchass anarchists and communists hustle all your shit from you

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HunterBidenCokeStraw 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't forget about Sven computer.

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Emperorvoid 3 points ago +3 / -0

Forgot about that. Anyone got a link? Was that Evergreen College?

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ippwndu 26 points ago +26 / -0

Point of personal privilege!

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ProfessorRomendev 16 points ago +16 / -0

Point of personal privilege! Please stop clapping, IT TRIGGERS US WITH POST TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER!

It was a democratic socialist of america conference. Imagine those people actually trying to fight a real uprising, with real opposition. Hilarious!

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Pedeville 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yea I think I know which one, it was sp cringey.

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MAGA_Master 1 point ago +1 / -0

It was at a school and the moderator came on and told them not to clap because it was triggering some of the audience who were sensitive to loud noises.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 32 points ago +32 / -0

That campaign worker has PTSD now, guaranteed.

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Pede 26 points ago +26 / -0

Yes, well done

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glompywompy 175 points ago +175 / -0

Actual mental illness. I went to a restaurant the other day, where you order in a line. This beastly woman asked me if I wanted cheese with my order. I said "Yes Mam".

She then proceeds to freak out in a similar manner as above about how she is actually a Man and I am shaming her and just committed violence against her.

I was just like... shut the fuck up and make my damn sandwich bitch.

I should have just walked out, but I was hungry and wanted food :3 I won't be going there again however.

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Chick-fill-eh 85 points ago +85 / -0

Mam is actually the perfect pronoun.

'get your head out of your ass! I said yes MAN.!

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Pedeville 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me: ma'am

The person: its MAN!!

Me: I said that, I have special speech anxiety ptsd chronical backbone problems, stop shaming my speech, I said MAN!! proceeds to hyperventilate and shit all over the restaurant

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RobertMorris 69 points ago +69 / -0

I wish you'd have said "Do my bidding!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBn72Bam16Q

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Dingus 34 points ago +34 / -0

DO MY BIDDING lmfao

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Anustart 24 points ago +24 / -0

Do you have any follow up to that? I would love to see how that ended. The other dudes face standing there amazing!

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RobertMorris 45 points ago +45 / -0

Oh, it was fired the next day, I believe.

"Xhale City does not tolerate this kind of behavior from its employees. When we identified the employee at fault, we fired the employee immediately. We've also spoken to the customer and apologized. We value our clients, treat them with respect and dignity, regardless of their political views"

https://www.11alive.com/mobile/article/news/local/tucker/tucker-vape-shop-worker-fired-after-screaming-at-trump-supporter-refusing-service/85-508e580c-5d72-49a1-b731-4dfc155825f8

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Anustart 31 points ago +31 / -0

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you! I have been dealing with shitty people all day and some karma is nice to see.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ahhhhh that was classic!

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ProfessorRomendev 7 points ago +7 / -0

one of the purest REEEEEEEEE's in history.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 39 points ago +39 / -0

Gotta be careful though...who knows whatโ€™s happening to your food behind closed doors when they are pissed at you.

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glompywompy 35 points ago +35 / -0

That's why they lost my business

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Isolated_Patriot 24 points ago +24 / -0

As a former kitchen slave, Never Piss Where You Eat.

You do NOT know where your food comes from or what bodily fluids are in it unless you can watch every step of the way.

Ordering food is a sacred trust agreement, and restaurant staff are NOT above breaking it. And this from experience pre-dating the TDS era.

I simply would not order food in this day if I did not know the cook and the staff personally.

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ArtLife 20 points ago +20 / -0

lol I worked in restaurants/bars/diners for about 10 years. Believe me most places are disgusting; in part because of poor training, ignorance, and lastly, mean people.

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ippwndu 14 points ago +14 / -0

LOL, if your average, thin skinned, entitled, sensitivity-trained, corporate drone were ever subjected to the employee interactions of the restaurant world, they'd melt. Oh the hazing, sexual harassment, general harassment, physical altercations, derogatory nicknames...

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ArtLife 3 points ago +3 / -0

haha I worked in the Blarney Rock Irish bars in Manhattan in the late 70's. Good money to be had but you had to be quite deft playing the game between being pleasant enough to make good tips yet keep off the lewd drunks. I do think there were perhaps more gentlemanly manners then than now though. I got more grief from bad customers in the fancier places I worked.

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Kolob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Great thread, I was a chef in the early 80's. In cooking school in my class there were 18 men and two of us women. My mouth was way worse than Trump's little pussy grab joke. It was east coast too and I get the people who are offended by Trump, until I adapted I found it offensive too, now it is just funny. We women learned to handle ourselves. When I worked at a Marriott one of the waitresses was serving a table of athletes. One of them flashed her his dick, she looked down her nose at him and said, "What did you pull that little thing out for?" Totally humiliated him and came into the kitchen to tell us the story where we were just dying of laughter. We handled ourselves back then. Today a waitress might burst into tears and file a complaint.

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup this. I always treat the restaurant people like they're the next person to give me a BJ, because I dont want spit in my food. If I was arguing with someone working on a restaurant, I wouldnt eat there, I'd just leave. It's not like they're gonna spit in your food because of an argument, but these people deal with BS all day for minimum pay, so your arguing might be the drop that overflows the ocean

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N0Brakes 25 points ago +25 / -0

Watch for the spit.

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1A_FTW 16 points ago +16 / -0

Walk out, who knows what you ate after that.

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mumbohnumbah5 18 points ago +18 / -0

I don't know if this speaks more to team Trump for having the best memers or to Biden's people that this seems like actual depravity.

Either way a win for us, soo.....

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N0Brakes 17 points ago +17 / -0

And that is the true beauty of it.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sad isnt it? I was thinking the same thing as I read it.

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Ben45 11 points ago +11 / -0

seems more like a troll in this case cause it's posted here, and we pedes enjoy making fun of the Biden campaign texts. But I presume this sorta shit happens all the time to trans people and they probably get enraged by it very easily

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Hangemh1gh 152 points ago +152 / -0

Is this genuis level trolling or mental illness? Either way this is pure GOLD!!!

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Mashiki 9 points ago +9 / -0

Reopening mental hospitals would sure be of help.

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rimper 94 points ago +94 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Apersonofinterest 79 points ago +79 / -0

This is GOLD JERRY!!!

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 1 point ago +1 / -0

Comparing her to Trump was a beautiful touch.

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harryparatestes 77 points ago +77 / -0

OP, you are a master shit poster. We are in the presence of greatness.

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geebeext 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, it was absolutely savage

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DarkBerry 57 points ago +57 / -0

LOL, this is pretty savage.

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AsapBobandi 48 points ago +48 / -0

Thank you for your service, shit poster.

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Populistdeplorable 43 points ago +43 / -0

Good job. It took me a while to figure out what a deadname is. Iโ€™ve never heard that term.

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Populistdeplorable 15 points ago +15 / -0

Outrageous!

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Polterkitty 10 points ago +10 / -0

What the fuck?

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FQzBaLGn 38 points ago +38 / -0

A+++++ fantastic would read again

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xBigCoffinHunter 34 points ago +34 / -0

This is magnificent.

I have no idea what deadnaming is but this exchange was amazing.

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DuesImperator 35 points ago +35 / -0

When trans people โ€œswitch gendersโ€, you know from male to female or female to male (because there are ONLY TWO) they give themselves a new name to match their โ€œnew genderโ€. The old one is put to rest.......the deadname.

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xBigCoffinHunter 24 points ago +24 / -0

Jesus H Christ

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KooKooSint 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't deadname her it's Julia!

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JustHereForTheSalmon 18 points ago +18 / -0

The good news is that 41% of the time, the new name will be a deadname, too.

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Southern_Belle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dang, boy!

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DJTFortyFive2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

Boom goes the dynamite

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liberalfetchmycoffee 34 points ago +35 / -1

THIS

IS

AMAZING

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boreal_storm 32 points ago +32 / -0

Her dosage of testosterone is too high.

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Meatbank84 32 points ago +32 / -0

The other person was afraid they were about to be kicked out of the woke club for misgendering lol

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AdamSmith1776 29 points ago +29 / -0

Absolute. Legend.

LEGEND

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chugginpillsofcolor 28 points ago +28 / -0

If she had even a drop of humor left, she'd have figured out immediately that she was being fucked with.

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Ishaye 22 points ago +22 / -0

This motherfucker cracked the code. Imma start doing this as well.

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lustmorden 20 points ago +20 / -0

I wish I had your energy! Amazing.

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Redpill-notCommieRed 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is just brutal. Kathryn is going to need an extra therapy session after this exchange.

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JohnMcCainsTumors 19 points ago +19 / -0

This is how it's done. What a fine example. Bravo!

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ancillasedet 18 points ago +18 / -0

Well we can expect dead naming, along with dead voters. Also top level stuff!

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JohnCocktoasten 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bloody hell this is good.

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Irishrose18 16 points ago +16 / -0

THIS IS AWESOME! Iโ€™m laughing so hard I can barely breathe.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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thisisatestof2 15 points ago +15 / -0

So, I read this post while waiting in line at the grocery store and laughed so hard I inadvertently coughed once. Suddenly, everyone took like 10 steps back.

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PraiseBeToScience 8 points ago +8 / -0

When Covid first hit I went to Albertsons but grabbed a package in my mail first which had a new hot sauce. Carolina Reaper. I put a finger load in my mouth and went in and kept sweating and coughing lol

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I donโ€™t know why they step back, they were wearing masks in that protected them, right?

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RandomUzer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Before this covid junk I used to use coughing as a special treat for people who cut in line in front of me. Usually whoever I was with would want to demand a proper fight. I on the other hand would start coughing, manically. "oh God I can not shake this flu, did I tell you I was up all last night it was coming out both ends?". Usually they did not want to be 'in front' so much any more. If they got belligerent just stick out my hand 'oh sooooooo sorry I did not mean anything shake on it?'

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UnidentifiedWhiteMan 14 points ago +14 / -0

LMFAO nice one!

10/10

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MAGA_____bitches 13 points ago +13 / -0

FUCKING BURN

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Winthedonald 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh my God. Amazing

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AtariArtist 13 points ago +13 / -0

What - is he talking about Kyle's skeet targets in WI again?

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SharpCookie 12 points ago +12 / -0

Damn this is the best one yet. Bravo to whoever came up with this angle

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well played OP, well played indeed!!!

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aveydey 11 points ago +11 / -0

Epic trolling.

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knightofday 11 points ago +11 / -0

BEST ONE SO FAR BY A MILE ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

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bf4truth 10 points ago +10 / -0

lmaoooooooooooooo

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TheTrumpDimension 10 points ago +10 / -0

A hero if i ever saw one

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DefundCNN 10 points ago +10 / -0

Honestly this is the best way I have seen so far to respond to these people.

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TheironToaster 10 points ago +10 / -0

I call this playing the game, I answer all spam calls in Spanish. I talk until I have run out of words I know and then start using the the real nasty ones. I throws people off and makes for one real awkward phone call lol.

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Desperado 10 points ago +10 / -0

Baited. Hooked. Thoroughly gutted. This is the one that didn't get away. 10/10.

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TheSHazDroid 9 points ago +9 / -0

That campaign aide is currently sitting on a couch crying to her therapist.

You could actually visualize her trip down into full blown panic.

If we are lucky she may lock herself into her home with a case of ice cream and not come out until after the election. Then find out that Trump won and disappear again for a month.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is why it's mental illness.

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OutcastSeal 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao

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bonejack 9 points ago +9 / -0

This is brilliant!

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rabdargab 9 points ago +9 / -0

HAHA yes! Best work yet

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Dumdum 9 points ago +9 / -0

This guy is brilliant. Why didn't i think of this??? Buy him a keg

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mitchthepineapple 9 points ago +9 / -0

Based