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InterloperKO 5 points ago +5 / -0

With bathroom breaks.

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TonsOfSalt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Notice the structure of the announcement is lying by omission. Trump didn't change shit. He wants the original debate as planned and agreed upon.

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MagaGal 11 points ago +11 / -0

Apparently this is a corollary of the "Protesters cannot get covid, but Trump rally goers can" rule. Dem townhalls are exempt from covid, but D-R debates are not.

This is one smart virus!

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philnmdg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Convenient too, huh?

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philnmdg 7 points ago +7 / -0

I asked myself the same question and the only thing it boils down to is that Trump would be there

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pithys 0 points ago +1 / -1

they will try to hype it up as the new 'debate'

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Chick-fill-eh 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why are you still attempting to apply logic?

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sun_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep. And each time they force their base to hold two contradictory positions at once, it furthers breaks their spirit and locks their mind. It is also a demoralization tactic against us. They are basically flexing their power. The good thing is they are all a bunch of sheltered elite cretins off in some coastal mansion. We are the ones on the ground talking to our brainwashed friends and family day in and day out. We are the ones turning their bullshit around against them. And the more we flip, the more we are able to flip. We are diverse, decentralized, flexible, and we have genuine relationships with our fellow citizens. They are homogenous, centralized, cumbersome, and all their lies must be repeated constantly to maintain their spell because the truth is always trying to shine through the cracks in their facade. They are losing. They thought they were going to control the Internet but they fucked up. They thought everyone would follow the celebrities but instead we came up with our own celebrities. I could see why they didn’t see that coming either. They thought they had the market cornered on talent.

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dumpsterfire 4 points ago +4 / -0

In these promotional pictures where they try to make him look as good as possible, he still looks like a corpse.

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SharpCookie 3 points ago +3 / -0

If there's anything we've learned about covid these past few months, it's that it loves showing up to events that benefit Trump, but it hates showing up to events that benefit the Democrats. Come on man!

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Donarudo_Taranpu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow that's picture they went with? He looks flustered and confused already, like he got up out of his favorite easy chair to find his pudding that he wanted to eat, couldn't remember why he got up, and now he's upset because someone spilled a bowl of pudding on his favorite easy chair.

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Vir4030 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump should just walk into that town hall. What are they going to do? He's the President of the United States.

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leg_hairs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even fewer people will watch this than the NBA finals if that's still going on.

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remember1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Every time I see Biden my mind goes “he should spend the rest of his days in a nursing home”

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the-new-style 1 point ago +1 / -0

"voters"

Every citizen is a voter.

This isn't going to be like Hillary's Town Hall in 2015 where she said you have to have border control and never did another one again.