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Italians_Invented_2A 149 points ago +149 / -0

I love how the official campaign statement reads like a post from here: something that a passionate pede could write down in a minute and press submit without thinking too much.

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WishdoctorsSong 105 points ago +105 / -0

It's amazing how easily writing flows when you're not lying at every turn.

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0bama 42 points ago +42 / -0

When you don't have to lie, and you don't have to be politically correct, and you don't care about hurting someone's feelings

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AntsCamera 22 points ago +22 / -0

This is fucking truth. But what you don't see is these people are pedes too. If you don't think that GEOTUS and his staff don't browse us then you are mad in the head. :)

They just can't admit it, then CNN, MSNPC, NYSlimes will crawl up our assholes with a microscope and turn our Pinochet helo tour memes into fucking hate crimes, like they always do.

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WishdoctorsSong 20 points ago +20 / -0

If throwing commies out of helicopters is a hate crime, I say hate crimes for all of them.

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FragrantDude 2 points ago +2 / -0

I say we lean into if they do. If they come after us for threatening heli memes then we let them know they'll find out if they keep fucking around.

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the-new-style 4 points ago +4 / -0

and no "how is that sentence polling?" or "what does CitiBank feel about that meme?"

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Checkout 30 points ago +30 / -0

Missing a picture of little green frog.

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supersecretaccount82 16 points ago +16 / -0

Bill Stepien's releases always read like that, it's funny. I don't want to say they're unprofessional, but he definitely speaks pede.

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NotProgCensored 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bill probably gets his best ideas here. Hi Bill.

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JerryNadlerBeltFund 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't think I've ever seen the phrase "wiped the floor" in a campaign release. Which one of you Pedes is Bill Stepien?

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dahdahdah_dahditdah 8 points ago +8 / -0

Lol, I guarantee you lots of people on Trump's team browse through here for ideas and heads up on important things.

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Danmax67 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol, I was thinking exactly that and there it is as the top comment.

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Whoopies_tds 40 points ago +40 / -0

Whooops, Jill is going to have to hold off on getting tested positive for Covid for aBother week

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Batmann58 32 points ago +32 / -0

This is why we need trump as president.

They tried to push the president of the United States with a deal that he did not like and he was like "lol fuck that, no thanks we will take our business elsewhere" then less the 4 hours later after realizing they had only fucked themselves they come back giving the president a much better offer that is beneficial to everyone.

We don't need a president that let's people push him around, we need a president that stands up to people like this, here and on the world stage. We need a president the knows when to say "that's a Bullshit deal for us, no thanks"

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ChikfilaFan 13 points ago +13 / -0

Without trump, it's a virtual townhall with Biden that'll get 20k views.

The commission and networks need Trump more than he needs them.

Without his participation the commission becomes irrelevant & networks lose out on tons of advertising revenue.

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MagaHistorian 30 points ago +30 / -0

Oh no what will the Biden supporters gaslight about now? Will they ever get tired of losing?

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SonomaGA 27 points ago +27 / -0

GEOTUS GOING FULL BLOWN CHAD ON “muh virtual debates” results in immediate concessions.

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UGetWhatUNeed 19 points ago +19 / -0

Well played

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Wheredidiputit 17 points ago +17 / -0

LOL Like they won't PACK that audience full of fucking Biden supporters.

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SneakyWino 11 points ago +11 / -0

All three of them? In hoops 80 feet apart?

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muhqtardtho 6 points ago +6 / -0

Deep state is keeping their friends in the hula-hoop industry afloat.

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sacjones 14 points ago +14 / -0

Someone needs to call 911 - I just witnessed a murder. I love when the Trump team puts on the brass knuckles.

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Lla26 11 points ago +11 / -0

Lol, Well said.

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Racerx719 11 points ago +11 / -0

Wonder how these "town hall" participants are selected

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ExileOnRedditStreet 9 points ago +9 / -0

These debates are a sham. Everybody's mind is already made up.

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prodigyx 11 points ago +11 / -0

It will probably resemble the white house press corps. Lots of loaded questions trying to trip up Trump and non-question softballs for Biden.

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hillaryforprison 8 points ago +8 / -0

"wipe the floor" - the official terminology for winning.

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wehavetogoback 5 points ago +5 / -0

imagine if on the last debate Trump dropped another "You'd be in jail" kind of line as multiple US marshals step into the room and arrest Biden on camera

a man can dream

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PANTIFA 4 points ago +6 / -2

By the 29th, most people will have already submitted their ballots. It's useless to have a debate so close to Election Day.

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LostViking1985 8 points ago +8 / -0

And this is why mail in ballots for everybody is bullshit. Anything can happen, all the way up to the day of the election. No chance to change your vote if something damning comes out by then, even though the election hasn't even officially happened yet. Absentee ballots for those with valid excuses (deployed troops, etc), everyone get your fucking ass to the polls on ELECTION DAY.

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coiffeuse2 3 points ago +3 / -0

but it's great TV

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ippwndu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Prediction - muting the microphones will ultimately work in Trump's favor. He will have to waste time disarming loaded questions, which will cause him to backtrack to cover previous topics (e.g. Pence vs. Harris), and to get round Biden being given the last word. However, the normies won't hear him interrupting and tune him out, while simply labeling him "rude". They will actually listen to his arguments and see how weak Joe is.

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LanaForge 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't know how I feel about this, they shouldn't even have caved, it should be "either we do this on the 15th in person or fuck off!!"

They're still gonna pack the place with RREeeeeEEeeeEeEEEEs for sure anyway...

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DrainNIH 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bill Stepien is a beast. Perfect man for the job.

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SanFranShitty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yay more winning!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Looks like the democrat focus group got this wrong again.

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HyperCarbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

If it gets canceled again, Trump should do his own townhall on Fox.

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coiffeuse2 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's doing one on Rush tomorrow

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AtariArtist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wasn't there supposed to be 3? Sounds like they passed on the 2nd and went to 3.

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmm. That's too late. This is BS.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill Stepien writes like he's a pede. "extremely suspect" "47-year failed record" "the media cannot hide Biden forever"

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HumblePig 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeeeeeeees. We need bloooooood, more bloooooood. It's so festive for Halloween, too!

Genius.

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corezone 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone know if there's been a response from Team Hiden yet?

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NormaJeanRocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this happening or just talk still?

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Slothboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

looks like talk

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Tugg_Speedman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, that gives the Biden campaign and the media another week to find "undecided voter" shills to toss underhanded beanbag to Biden while shooting democrat red rocket talking points at Trump all night.

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GreatNW 0 points ago +1 / -1

The 29th is pretty darn late, I could see last minute befuckery happening.

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not_a_shill 0 points ago +1 / -1

This is terible. Most of the normies voting for biden will have already cast their vote early or by mail. Biden needs to be dragged out early and often to show he is not fit for presidency.

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