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M16A4 90 points ago +91 / -1

No need to do that when he can have 3 staffers with deep fake technology.

They'll be wearing virtual Joe Biden masks and using his voice

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MikesBigJockstrap 78 points ago +78 / -0

We'll all know the difference within the first few sentences. If it doesn't start out with any of these, then it isn't really Joe:

  • Here's the deal
  • Hold on Jack
  • Look, fat
  • Come on, man
  • Good luck
  • I'll tell ya something
  • You're a damn liar
  • Bring it a little closer
  • -weird laughing-
  • -sniffing noises-
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basket_of_patriots 23 points ago +23 / -0

This guy Bidens.

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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don_piledrive_hilary 4 points ago +4 / -0

child touching

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MAGABeaver 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't forget

  • I was the guy
  • Me and Barack
  • Just think about it
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ZeroDeltaTango 1 point ago +2 / -1

You left out "It's about WHO WE ARE!!!!!!"

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KARMAAACS 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'll go a step further. Imagine if they will get the questions in advance or predict the questions. Then they will pre-record their answer so Biden doesn't look like a bumbling idiot. Then they will feed that video in as a live feed, with any stutters or changes in the feed as "technical issues/difficulties", when they really just switch which video is playing. Watch!

Trump must push for a physical debate to stop this from happening!

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ChokingOnARedpill 7 points ago +8 / -1

What you are describing is beyond dystopic if that happens.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 13 points ago +13 / -0

Look at us wearing masks, standing 6 feet away from each other, junkies shooting up in public, homeless shitting on sidewalks, businesses being burned down, people being attacked over their beliefs, religions are forbidden from being practiced, people fighting to keep baby murder legal...

We're in dystopia already.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 5 points ago +5 / -0

This 👆

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SemperFree 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hellscape

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sun_wolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

A cabal of Satanic pedophiles rule the media and they have used that power to do what?

To ban church.

I mean at what point do people stop denying what is going on?

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GayBoys4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

But you're not denying that it's a possibility. They've already done stuff like that before.

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ChokingOnARedpill 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course.

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SCP0073 9 points ago +9 / -0

And it’ll be zoom quality, pixelated delayed. Not like cable news quality, oh no.

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WhoMurderedSethRich 2 points ago +2 / -0

China owned