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thisisatestof2 15 points ago +15 / -0

So, I read this post while waiting in line at the grocery store and laughed so hard I inadvertently coughed once. Suddenly, everyone took like 10 steps back.

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PraiseBeToScience 8 points ago +8 / -0

When Covid first hit I went to Albertsons but grabbed a package in my mail first which had a new hot sauce. Carolina Reaper. I put a finger load in my mouth and went in and kept sweating and coughing lol

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don’t know why they step back, they were wearing masks in that protected them, right?

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RandomUzer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Before this covid junk I used to use coughing as a special treat for people who cut in line in front of me. Usually whoever I was with would want to demand a proper fight. I on the other hand would start coughing, manically. "oh God I can not shake this flu, did I tell you I was up all last night it was coming out both ends?". Usually they did not want to be 'in front' so much any more. If they got belligerent just stick out my hand 'oh sooooooo sorry I did not mean anything shake on it?'