I walked into the house to find the Mrs. watching some kind of "news" in TV. The story playing was a possible "militia" plot to kidnap the Michigan governor. Naturally, "white supremacists" were to blame and they were armed with "assault weapons" and dressed in "tactical gear". Can we get our differently abled cousins on the case to see if indeed this was a false flag operation? Edit: Too bad I can't fix the header, now I look like a doofus too.