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This Bitch is Tardballs boys.. (i.imgflip.com) 🐂 Bullshit 💩
posted ago by gogueofreeee +4284 / -0
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Sigma 334 points ago +337 / -3

Ten syllables? How about we shorten it to one, bitch.

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Id10tech 58 points ago +58 / -0

Spitting out my drink on this one!

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CrackaJack 73 points ago +73 / -0

Good thing we know somebody who can pour you another drink.

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PaintedDesert 29 points ago +29 / -0

She wasn’t a very good bartender, either.

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AOCs_tits 30 points ago +30 / -0

She does have one thing going for her. Maybe two.

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bigdickhangsright 13 points ago +13 / -0

✔ Username

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JediMasterGandalf 7 points ago +7 / -0

She needs a better bra, though. Those puppies are already getting away from her.

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quarantinedeeznutz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lmao you ain't lying

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did you really though?

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Id10tech 7 points ago +8 / -1

No. Just a figure of speech to convey that I found that comment funny. You seem like a blast though.

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MouthAgapeForBLMJizz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thought so. I was just curious is all.

Be well!

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IlxTheGreat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Be well John Spartan!

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DickTick 38 points ago +38 / -0

Occasional Cotex.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fetch me another beer, SANDY

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KRM944 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do I upvote this to the moon???

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top level troll, sir

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always remember, if your pissing off the assholes, at least you know your not an asshole

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SisyphusRockAndRoll 33 points ago +33 / -0

Occasional-Cortex

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deleted 9 points ago +9 / -0
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GibsonDawg 7 points ago +7 / -0

Occipital Lopez

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DickTick 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol

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ilovebooks3 2 points ago +2 / -0

QuranisToiletPaper: Haven't had that good of a laugh in so long. Stealing your name for AOC. Current Skank. OMG Hilarious. Have you thought about stand up? You'd be awesome...well you are already awesome.

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gamexa 97 points ago +97 / -0

Is Mike Pence gonna have to bust out another can of Thot Begone for this bitch?

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ronburgandy 68 points ago +68 / -0

"The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch"

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faplesspotato 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kek

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ChuckedBeef 85 points ago +86 / -1

Some bitchy freshman congressional tool from a tiny little district presumes to disrespect long time State Senator & Vice Presidemt Pence.

What A Dumb Cunt!

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kuningus 48 points ago +48 / -0

He was the Governor of Indiana, and before that a Representative. Not a Senator. However, you are correct in her presumption.

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Salty_Samurai 4 points ago +4 / -0

I want him back in Indiana. Our current governor is a douche canoe

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thekindlyman555 48 points ago +48 / -0

Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, First of Her Name, Crier At Fences for PhotoOps, Chaser of Businesses From Her District, Hater of Cow Farts, Former and Future Barmaid.

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NancyPeloci 22 points ago +27 / -5

... 3 but yes.

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ObackBarama 48 points ago +48 / -0

Lol he meant one syllable; “bitch”

Bitch is one syllable. But we can’t expect too much from you, Nancy

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NancyPeloci 35 points ago +36 / -1

Ohhhh I thought he meant AOC. I took a shot every time kamellatoe said "210,000" so I'm pretty hairy.

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ObackBarama 22 points ago +22 / -0

Username still checking out strong lol

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Username still checks out

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ShartMaster 23 points ago +23 / -0

Bee-yaaa-tchhhhhh!

3 syllables.

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Rainman 14 points ago +14 / -0

Indeed, when pronounced correctly in the gangsta vernacular it's three syllables

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ChelseaHubbell 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lesss-be-onnnssssss. Blm was founded by lesss-be-onnnssssss!

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Maenard 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let's be Hooooonest.

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CrimsonClown 5 points ago +5 / -0

*lesbianess

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KAGAnoRINO 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was going to remind you of 'Cunt' but then you mentioned Nancy Satan Pelosi whom is more deserving

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Frihet 3 points ago +5 / -2

Then he shouldn't have used a comma, because that makes the sentence mean something else.

By the way, you can't use a semicolon there either. But we can't expect too much from you, Barry.

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FAQ-REDDIT 12 points ago +12 / -0

Semicolon is all he left, Big Mike used up Barrys colon.

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ObackBarama 6 points ago +6 / -0

I can do whatever I want. Havent you seen any of my movies? Fast and furious? That was me!

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REDMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Crazy Nancy!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 4 points ago +4 / -0

Username checks out. Good morning, Sunday morning

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Redditiscucked2 207 points ago +207 / -0

she just had to womansplain

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spaceforce_chaplain 70 points ago +70 / -0

Accusations of mansplaining is almost always the result of cuntfusion.

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Basileus 21 points ago +21 / -0

Perfection

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meals23 5 points ago +5 / -0

she's definitely cuntfusing the issue, here

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Methodmapper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Saving more syllables

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faplesspotato 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hunters: Hunting AOC: Cunting

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supermagafragilistic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Women with doctorates are big on this too. I used to work with a lot of educational professionals and god help you if you refer to a female with a doctorate by anything other than doctor. Not that men don't do it but I've found it to be less common. I'd probably do it if someone was getting snarky with me but women will do it in casual conversation.

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer to call it broadcasting.

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M4ster_Yoda 9 points ago +9 / -0

What's going to be even more pathetic, is the damage they will inflict on the democratic party if they dont conceive to a decisive victory by the Trump Administration.

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my_pw_is_password 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well that and the fact that it brings the attention to her.

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best part is she didn't call him Vice President Pence

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tchouk 17 points ago +17 / -0

It reads more like "standard current year woman being a bitch", honestly.

It's like "yes, everyone calls me that, but I did not give you permission to do so snap snap"

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cuckslasher 6 points ago +6 / -0

i like how they start feeliing superior the minute you give them 1 inch of power

meanwhile trump is ok with everyone calling him donald

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J3N93W 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's her Twitter handle, so that's also how she identifies herself.

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OGTD1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don’t even mention how she addresses the President.

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Debutante 157 points ago +158 / -1

Our Vice President is a gentleman.

He could tweet back: Hopefully, not for long.

But he won't. He's a nice, Christian man.

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Amaroq64 52 points ago +52 / -0

Being a bitch is how you win woke points though.

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PhoneBandit 7 points ago +7 / -0

Too true.

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Pearls_Swine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. Let's not pretend like her juvenile attitude is beneath her liberal base. The Democratic party consist of miserable women and soy-manlets who compare everything to the TV shows they spend all day watching. They love when their little candidates "clap back". It's all a reality TV shows for them.

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DonaldTheWhite 41 points ago +41 / -0

He'll think it to himself, though, and then have a nice, sensible chuckle.

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zabbers 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Oh ho ho ho ho! Delightfully devilish, Mike!"

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DatNewbChemist 9 points ago +9 / -0

“Well I’m from Utica and I never voted for a retarded congresswoman.”

“Oh no, it’s more of an Albany thing.”

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ChampionCynthia 6 points ago +6 / -0

"You know, these democratic socialists are quite similar to the ones they have at the Soviet Union."

"Oh, no. Patented Democratic Socialism. Old family recipe."

"For AOC."

"Yes."

"Yes. And you call it Democratic Socialism despite the fact that they are obviously not Democratic."

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magajew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes they are democratic because they endorse, encourage and engage in mob rule. They want democracy in its purest form.

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DatNewbChemist 2 points ago +2 / -0

"HELP! HELP! MINNEAPOLIS IS ON FIRE!"

"No, constituents, that's just peaceful protesting."

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litux 4 points ago +4 / -0

that has a nice r/LifeOfNorman vibe

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philandy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like "well we know where you stand in regards to substance vs no substance, AOCD."

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_CaptainObvious 18 points ago +18 / -0

He should tweet back "What ever you say AOC"

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Amaroq64 14 points ago +14 / -0

He should tweet back "Whatever you say @AOC".

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K-Harbour 11 points ago +11 / -0

"What ever you say CWAOC"

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LostViking1985 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pronounced "quack"

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Italians_Invented_2A 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ted Cruz must do this. He's the vice shitposter in chief

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Mayhem64 58 points ago +58 / -0

Do you think she recognized the hypocrisy the moment she hit the send button. I say send because I've no idea how twatter works.

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philandy 11 points ago +11 / -0

At some point, they can't let it. You're fine.

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DaddyDonald 12 points ago +12 / -0

Nah this bitch doesn't even get to use his name at the end, for her it should be "Mr. Vice President".

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FireannDireach 94 points ago +95 / -1

VP has seniority, sweet cheeks. Show some respect to your betters.

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MikesBigJockstrap 18 points ago +18 / -0

She needs to shut up and serve me a rum and coke.

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MikesBigJockstrap 7 points ago +7 / -0

"ring the shit up fuckboy" #MAGAVape

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MaxineWaters4Prez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now THAT was a great video.

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Gwoz8881 58 points ago +59 / -1

I thought it was bug eyed bitch. Learn something new every day

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FUCK_DemonRATS 48 points ago +50 / -2

This bitch has that entitlement mentality. AOC, go choke on Big Mike's dick. And it's not "congresswoman", it's "bartender" for you hoe.

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2ScoopsMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Her reply doesn't even address him as "Vice President." And Kamala constantly referred to our commander in chief as "Donald Trump." Disrespect all around from the left!

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supermagafragilistic 5 points ago +5 / -0

God I hate hyphenated names. They are really common within a certain group of people and God help you if you don't say it all. Theres NFL players with names so long they have to shrink the font. How about your parents just get married so you don't need two last names hmm?

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brainphreeze 17 points ago +17 / -0

Her dumb cunt followers eat this stuff up ... "Yeah you tell him, fight the misogynistic privileged white man, put him in his place!"

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patslimmy1 33 points ago +33 / -0

For the record, you're a bartender.

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BigPanda71 41 points ago +41 / -0

I've never had a problem with her being a bartender. I have a problem with the rich girl from Yorktown Heights pretending to be Jenny from the Block.

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patslimmy1 23 points ago +23 / -0

Don't really care about her being a bartender either - it's the audition shit that she won to become a candidate in a very favorable neighborhood to get elected.

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Guruchild 32 points ago +32 / -0

oooooooooooooh “for the record” nice try at a zinger, occasional cortex. Fell flat just like your black-pandering Indian/Asian joke of a vp candidate..

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DennJW 6 points ago +7 / -1

Fuckin savage, hadn't heard that one before LOL

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Dukeremington 26 points ago +26 / -0

Congress WOMAN? So what... you’re denigrating Trans people? Fucking bigot it’s Congress PERSON! 😡REEEEEEE!!!!

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philandy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can't spell "person" without "son."

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Dukeremington 9 points ago +9 / -0

😡 fucking nazi!

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philandy 10 points ago +10 / -0

How about "Congressqueer?"

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Dukeremington 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s it. You’re getting deported! Homophobe! 😉

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philandy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop looking down on queers, edgelord!

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Ladybug87 23 points ago +24 / -1

It reminds me of Vindman when someone addressed him as Mr. Vindman during the hearing, he immediately said "it's Lieutenant Colonel Vindman."

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johnny96816 16 points ago +16 / -0

Retired military here....a Lt Col referring to a DC politician in that way most of the time would sign his next assignment to a very remote location and be in charge of taking out the trash. I say most of the time because Vidman is/was protected by the Dims drive by hit squad.

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cuntard 10 points ago +10 / -0

it was based devin nunes and his facial expression was classic

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litux 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Call me Senator!"

https://youtu.be/ixiYZ9DPk8o

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Jamesten 18 points ago +18 / -0

My cousin went to school with this retard he says she has the world’s worst case of vaginitis and her nips point to her toes. She’s just a bitter bitch that thought she was going to be a movie star. And I like how Twitter inflates her numbers i don’t believe for a second she got that many likes on her petty comment

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J3N93W 9 points ago +9 / -0

Eh, petty people like her are fifty cents on the ton out there. I don't do Twitter or pay any attention to her, but I can believe she has a huge following in the blue cities, especially ones out of her district. What I can't believe is that there isn't a video out there of a college basketball team running a train on her.

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Jamesten 2 points ago +2 / -0

Na that shit was in high school when she pretended she was white and hung out with the rich white girls and went by sandy. her family had money but the whole aoc and wearing glasses to look smart she must have thought of when she ran for Congress or was in college. but I’m sure their is some video out there of some pour basturd hitting it with a what the fuck is that awful smell on his face and then vomiting when his done

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MrMcGreenGenes 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's Mr. Vice-President to you, cunt.

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Mayhem64 15 points ago +15 / -0

Way to prove the power isn't going to your head AOC.

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BeekeepingPatriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

No it’s bartender.

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TheOutlawPepeWales 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lying dog-faced barmaid.

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BOBON0101 13 points ago +13 / -0

For the records it's ''Barmaid Ocasio Cunt'' for the rest of us.

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featherwinglove 9 points ago +9 / -0

"NY-14" is that a Congressional District or a content rating?

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ilovetrump2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Shut the fuck up Sandy.

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Kanime1224 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Congresswoman Ocasio-Cortez" or COC(K) the K is silent. she didn't think the COC part through did she

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cuntard 5 points ago +5 / -0

not as much as CumInYa Harris did

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Notablitheringidiot 7 points ago +7 / -0

AOC being a congresswoman is a pretty good argument against Republicanism, I’m not gonna lie...

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sustainable_saltmine 7 points ago +7 / -0

yeah, and for the record its VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE to you. stay in your lane, slow your roll, bartender

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Id10tech 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ummm...It's Vice President, tardo.

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OconusLurex 6 points ago +6 / -0

The last time she got indignant and sanctimonious about her name was because a conservative politician called her Cortez (this was when she wasn't very well known and hadn't become a "brand" yet,) and she claimed it was a racist dog whistle used to single her out as particularly Latina. Totally unhinged.

And ever since then, Hard Bastard (one of the best streamers out there) has just referred to her as DonkeyTeeth. Whenever he's reading an article and she's mentioned, he changes her name to DonkeyTeeth. It is now her official name and title. Pence was just being immensely, and undeservedly, polite in calling her AOC.

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wethepepe 6 points ago +6 / -0

So she wants to be called “Coc”?

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CoronaChan 5 points ago +5 / -0

She's just a cheap brand of monitor.

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trozz 5 points ago +5 / -0

Does she really want her nickname to be COC?

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2WrongsMakeALeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes. Underrated comment! KEK

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tonightm16 5 points ago +5 / -0

People just call her AOC mainly because they cant be arsed either typing it out or saying it.

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nakklavaar 5 points ago +5 / -0

New Yorkers really put her back in the House. L.

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cuntard 5 points ago +5 / -0

illegals living in new york...

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IncognitoGuy 5 points ago +5 / -0

That donkey has no right to tell Vice President Mike Pence what to do.

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redshortz44 5 points ago +5 / -0

She also isn't going to let him lecture her!!

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REDMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes..let's have the deliberate and methodical talking Mike Pence waste his already limited time to pronounce your horseshit name.

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Keiichi81 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, ok. Then it's Vice President Pence to you, bitch.

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DasBurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

People really don't like cuntsplaining. It's a big turn off.

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2WrongsMakeALeft 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now I'm not a Twiffer user... but I thought Mike Pence was @VP, not @Mike_Pence. Or is he both?

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JussieSmollett69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bernie's Chihuahua is yipping again??? WTF BERNIE. I told you to stop letting her in here! If she poops behind the podium ONE MORE TIME I swear I'll feed her to a Bald Eagle and send you to the GULAG where you belong. This damn commie thinks everyone else is gonna clean up after his annoying ass dog. Gimme a break old man.

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JackBurtonsTruck 4 points ago +4 / -0

"I'm not interested in your title, just get me the beer I ordered, thanks."

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PaintedDesert 4 points ago +4 / -0

The lion, the witch and the ding bat.

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Patriot6969 4 points ago +6 / -2

She is so fucking stupid. I hate my generation

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trollkin0331 4 points ago +4 / -0

Narcissism on full display

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HillarysFatAss 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck you, Sandy.

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MadMaxUSMC 3 points ago +3 / -0

You mean Mr. Vice President?

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MAGAbeast2016 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s more annoying than Hillary