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AprilShowers 159 points ago +159 / -0

If the NIH had counted deaths of Swine Flu as recklessly as their Covid guidelines have us counting today it would have looked like the Black Plague.

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ConsrvspkgNJ 62 points ago +62 / -0

Exactly, I have been saying this same thing for awhile.

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trump_is_john_galt 74 points ago +74 / -0

And literally nobody gave a shit about the swine flu in 2012 other than hypochondriacs. I actually knew about 3 people who had swine flu and it was unpleasant but hardly worth worrying about. Just like the Kung Flu.

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TheGin89 34 points ago +34 / -0

I was just talking about this with my sister, who's a nurse. The swine flu was terrible. While some people turned it into a joke or a meme, we had neighbors and close friends and/or their family members catch it. It was brutal. Some were hospitalized, at least two of those people died.

I know more people who have had swine flu than people who caught the coof. Only 1 person, a worker in the company I am employed at, actually got the coof and passed away after suffering complications due to the coof. Said worker had many other illnesses and was already not working before the coof rage because of worsening conditions, so her death wasn't expected, but it made sense after contracting the coof in a hospital.

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kd5ywa 26 points ago +26 / -0

It really hit my 8 year old daughter hard. She had to miss a ton of school and my mom and her quarantined with each other. I NEVER blamed Obama.

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WishdoctorsSong 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's the huge difference between wuflu and swine flu. Swineflu was a legitimate danger to young children, where young children are basically immune from wuflu.

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Satire 12 points ago +12 / -0

Children, the group most worthy of protection in society, is being ignored in favor of the 78-year-old-average-age kung flu victim.

Children are more likely to die from the regular flu than kung flu, and I think it's amazing that more people don't know that.

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lerm4comptroller 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm finally a mere Kevin Bacon away from someone who tested positive. (This whole time I've been saying that I personally know more people treated with shock therapy than have caught the Rona, and I wasn't kidding.)

According to those who know him, he had a sore throat for a few days then got better.

... I am so goddamn disappointed by this humanity-ending plague. I was promised death rates of 1-5% of the whole population and all we got was a mild cold.

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rossiFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I literally can not catch the Kung Flu. I've tried. I've gone out, I rip of my muzzle as soon as I don't have to wear it.... I mean, I want my $400/mo for donating antibody plasma, dammit! That's a car payment!

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mae_daisy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rip off my muzzle-😂😂😭aptly described.

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TheGin89 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same situation. The people who I heard (friends of friends) that got tested positive for the coof barely had the sniffles or just 2 days of being in bed from low energy, and that was it. I am disappointed that I am not seeing dead bodies littered on the streets like was predicted.

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darkgwalchmei 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ill take "STDs That Originated With Kamala Harris" for $1000, Alex

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GingerMinky 66 points ago +66 / -0

Yeah, I was out of country too. There is so much shit I didn’t know that SHOCKED me. Did you know Obama made one of NASAs missions (no more space shit) to educate the population on how much Muslims have done for science? I didn’t know what Benghazi actually was, it was just a term on the news. Couldn’t believe it when I found out (I could, HRC is a psychopath)

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Hypmoden 27 points ago +27 / -0

most of the people that have switched from the left to the right have done so because they did their own research so anytime I post a fact I encourage people to look it up

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GingerMinky 27 points ago +27 / -0

I am one of those people, and it happened just as you said. I started at very first with Hillary’s America. Read 30 pages and closed it, “saying this is all a lie.” Then, I looked it up. I discovered, I had been lied to. Not by Dinesh though!

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Hypmoden 2 points ago +2 / -0

good on you, hopefully you can encourage others to do the same

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +5 / -1

You were in Canada. Out of country, lol.

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RiverFenix 6 points ago +6 / -0

I never heard of Benghazi (I'm in Canada) until sometime circa 2016 when Judicial Watch / Emails / HRC deposition.. "What difference does it make?!".. all that. Ambassador Stevens wasn't a name i'd heard before that.

I'm sure at the time it happened I probably heard a news clip but it went in one ear and out the other among other things.

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_Sully_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I know this person. Just calling them out for their nonsense. Not a strike at Canadians.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds good to me!

TBH Canadians are pretty out of the loop - but we seem to get 'experimented' on sooner than you guys, e.g. we'd go to a cashless society before you..

Funny thing is, what happens in Europe comes to Canada 3yrs later, but what happens in the USA comes here immediately. (Leftist and conservative influences) So Canadians are constantly trying to Be American, but 2yrs later it fizzles out when we get the European Boot to quelch it. We're definitely the more cucked nation, but just like California there's more than a few million captive logical conservative-minded people.

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_Sully_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't I know it. I love Canadian pedes. We are in this together because it is a cross-cultural and cross-border issue. We need based pedes around the globe. I'm a California pede and I'm fully aware of being in the den of lions. I am Daniel and I intend to conquer the lions.

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

We're the Lion party tho, so you have to choose another animal. It's more like a Den of Pussies/Cucks/Snakes/Assholes/etc

Being a Dick ain't so bad..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2GwrR-4Q9E

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rossiFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

You should watch the movie. It's entertaining. Makes me want to run and gun again.

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RiverFenix 1 point ago +1 / -0

What's the movie about Benghazi called?

(don't tell me... Benghazi.. :)

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GingerMinky 0 points ago +1 / -1

Shut the fuck up retard. Canada is nothing like the US. Eat shit.

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Nolivesmatter -5 points ago +40 / -45

Hope is gone. Not just for me. Not just for you, but for our futures and the futures of our children and grandchildren. Trump walking out of that hospital has stolen hope for generations. A white supremacist, sexist, racist, scumbag who's downplayed the most deadly virus this WORLD has seen in at least 100 years just got said virus, got the kind of care and treatment that NONE OF THE 210,000 dead Americans got, and he walked away. Donald Trump surviving has destroyed America's future and crushed our spirits.

His base now sees him as an iconic near martyr and sees this as PROOF (in their eyes) that all this time, they were right. If we thought getting them to conform to mask, capacity, and social distancing mandates was impossible before, this event just made it completely futile. A large percentage of Americans who have proven they don't have the critical thought capacity required to react to a deadly PLANETARY pandemic will now breed new generations of even more empowered hate and ignorance. We are now in a position that these people will be out in full force to guarantee that we have another 4 or more years of this man running this country into the ground. We thought the PB were a threat before? Think about when their messiah walks away from this.

Add to this disastrous news that Mitch McConnel has shut down legislation of all kinds EXCEPT the confirmation hearings until October 19th, leaving people suffering with no money, no homes, and no hope for another two weeks, and you have exactly what they wanted. Talks fail. Everyone just now gets Covid. Pelosi can suck it because, of course, as papa Mitch says, its HER fault she won't come down 2.5 trillion dollars to match their 0.5 trillion bump. You hear that Nancy? YOU are responsible for the American unemployed suffering. They continue to run this government like social media and the internet doesn't exist to exploit their dirty, cowardly shit.

You know what? I would sit here and say it's time to enact the Right of Revolution. The right of revolution is the right or duty of the people of a nation to overthrow a government that acts against their common interests and/or threatens the safety of the people without cause.

Who knows these words?

"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.—That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed. — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles, and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness… it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security."

This is the exact time and place that these words were written for, but this government, this media, this tech industry has made sure that we are as complacent as can be, and that we will never, NEVER be able to act upon these principles set forth by the founding fathers of this country. We are too fat, we are too lazy, we are too addicted to being keyboard warriors to ever do the right thing. The new slogan of the USA?

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

Edit : You're literally all proving my point for me. Some of the same people wishing him ill and copping out calling me dramatic. Seriously, this is pathetic. As long as you can keep talking you're good, right. Someone reminds you that people fought off this kind of oppression to get where we are and you just sit back and call it crazy. You think the proud boys gonna sit back and call people dramatic, or chill out? Fuck no, they're gonna fight for their overlord and boost the body count while you sit and complain. I, for one, have had it. I'm not gonna watch my kids future burn for this fucker.

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Isolated_Patriot 49 points ago +49 / -0

This is a copypasta people. Please keep up with every possible meme that happens here.

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loric4882 5 points ago +7 / -2

Shit. I deported him.

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Nolivesmatter 5 points ago +5 / -0

De nada

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fumbl3 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is such a vile place, everyone is so toxic! just kidding. Good morning pedes!

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Kek_mit_uns 3 points ago +3 / -0

He can come back LEGALLY.

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Wearyman 19 points ago +19 / -0

wrong spot for that copypasta.

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Caferrell 10 points ago +12 / -2

Release the rage. Let the TDS envelope uou

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AtticusDenzil 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's because the Democrats control the media narrative so they always feed the wrong info or no info to the public.

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myst 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup I had it, man it was terrible, I thought I was gonna die. It was coming out of both ends Violently! The day after Christmas, I could not even enjoy my Microsoft Zune player!

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Kekintosh2020 68 points ago +68 / -0

Last night was a great reminder why Kumallah dropped out with 2% of the DNC primary, nobody likes her. Now I'm supposed to believe she has a 53% favorable 40% unfavorable? No.

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SentryS 47 points ago +47 / -0

She pretends to cry after every answer. It's pathetic. No one believes that bullshit.

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Ithrowawaay 31 points ago +31 / -0

100%. Her bitchy and condescending body language whenever Pence was spitting hot fire did not mix with well that malarkey.

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PotentPOTUS 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't really have any feelings about her either way, but I have a friend who similarly needs to be reminded to "watch your face"

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rossiFan 2 points ago +2 / -0

My poor wife - we both watched it and every other sentence from Ho Harris was met with my "You're such a cunt!"

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GingerMinky 15 points ago +15 / -0

Who wants the uptalk all the time? I want my leaders to tell me to suck it up, not get all weepy and shit.

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ObamasLooseButthole 5 points ago +5 / -0

“‘Kay”

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

"As a Prosecutor..."

"EXPUNGE THE RECORD OF HALF MY CASES!"

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ZacPetkanas 14 points ago +14 / -0

Oh man, now I want another round of HWNDU hide and seek

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ZacPetkanas 10 points ago +10 / -0

I was but a spectator to those glorious autists using contrails and star charts to find that stupid flag. Brings a tear to my eye to remember

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Loc12 23 points ago +23 / -0

It shall be known as the silver fox meme from now on

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MassRelay 23 points ago +23 / -0

I will not sit here and be lectured!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ArticleISection10 9 points ago +9 / -0

I WILL DO THE LECTURING!!! REEEE

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DJT_MFer 25 points ago +25 / -0

George is 3'2 in high heels. He should quit toddlersplaining

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QUADBRIX 11 points ago +11 / -0

He needs a vanity panel in front of his anchor desk so we can't count the phone books he's sitting on.

Meanwhile just picture how our alpha GEOTUS sits.

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DJT_MFer 9 points ago +9 / -0

👍

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VictorReee 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gnomesplaining

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Izaritos 15 points ago +15 / -0

We were all that cat last night

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MAGAbeast2016 12 points ago +12 / -0

A rare one time one SilverFox meme.

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aangler100 9 points ago +9 / -0

You won the internet today.

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SaltLickPicnic 9 points ago +9 / -0

Purrrrrrfect!

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GingerMinky 6 points ago +6 / -0

I really like this!

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ArticleISection10 6 points ago +6 / -0

Put the debate host next to her

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LaKosherNostra 5 points ago +5 / -0

he did his thang thang last night

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ORANGE-MAN-RAD 4 points ago +4 / -0

This may be the best meme so far this season.

We're definitely lacking some of the brutally effective meme magick from 4 years ago.

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Schiffblower 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sir Toppem Kek

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Matthew419 4 points ago +4 / -0

White kitty?!?!? you bigot POS!

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Dangerzone 4 points ago +4 / -0

Spicy

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salvecitizen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Marvelous.

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DiamondJoeQuimby 3 points ago +3 / -0

my favorite rendering

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hillaryforprison 2 points ago +2 / -0

A constant logical fallacy is blaming Trump for deaths of a flu-like virus as if they only died of the virus and as if viruses hadn't already killed tens of thousands of people every year forever.

2.8 million people die in the US every year already, regardless of Trump. This seems like a normal season, except for the political freakout and mass-closures of everything.

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL

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theneverman 2 points ago +2 / -0

He can start a band when he retires; call it "White Kitty" and we'll know what's up.

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F33linFr0ggy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I giggled.

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793D 2 points ago +2 / -0

ahaha that's fukn gold

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Tejas_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOL, This one is almost as good as the Tim Pool one.

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jsmurphy62 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top Kek. Excellent!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's few politicians that provoke a visceral response from me like Kumalloverme Harris does. She's such a vile woman and so thoroughly unlikeable. Great pick, DNC!

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