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BoughtByBloomberg2 18 points ago +18 / -0

Edit: I just found out my accountant has been stealing from me. I fired him and he's been arrested.

Hahahaha this is hilarious. A math pee was pointing out how this doesn't add up. And justice got served!

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MooseOperator 9 points ago +10 / -1

My ex-accountant cried like a little bitch when he got arrested according to my lawyer.

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Patriot76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lol what!? This actually happened today in the span of you posting? Please tell me that’s true.

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MooseOperator 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I originally posted this I was still at work I had a fifteen minute window where I didn’t have anything to do so I just went on .win saw this and I thought my comment would add to the post.

About an hour later I check .win again to see if anyone responded to my comment. I start seeing all the comments that say this can’t be right, the math is wrong, etc. So I emailed my files that my accountant sends over on a regular basis to me to my buddy in finance.

He looks at it for fifteen minutes and says he’s definitely stealing money from you. “You don’t pay $124,000 into Social Security.”

So me and him drive to where I live and report it to the police. The police forwarded it to an ADA, then the ADA got a warrant for his arrest, then the next thing you know he’s confessing to the entire thing.

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Patriot76 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha this is pure fucking gold. Sorry you got screwed but you’ll get it back after the lawsuit.

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zerosmokescreen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe Biden really screwed up his ex-accountant's gig. Come on man!