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South_Florida_Guy 191 points ago +193 / -2

He should just go to Miami as planned and show up in person at the venue, Joe or moderator or not.

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GEoP 72 points ago +95 / -23

INVITE JOE ROGAN TO MODERATE THE ONE-MAN DEBATE

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Songofsixpence 29 points ago +30 / -1

Yes!

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bigdickhangsright 22 points ago +22 / -0

Until you realize Spotify won't air it.

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BrewSwillis 26 points ago +26 / -0

Rogan is now a lapdog of Spotify.

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fapoo 12 points ago +12 / -0

unfortunately yes. the proof that i saw was that he made a separate video to apologize for his misinformation about who was starting fires. I don't think he's ever done that.

I bet you my lunch money he was pressured by spotify to do that. Which means they can pressure him to do other stuff too.

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RosettaStone 14 points ago +14 / -0

You're right. Trump could definitely turn the virtual debate into an advantage.

Biden will be set up with a hidden teleprompter, and a team of debate writers. He might even have his answers pre-recorded.

But Trump has one HUGE advantage that the Dems can't match -- Trump has the truth on his side.

And, along with truth comes evidence.

So every time Biden lies, Trump could say, "Here is my answer to that..." then play a video clip proving that Biden lied, was being a hypocrite, and so on.

And there's so many good clips showing the Democrats' corruption (e.g. Biden bragging about how he extorted the Ukraine).

Then, if they complain, Trump could just say, "You wanted the debate to be virtual, so deal with it!" :-)

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh noooooooo. It seems the president at the White House with the worlds best WiFi seems to have cut out. So sorry about that guys

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Wyopepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Would be great, but they’d put in some bullshit rules for sure.

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Icepck 4 points ago +4 / -0

They would cut his video feed like chyna and call it a loss of signal or something.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

That gives us proper justification to start Deus vult3

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preferredfault 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah, they will just cut Trumps visuals too and focus only on Biden's video. They will use any excuse to try to make it seem like Trump isn't following the rules and that's why they're doing this or that.

A debate over video conferencing defeats the whole point of a debate. Two people in a room going head to head shows what someone is really made of. Biden talks a big game when he doesn't have to face his opponents, but as we saw in the debate, Biden folded under pressure, even looking down in his own disgrace. America could see the guilt and lies on Biden's face.

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SkitShowPhrenia 14 points ago +14 / -0

This dudes a babbler and shits on some of the last true journalism standing. Eat shit stoner joe.

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jamie, what does the MSM think, herp derp?

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whippeat 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who cares though?

Still better than any MSM host

He’d actually let Trump speak. He would listen. He would ask a mixture of questions.

What more can you ask?

Or do we prefer the MSM approach:

‘Mr Trump. Here are ten accusations of racism. You have 30 seconds to defend yourself’

‘Mr Biden, what do you think about the racism spread by Mr Trump? Please speak freely for as long as you like’

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AcAirman 9 points ago +10 / -1

Ass Fuck Rogan with Big Mike's Dick.

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

It'd be a four-person debate!

  • Trump [ looking to the left ]: despite the constant negative press, covfefe

  • Trump [ looking up ]: the solar corona is the biggest, best corona, possibly ever!

  • Trump [ looking right ]: ✴.·´¯·.·★  🎀𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓪🎀  ★·.·¯´·.✴

  • Trump [ looking down ]: Hillary Clinton is so corrupt!

  • Toe Rogaine [ looking shocked ]: yeah that's cool, but have you ever seen chimps? Dude, those motherfuckers will just rip your arms off! That's crazy! Most people have never even heard of 5-methoxy-N,N-dimethyltryptamine yeah, these natives totally scrape it off frogs and that shit teleports you to another dimension GURRNNNNN! Jaime, pull that up!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Methoxy is good stuff. I haven't seen it for well over a decade

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago +18 / -0

Make an impromptu rally out of it. Will gather thousands.

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Afeazo 13 points ago +13 / -0

Trump is the star of the show in every debate anyway, might as well just make him the only candidate and get rid of the other extras.

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DivineWolf45 9 points ago +9 / -0

While I might agree, Pence did a phenomenal job!

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Mavdick96 6 points ago +7 / -1

Name checks out, lmao.

Also I'd love to see GEOTUS show up no matter what.

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covfefe_energy 3 points ago +3 / -0

They planned this whole shit out. They didn't want him doing another debate, so they got him infected intentionally. It's so fucking obvious.

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BasedMechanic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine my shock.

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eatonfools [S] 88 points ago +90 / -2

😄 TrUmP iS sCaReD tO dEbAtE

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AmericanGuy 40 points ago +41 / -1

BOOM! Kills the narrative doesn't it?

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Afeazo 24 points ago +25 / -1

How they even started this narrative is beyond me, he was saying for months he wants debates

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spezisacuckold 12 points ago +12 / -0

To be fair they forget things literally a minute after President Trump says it.

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AmericanGuy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Leftist sheep believe anything the news tells them. MSM could say dogs never existed, just they transitioned from large cats, and the left would believe it.

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RandomUzer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Always be willing to walk. It is a negotiation tactic. They tried to change the rules. Stand up from the table and walk out. They are used to people trying to negotiate with them on their terms. He is a masterful negotiator. I give it a week and suddenly there is some small tweak they get so they do not look totally retarded but in reality gives them nothing and the original show goes on. But then again they are acting totally bonkers so they may just double down and he has a rally instead at the place where the debate was supposed to happen. He can open with "well I am here and Joe isnt as he agreed to months ago lets do this instead"

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

We can "reject" that commission

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

We would need to step up and end this.

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Oback_Barama 75 points ago +76 / -1

SHELLACKING

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psyop 22 points ago +22 / -0

KEK! That one caught me by surprise. Such a funny word and the context is hilarious.

BIDEN GOT SHELLACKED!!!

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knightofday 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same haha

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the other statement where “Pence wiped the floor with Kamala.”

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IncredibleMrE1 18 points ago +18 / -0

We have the greatest words, believe me folks!

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HeIsVigo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe that is a reference to 2010 when Obama described the massive gains by Republicans in the House as a shellacking. Trump is definitely fucking with team O'Biden.

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/127511-obama-said-election-underscores-that-he-has-to-do-a-better-job

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Forthelead 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well hopefully they can come up with some new questions by that time. Last night largely just repeated the first presidential debate.

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SomaliSwede_RapeBaby 3 points ago +3 / -0

RALLY ‘ROUND THE FAMILY

POCKET FULL OF SHELLACKING 💥💥

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FluffiPuff 31 points ago +31 / -0

DO IT

JUST

DO IT

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spezisacuckold 7 points ago +7 / -0

shylaboof.gif

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Darthsupero 25 points ago +25 / -0

Shellacking is a term for a decisive defeat or beating, in case anyone was curious.

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ModelMinority 22 points ago +23 / -1

Trump talking to an empty podium would be an upgrade for the Dems over actually having Biden there to look like a confused grandpa.

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webthing 21 points ago +22 / -1

This is exactly what I said should happen this morning.

https://thedonald.win/p/Hr6CUxlL/x/c/17te9luHgr

No more bullshit.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

All in favor of shellacking say aye

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Lioncat331 19 points ago +19 / -0

If essential workers-teachers, nurses, grocery store workers-can do it, so can our politicians. They work for us! They’re not above the nitty-gritty common life. Get a grip, Joe! Come out of your Basement!

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horsefacestorm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey, I thought they were essential...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not Joe, nope. Completely unnecessary

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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 18 points ago +18 / -0

Shellacking HAH!

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VetforTrump 13 points ago +13 / -0

Be there or be a coward joe.

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thats like saying campaign or sit in your basement Joe. He’ll take the latter anyday!

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CrackerJacker13 13 points ago +13 / -0

He’s gonna shellack him

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540k-Again 13 points ago +13 / -0

MAKE IT SO

Draw the moderator's name out of a hat please.

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ClownTamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’d love it if they actually had a right wing moderator for once. Pence’s lady was a lot better than Chris Wallace, but you can still tell she was on Kamala’s side with the framing of the questions and all else.

Tucker Carlson’s the man for the job.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

I used a stopwatch on both debates. The woman at the VP debate gave HeelsUp more time, and I agree was more fair than Chris Wallace in every way.

She was still very unfair to Mike Pence.

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eclectiledysfunction 9 points ago +9 / -0

"consulted with no one'

Ah, I see Shillary has changed her name has she?

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

"No one" in the Pazuzu sense.

And team Heels/Sniffy had NO IDEA. Riiiiight...

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69karma69 8 points ago +8 / -0

Casual drop of "shellacking" in there is pure DRAGON ENERGY!

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barwhack 6 points ago +6 / -0

No mallarcky! Just shellacking!

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FireannDireach 6 points ago +6 / -0

I want to know when and how Fahrenkopf was compromised. He was a hardcore conservative and republican for decades, Reagan trusted him.

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DC_Rogue 2 points ago +3 / -1

Operation Brownstone... Bush Senior and Barney Frank would invite prominent members of both parties and senior officials to Frank's Georgetown mansion with the lure of prostitutes and drugs, but there they were offered children from orphanages and child protective services. Those who refused to partake were shot up with powerful hypnotics and aphrodisiacs making them suggestible and very aroused, and everyone was filmed.

Later the C(I)A would be able to blackmail the uncooperative into doing their bidding.

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JerryJerryJerry 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking hell, man, I just ate!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

You're serious. This was 30 years ago. I knew we needed to disband the CIA (and the Fed) then. By force, if need be. Now we have more people than ever aware of the problem.

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TheNewRepublic 6 points ago +6 / -0

He’s already dead...They’re shitposting and having all the laffs guise. Get the fooking hammers, we’re doing this LIVE!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hammers, as in war hammers? And torches and pitchforks?

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SemperFree 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why the fuck do we have the CPD?

So many bureaucracies and mini Fiefdoms. It is how the Deepstate thrives.

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Imjustin1000 5 points ago +5 / -0

but mayor pete told me Trump is scared

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

What else did the evil fairy tell you? Wipe it all away like a bad dream

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bellcurvestrikesback 5 points ago +5 / -0

We all knew this would happen. I'm surprised they'd allow the first

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BirthHole 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump should show up @ the date and time specificed. If Biden isnt there, then do a one sided debate/rally.

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FUCKTHEDNC 4 points ago +4 / -0

What would be amazing is if Trump make sure that everything is still all set up invites all media who wants to cover it shows up whether or not the DNC is there, Then if no-show just tell everyone to “ COME ON DOWN TO THE NOW-TRUMP RALLY!!”

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MAGA_Skull 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe biden was schlonged

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Siteless_Vagrant 3 points ago +3 / -0

The WHO just admitted the virus is bullshit, too. No excuses.

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Celtic_Warrior 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Biden be hidin’ in his basement and he’s using the kung flu as an excuse to avoid another debate with the President. He’s no match for Trump even with the moderator on his side.

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Trump2082 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Greatest President in History!

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KeepOnKeepingOn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump should bring some Delta boys to the next debate and have them turn Biden inside-out removing all the electronic gear he's got on and do it on live tv.

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bigmikesballsack 2 points ago +2 / -0

Checkmate, fuckers.

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Magastein143 2 points ago +2 / -0

yea! no changing the rules! This is just like when Dementia Joe said "no you can't drug test me before the debate or check my ears for wires, both of which aren't allowed"

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floatbox 2 points ago +2 / -0

The commission must stop protecting Joe Biden from in-person debate.

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Tenspot20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bout time for Tor-Pedo-Joe to get the Rona.

Biden is giving Mr. Trump the Rona-round.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Schedule conflict, Joe is going to be busy sleeping in his basement that entire day.

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Fordison_Hair 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shellackin' the malarky. Politics hasn't been this exciting since Hamilton-Burr Duel.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Cage match!

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Sumsuch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden is completely willing to debate Trump, as long as we change every single detail of the event except the word "debate." So really, it's Trump who is refusing to debate!

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SAHMiAM60 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good to see Bill Stepien's feeling fit as a fiddle and spicy as hell despite fighting off the 'Rona.

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AenAllAin 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's wrong Joe? ... Too chicken to face him again? Bawk! Bawk! Bawk!

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Lioncat331 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe is a lifer-primadona politician: out of touch!

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HimalayanSalt21 2 points ago +2 / -0

As much as Fox News has disappointed me recently, I think Tucker Carlson displays enough integrity to moderate a debate.

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Get some random high school kid. Anything is better than the list of failures they originally scheduled. Moderating a debate is not rocket science.

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Moebius 2 points ago +2 / -0

...and NOW TRUMP is IMMUNE to further nefarious 'attempts' against him...

Heh, heh, heh...

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JKillen 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he does not accept, he is not strength.

UGAGI! UGAGI!

Alternatively I suggest: Jorge Masvidal vs BLMs best. Steroids allowed.
PRIDE rules. (soccer kicks to the head and head stomps allowed) Winner takes $100,000 cash in a duffel bag and the bones of the defeated losers grace the steps of the white house on inauguration day.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just be aware there's a huge difference between antifa's norm and their best. They do have people that fight in MMA

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JKillen 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have street Jesus

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't even know who Jorge Masvidal is and now I'm responsible for knowing who street Jesus is too?
I haven't even posted about riots closer to me in WI than Kenosha yet

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DoYouLikeFishsticks 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should crash the town hall like he did in the WWE

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AbrahamLincoln 1 point ago +1 / -0

Perfect time for a rally.

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Bedminster 1 point ago +1 / -0

This completely exposed the Federal Election Comity as a bunch of partisan leftist hacks that are in the tank for Biden. The push to get him into the White House by the left and deep state is massive. Trump ripped off the declassify scab on Russia and a ton of these fuckers are shitting them selves and at the top is Obama. They can't let him have a second term or they're all going to jail.

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Tenspot20 1 point ago +1 / -0

Finally standing up to these pussies!

Trump 2020!