But I already got my paint cans out?! Too bad he probably would have burned down the house with the heating element on the door non. Or the rope soaked in kerosene
I'll uh, take a crack at it! (Full disclosure I am not a leftist faggot) What about the left's value, that there is no such thing as borders, that they are "just lines on a map and are like totally bullshit because like the world could be like one people."
For he said to Judah, “Let us build these cities and surround them with walls and towers, gates and bars. The land is still ours because we have sought the Lord our God; we have sought Him, and He has given us rest on every side.” So they built and prospered. --2 Chronicles 14:7
Well see the other guys reply because he managed to find a Bible verse about walls, so there was something in there. By the way, I believe your challenge was "every value the left holds" so I went with a leftist value.
Not 100% effective though as a significant percentage of people have no reaction to poison ivy or poison oak. Bird repellent gel, especially the stuff with capsaicin, is what we use.
Gave a trump sign to the neighbor at the front of our road. Where you have to stop, check both ways, and you'll HAVE to see it. I told him be sure to put it inside the chain link. He didn't. It lasted about 2 or 3 days. Now I just want to replace it with a sign that says, "BIDEN SUPPORTERS ARE THIEVES".
We've put quite a few of them up in trees, including a few surrounded by blackberry brambles. We haven't had a problem with any of those being stolen or vandalized.
To be fair it does say that the sign was illegally posted too close to the road, which may be why they attempted to remove it... But I bet they didnt try to remove any Biden signs too close to the road.
Anyway, moral of the story, if you're going to booby trap your sign make sure it doesn't violate any dumb local ordinances.
Is that really true? Sounds like an excuse.
And even if it was the case, wouldn't the procedure be to notify the homeowner instead of just stealing from them?
The city is backing up the worker that tried removing it, so I guess that really is their policy, even though it seems stupid and unreasonable. Simply knocking on their door and asking them to move it would be a more reasonable and mature approach. But... We do live in clown world.
I guess without knowing how close to the road it was, is tough to say. Like, was it sticking out into the road at all?
I know here, if my tree branches grow into the road even a little bit, the county will come by and chop the tree branches down, without notifying me. Technically it's my tree, and is on my property, but the minute it gets too close to the road they can legally do whatever they want.
It was (supposedly) 9ft from the road while the law requires 10ft. Sounds like a leftist city worker knit picking over the placement of Trump signs in orde remove them.
So it's possible he left it in the middle of the road and the city had every right to remove it. It's also possible that it was rightfully on the the guys property and a leftist city worker thought he had free reign to steal signs and lie about it and the city is backing him up because they're BLM cucks. I suspect the latter.
Squirrels were chewing my sign your honor. If the gentleman that TRESPASSED onto my property to STEAL my sign had simply asked me, I would have informed him of the anti-squirrel modification I had made so he could have taken the proper safety precautions.
Super sticky and difficult to remove. There is a brand called PIGNX that contains capsaicin as well, so you have a sticky substance that burns and is difficult to remove. Totally legal because you are using it for its intended purpose: to keep birds from roosting on your sign.
"For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left on my POS. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f***ing war. Bravo Six out."
Buy a 1 cubic yard chunk of concrete. Have it placed in your yard next to the road. Get a small plastic painted wrap like a car wrap made that shows a picture of a flimsy Trump sign in the grass next to the road.
Wrap the concrete block with the wrap to make it look like a flimsy sign.
Booby traps should be legal, plain and simple. The owner must be held liable though. If its not safe and a kid or someone innocent dies from it, then the owner should be held liable. If its a rapist with an intention of raping you, then why would that be illegal to have him killed? Most of the cases I've seen regarding booby traps were all justified. You had looters shot and thieves dismembered. This is the damn problem in this country. The guilty keep going free and at some point we need to change course and decide when we can take back ownership of the country we live in.
Why aren't barbed wire or those pointy fences illegal if that's the case?
Can't you put the sign in a fence topped with razor wire?
That's not booby trapping, so yes.
So if you line your sign in barbed wire or razor wire it's legal.
Most of this stuff happens at night, and they always run up and snatch without looking.
Personally, I'm partial to digging a small ditch and filling it with mud.
It is if the person who was told where your sign is is blind- how is that scenario any different?
but...Kevin McCallister...
Put that 5 inch nail and bucket of tar back in the utility closet.
But I already got my paint cans out?! Too bad he probably would have burned down the house with the heating element on the door non. Or the rope soaked in kerosene
Please use the PIGNX brand with capsaicin, for extra spice. The burning sensation works great to repel all birds, including TDS shitbirds.
Gray Anti-Seize gets all over everything
My point exactly
Keep your hand off of other peoples property and that wont happen.
How dare you expect people to take personal responsibility for their actions and exert self-control over their behavior, you literal Nazi bigot!!!
You found me out DAMN lol
When "taking responsibility for your own actions" becomes a conservative stance...
The left has gone nuts
Play stupid games lose stupid fingers!
Fuck around find out
We would not go that far
I mean, it probably wouldn't matter since most of them already have Hep C or some other nasty disease anyway.
TDS. They have the worst disease, trust me.
I mean... they are the ones with the HCV
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because I gotta tell you, that kind of thing happens around here all the time.
/parody
Maybe he banged it on the curb and then soaked it in a rain barrel. Life lessons from Corn Pop and all......
Well, if it was HIV and this was California, it would've been perfectly legal!
I'm sure the owner will get charged with assualt and battery with a deadly sign. And tried on wHiTe sUpReMaCy signage.
mUh SiGn MiLiTa
It was threatening to kidnap Gretchen, so they plotted to kidnap the sign before the sign militia could kidnap them.
I'd sue that Township worker for getting blood all over my razor blades.
The blood stays on the blade...
The left’s most sacred value is stealing.
Every "value" the left holds, is in direct contrast to the word of God. If you can prove me wrong please do, no one has yet.
No, what you're saying is quite poignant.
Great fucking word!
I'll uh, take a crack at it! (Full disclosure I am not a leftist faggot) What about the left's value, that there is no such thing as borders, that they are "just lines on a map and are like totally bullshit because like the world could be like one people."
God loves big, beautiful walls:
For he said to Judah, “Let us build these cities and surround them with walls and towers, gates and bars. The land is still ours because we have sought the Lord our God; we have sought Him, and He has given us rest on every side.” So they built and prospered. --2 Chronicles 14:7
I'm not sure how that's a Biblical value.
Well see the other guys reply because he managed to find a Bible verse about walls, so there was something in there. By the way, I believe your challenge was "every value the left holds" so I went with a leftist value.
It really is. They copy others and howl about errors instead of assuming responsibility for leadership.
The Lefts MOST sacred vslue is killing unborn babies, especially black ones.
That's stealing the baby's life.
So is China’s 👍
Not 100% effective though as a significant percentage of people have no reaction to poison ivy or poison oak. Bird repellent gel, especially the stuff with capsaicin, is what we use.
not 100% legal. If they proved you intentionally did that, you're fucked....just very hard to prove unless you open your mouth about it
I like that we’re worried about legally repelling “pests” that are trying to steal our property.
I get that it’s illegal, but only cuz lawyers.
I only had an electric fence transformer hooked to it to stop my dog from pissing on it. I swear.
Township worker? Your township employs criminals.
Gave a trump sign to the neighbor at the front of our road. Where you have to stop, check both ways, and you'll HAVE to see it. I told him be sure to put it inside the chain link. He didn't. It lasted about 2 or 3 days. Now I just want to replace it with a sign that says, "BIDEN SUPPORTERS ARE THIEVES".
I'm sure 50 FBI agents have been assigned
"Stop breaking the law, asshole!"
There's an easy way to avoid that.....
Reminder to research your local laws regarding boobie traps
My sign sits on top of a 6 foot tall prickly pear cactus
We've put quite a few of them up in trees, including a few surrounded by blackberry brambles. We haven't had a problem with any of those being stolen or vandalized.
She should be arrested
The sign owner likely will be, for assault with a deadly sign. Just because it's Michigan.
They weren’t arrested to start with lol
What are you talking about there's like a revolving door for rioters.
Buy motion activated sprinkler (~$35)
Does it spray bird gel?
You'd probably have to dilute it, but that might be even better.
Dilute it with fox piss. I hear that really scares away, umm, birds.
Mace. Make it spray mace. Lol
To be fair it does say that the sign was illegally posted too close to the road, which may be why they attempted to remove it... But I bet they didnt try to remove any Biden signs too close to the road.
Anyway, moral of the story, if you're going to booby trap your sign make sure it doesn't violate any dumb local ordinances.
Is that really true? Sounds like an excuse. And even if it was the case, wouldn't the procedure be to notify the homeowner instead of just stealing from them?
The city is backing up the worker that tried removing it, so I guess that really is their policy, even though it seems stupid and unreasonable. Simply knocking on their door and asking them to move it would be a more reasonable and mature approach. But... We do live in clown world.
I guess without knowing how close to the road it was, is tough to say. Like, was it sticking out into the road at all?
I know here, if my tree branches grow into the road even a little bit, the county will come by and chop the tree branches down, without notifying me. Technically it's my tree, and is on my property, but the minute it gets too close to the road they can legally do whatever they want.
It was (supposedly) 9ft from the road while the law requires 10ft. Sounds like a leftist city worker knit picking over the placement of Trump signs in orde remove them.
So it's possible he left it in the middle of the road and the city had every right to remove it. It's also possible that it was rightfully on the the guys property and a leftist city worker thought he had free reign to steal signs and lie about it and the city is backing him up because they're BLM cucks. I suspect the latter.
You can buy bear traps.
For bears. In Minecraft.
They would have to prove he boobie trapped it and not someone else trying to frame him.
Squirrels were chewing my sign your honor. If the gentleman that TRESPASSED onto my property to STEAL my sign had simply asked me, I would have informed him of the anti-squirrel modification I had made so he could have taken the proper safety precautions.
This.
THIS!
Just put audio alarms on the signs. You can get a 5 pack for less than $20. It’s legal, unlike putting razor blades around the sign.
So is burning down businesses, but here we are.
"Your Trump sign cut my hands!"
"I don't have a Trump sign."
"Yes, it was in YOUR yard and it had razor blades all along the sides!"
"Well I didn't put it there."
"township worker". Fuck off societal parasites
Don't do this, use bird gel.
Now we're talking.
What's bird gel? Sticky stuff?
Super sticky and difficult to remove. There is a brand called PIGNX that contains capsaicin as well, so you have a sticky substance that burns and is difficult to remove. Totally legal because you are using it for its intended purpose: to keep birds from roosting on your sign.
Legit question. In what capacities is that gel used? I Imagine to keep birds of radar equipment at an airport or something?
Yeah, it's to keep them from roosting and shitting on buildings, equipment, cables, fences, signs, etc.
Pine sap and Vaseline, basically.
if only there were some sort of device a person could use to search for facts and information, using a computer. Maybe someday that will be invented.
'till then, keep a library card and a set of Encyclopedias.
And always film the incident. And post it here for us to enjoy.
"Michigan worker" is a strange way to put it, I would have said "attempted thief."
https://nypost.com/2020/10/08/michigan-workers-hand-sliced-by-razor-blade-on-trump-sign/
Worker moved it because it was too close to the road. I call BS
I bet it was the same mother fucker who stole the last few.
Disavow. Don't boobytrap signs. Videotape them.
Shaggy defense.
Giving your sign a good rub down with poison oak or poison ivy would do the trick. They would never know where they got it from.
Razor Wire, Foo Gas and Claymores. Later that night... “Democrats in the wire !!!”
And if all else fails, call in the airstrike!
"For the record, it's my call. Dump everything you've got left on my POS. I say again, expend all remaining in my perimeter. It's a lovely f***ing war. Bravo Six out."
Airstrip? No time.
Copy copy.
Repeat.
Copy copy.
Its the only way.
Get Some! Run Charlie....
Glowie entrapment website.
Not really. Shotgun shell alarms are pretty well known, especially in the hunting and camping community.
Hunting and camping community? Yeah, nice try federale. If that was a thing, Cabelas would sell them. This is a two bit pop up website
This is definitely now on the Things I Didn't Know I Wanted list.
Lawyers rule our country. It’s his property. He should not be liable for The stupidity of others.
Things like this do warm my heart tho lol
What was the "worker" doing on his property?
Buy a 1 cubic yard chunk of concrete. Have it placed in your yard next to the road. Get a small plastic painted wrap like a car wrap made that shows a picture of a flimsy Trump sign in the grass next to the road.
Wrap the concrete block with the wrap to make it look like a flimsy sign.
Wait for the loud noise in the front yard.
What you can do though is put on some rubber gloves, go grab a lot of poison ivy and rub it all over your sign.
How THE FUCK do you miss those? I'd understand if they were hidden behind the sign, but geeze! Commies. Not a neuron between them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLf3dPH7v9c
Was he blind?
Razor blades seem a bit much to me. I'm more of an electrification guy myself.
Booby traps should be legal, plain and simple. The owner must be held liable though. If its not safe and a kid or someone innocent dies from it, then the owner should be held liable. If its a rapist with an intention of raping you, then why would that be illegal to have him killed? Most of the cases I've seen regarding booby traps were all justified. You had looters shot and thieves dismembered. This is the damn problem in this country. The guilty keep going free and at some point we need to change course and decide when we can take back ownership of the country we live in.
Vandal grease is good. Got it on me once as a kid. Someone had smeared it on the trees in the park. It doesnt come off very easily.
Time for the pit traps to emerge.
We have the best boobytraps, don't we folks?
I'll bet he's removing Biden signs too close to the road too?