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featherwinglove 16 points ago +16 / -0

i do find it hilarious that there's a Simpsons episode where Lisa (growed up) runs against Trump for PotUS. (Too bad she won.)

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featherwinglove 9 points ago +9 / -0

For the record, I haven't watched a full episode since season 9 (IIRC).

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BadManOrange 9 points ago +9 / -0

I haven't watched an episode of the Simpsons since like the mid 90s (probably around the same time)

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +4 / -0

I made a bunch of cartoon characters

That smelled like spice and bears

And they were all yellow

- not Coldplay

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TitoshandmadePatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

the last 15-20 years really havent been worth the time. 2005 is about the last year i watched regularly

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NormaJeanRocks 18 points ago +18 / -0

Simpsons cucked out too, no more Apu or any other white men doing voices for black or foreign people. So sad what is happening in this world, with just entertainment alone. And I havent watched in a decade myself, grew up on them though as a great funny show.

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50blessings 13 points ago +13 / -0

The fact these cucks think you can’t voice act a character unless you’re the same ethnicity is peak horseshit.

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wehavetogoback 7 points ago +7 / -0

that's like the one time it's okay. The voice actor for Darth Vader in the old Star Wars movies is black too and clearly the guy wasn't black in the movie when he took his helmet off.

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FraudInsurance 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's impossible to voice a cartoon character unless you are that person in real life, just ask Bugs Bunny

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orange_dit 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like emojis before they got woke.

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Tardigrade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ha yeah I thought that was weird ever since I was a kid. The yellow people are white and everyone else is close-ish to what color theyd be in real life.

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MidwestNotMideast 5 points ago +5 / -0

She was the president after Trump. (the country was bankrupted because a previous administration invested in the children, and it didn't pan out). Their was no indication she defeated Trump.

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featherwinglove 4 points ago +5 / -1

Oh, did I not remember that correctly. Whatev, shows how much I care about the Simpsons, lol!

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MidwestNotMideast 2 points ago +2 / -0

liberals also misremember that episode. they keep saying lisa inherently a bankrupt govt because of Trump.

But the joke isn't about Trump, its about the promise every single president makes, and no one ever fulfils.

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featherwinglove 1 point ago +1 / -0

They're right about one thing: they didn't have faith in Trump to be any different than any other President. TBH, neither did I. I'm glad we were wrong!

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AlphaNathan 33 points ago +33 / -0

I'm sPeAkiNg

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leakmouth 16 points ago +16 / -0

I WiLL nOt bE LeKcHeRd

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Pomilui 7 points ago +7 / -0

You already made these points earlier, Senator (Dumbass).

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Spooky_Lunch 10 points ago +10 / -0

I love that he just kept talking and she stopped

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knightofday 7 points ago +7 / -0

She’s gotta be top 3 most unlikable politicians in US history, NOBODY can stand her

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Darkheartisland 29 points ago +29 / -0

I honestly think Pence would have a good chance if he ran in 2024

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Sixty2ndAssassin 17 points ago +17 / -0

After last night's debate he's got my vote

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Darkheartisland 6 points ago +6 / -0

For me, it still depends on who else might run, but Pence would be in my top tier regardless.

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wehavetogoback 6 points ago +7 / -1

Who else do you think might run that you'd rather vote for? I've been telling people (well not in real life since I live in a shithole) that I think Cruz is pretty good now.

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Wolfebane84 3 points ago +3 / -0

They don't call him Ted "Cruz Missile" Cruz for nothin.

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AIDS_Tiger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I'd back Lion Ted 100%

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lyin’ Ted —> Lion Ted. ’Nuff said!

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Darkheartisland 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cruz, Paul, Mike Lee, Jim Jordan, and even Alex Jones or Tucker Carlson.

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Wolfebane84 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can a former 2 term President be the VP?

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PikachuJohnson 5 points ago +5 / -0

Nope. Because he would be ineligible to serve as President, which is something that the VP is constitutionally required to be.

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Than0s 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's kind of in the same boat Cruz was in '16 though where he'd appeal to one group pretty strongly but not really the larger majority that Trump did. Pence is like the perfect foil for Trump though, as personality wise he's the calm/reassuring voice of confidence/reason to cover for the folks who might get turned off by Trump's gung ho/non-filtered personality.

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DragonEnergyDick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump appeals to a wider base than Pence does. He would get the religious conservative vote for sure though.

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turdinthepunch 18 points ago +18 / -0

The campaign was started on the Charlottesville hoax, the entire campaign is a cynical exercise in media disinforming and gas lighting low IQ NPCs.

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Pomilui 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hillary's campaign started on the Zimmerman hoax then.

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turdinthepunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bidens campaign launch video literally invokes the charlottesville hoax, long after it had been debunked.

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Ithrowawaay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yay colored woman’s lib!

Shit is embarrassing. Also because person of color is sooooooooo much different than colored person.

We’re back to the early sixties and next the left will demand segregation.

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MustafaJones 8 points ago +8 / -0

An entire campaign based on lies, falsehoods, concealment of their ideals from voters and refusing to answer questions about policy. Oh and its headed by a creepy old man with dementia and a dirty cop. What could possibly go wrong!

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horsefacestorm 7 points ago +7 / -0

And then old Abe said "Four Score, Kamala's a Whore".

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hrc_pantsuit 6 points ago +6 / -0

Delusional libs are still fixated over the stupid fucking fly hovering on Pence. They literally have fucking nothing that makes Biden or Kamala look good.

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Linespaced 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's easier to fool someone than convince them they have been fooled.

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Can I get a Segway? Cause I need to wheel myself away from that smiling psychopath.

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progressivetrumper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Either way, the inconsistent messaging of Biden and Harris is enough to demotivate a lot of progressive voters. They can't grow a spine to stand for something consistently. They have to waffle.

Remember, use this to demotivate anyone you know on the left! Make them not care enough to vote..blackpill them!

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

This got a chuckle out of me.

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mike 'The Mansplainin' Gent's' Pence

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CorrectTheReeeecord 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dont forget the "buy american"

my sides at the audacity

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TitoshandmadePatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

could also do another

lol i didnt say that lol"

about them raising taxes

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sadly, many people are stupid enough to believe him!