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glompywompy 175 points ago +175 / -0

Actual mental illness. I went to a restaurant the other day, where you order in a line. This beastly woman asked me if I wanted cheese with my order. I said "Yes Mam".

She then proceeds to freak out in a similar manner as above about how she is actually a Man and I am shaming her and just committed violence against her.

I was just like... shut the fuck up and make my damn sandwich bitch.

I should have just walked out, but I was hungry and wanted food :3 I won't be going there again however.

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Chick-fill-eh 85 points ago +85 / -0

Mam is actually the perfect pronoun.

'get your head out of your ass! I said yes MAN.!

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Pedeville 5 points ago +5 / -0

Me: ma'am

The person: its MAN!!

Me: I said that, I have special speech anxiety ptsd chronical backbone problems, stop shaming my speech, I said MAN!! proceeds to hyperventilate and shit all over the restaurant

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RobertMorris 69 points ago +69 / -0

I wish you'd have said "Do my bidding!"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sBn72Bam16Q

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Dingus 34 points ago +34 / -0

DO MY BIDDING lmfao

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Anustart 24 points ago +24 / -0

Do you have any follow up to that? I would love to see how that ended. The other dudes face standing there amazing!

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RobertMorris 45 points ago +45 / -0

Oh, it was fired the next day, I believe.

"Xhale City does not tolerate this kind of behavior from its employees. When we identified the employee at fault, we fired the employee immediately. We've also spoken to the customer and apologized. We value our clients, treat them with respect and dignity, regardless of their political views"

https://www.11alive.com/mobile/article/news/local/tucker/tucker-vape-shop-worker-fired-after-screaming-at-trump-supporter-refusing-service/85-508e580c-5d72-49a1-b731-4dfc155825f8

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Anustart 31 points ago +31 / -0

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you! I have been dealing with shitty people all day and some karma is nice to see.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 15 points ago +15 / -0

Ahhhhh that was classic!

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ProfessorRomendev 7 points ago +7 / -0

one of the purest REEEEEEEEE's in history.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 39 points ago +39 / -0

Gotta be careful though...who knows what’s happening to your food behind closed doors when they are pissed at you.

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glompywompy 35 points ago +35 / -0

That's why they lost my business

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Isolated_Patriot 24 points ago +24 / -0

As a former kitchen slave, Never Piss Where You Eat.

You do NOT know where your food comes from or what bodily fluids are in it unless you can watch every step of the way.

Ordering food is a sacred trust agreement, and restaurant staff are NOT above breaking it. And this from experience pre-dating the TDS era.

I simply would not order food in this day if I did not know the cook and the staff personally.

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ArtLife 20 points ago +20 / -0

lol I worked in restaurants/bars/diners for about 10 years. Believe me most places are disgusting; in part because of poor training, ignorance, and lastly, mean people.

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ippwndu 14 points ago +14 / -0

LOL, if your average, thin skinned, entitled, sensitivity-trained, corporate drone were ever subjected to the employee interactions of the restaurant world, they'd melt. Oh the hazing, sexual harassment, general harassment, physical altercations, derogatory nicknames...

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup this. I always treat the restaurant people like they're the next person to give me a BJ, because I dont want spit in my food. If I was arguing with someone working on a restaurant, I wouldnt eat there, I'd just leave. It's not like they're gonna spit in your food because of an argument, but these people deal with BS all day for minimum pay, so your arguing might be the drop that overflows the ocean

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N0Brakes 25 points ago +25 / -0

Watch for the spit.

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1A_FTW 16 points ago +16 / -0

Walk out, who knows what you ate after that.