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It's true (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by DontGiveUp ago by DontGiveUp +4877 / -0
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MustafaJones 179 points ago +180 / -1

Deus Vult!

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KekBotSupreme 82 points ago +82 / -0

The only acceptable answer.

Deus Vult!

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IncredibleMrE1 59 points ago +59 / -0

We can say it now without being banned by the cannibal pedo Spez!

DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

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RussianBot_23198a 34 points ago +34 / -0

DEUS VULT

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Tom_Brett 25 points ago +25 / -0

GOD WILLS IT. GOD WILLS IT

Let the defenders of Christendom come down on high to smite the Muslim hordes!!!!

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dontCensorMeBro 6 points ago +6 / -0

remove kebab

DEUS VULT

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PropagandaWizard1984 16 points ago +16 / -0

Let freedom ring fren! God wills it!

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ripley88 9 points ago +9 / -0

Spez is a cannibal?!? Like Reza Aslan?!?

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slangin_paint 7 points ago +7 / -0

Worse. Reza just did it once for his show. I think spez was the mod for r/cannibalism or something like that

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ripley88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dats fuk'd

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Ghostof_PatrickHenry 0 points ago +1 / -1

Does it come in black?

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meals23 26 points ago +26 / -0
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ginpunk 9 points ago +9 / -0

Trump has big hands. Real bigly!

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KAGMAGIC2020 24 points ago +24 / -0

BTW guys, fighting in knight armor is a thing and a sport. Its so badass as fuck. Check it out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhF1i23vwps

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Sweetpede 24 points ago +24 / -0

European history is part of our cultural heritage. My ancestors were all from Europe.

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AnyDad 1 point ago +6 / -5

It is. But remember we share a common ancestor, we have almost nothing in common with current EU rats. They are like the chimps or at best great apes we also have a common ancestor with. But chimp and apes actually a stronger group that doesn’t require the govt to protect them by taking away weapons, freedom, and choice to allow oligarchs to profit off the little monkeys. Those silly monkeys. I’m not sure which group I’m talking about now.

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Musrum 2 points ago +6 / -4

This sort of comment does nothing to help anyone, it does though massage your ego. Get a passport and travel more. There are a ton of DJT supporters in Europe and this sort of opinion does nothing but alienate them.

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AnyDad 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have traveled Italy, France, Greece, and the UK. And this is tongue in cheek and a bit of hyperbolic story telling. I love spending time there, santorini is my favorite place in the world to vacation seconded by Paris. I just don’t agree with the Bill of Goods mentality.

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11Bignveiny -2 points ago +5 / -7

Big whoop. Even if there are Euro Trump supporters, why should Americans care if we hurt their feelings? 1) You don’t vote in our elections, and 2) Our Founding Fathers wanted our novus ordum seclorum to have nothing to do with the Old World

u/AnyDad’s analogy is accurate; we may be descended from a common lineage, but Americans and Europeans diverged long ago. Europe has had a century of continual retardation that many Americans want nothing to do with. If you can’t take someone’s observation on here without getting butthurt, then go Eurofag somewhere else

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Musrum 3 points ago +7 / -4

As I said, GET A PASSPORT, travel, chat to others outside your insular boundaries. When I arrived in New York back in 88 I did so by boat as is traditional. I'm only pointing out that there is far more support for POTUS in the EU than the MSM would begin to publicize and comments such as above don't help anyone even remotely.

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Billy-the-Squid 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe next time don't get involved when the Nationalists rise then? You're either involved or your not. Thankfully Trump seems to be a populist, a nationalist and doesn't want to destabilize counties while using the US military as cannon fodder, the man is a God send.

The US blundered in WW2 by declaring war on Nazi Germany and supporting the USSR both militarily and financially through lend lease; Christ on a bike FDR referred to Stalin as "Uncle Joe" a man that murdered anywhere between 10-40 million people in the gulags, mass starvations and executions in the 20 odd years he was in power.

Patton himself said, we defeated the wrong enemy. I have no love for the Nazis, but compared to the Commie scum, I'll support the nationalists any day. Frankly we're still dealing with the fallout from WW2 & the Cold War given the USSR managed to spread it's evil ideology and the intellectual "elite" are largely Marxist sympathizers, and were so back in the 1930s as well.

Maybe remember that next time, your leadership has been complicit in the current mess, the problems in Europe have as much to do with the USSR as it does with the US's involvement after WW2.

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American-stormcloak 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's ok. Guns are our culture. So we celebrate body armor and lead! And technically, we put plates in our body armor. Sooooo, in a way, we do have armor culture, lol.

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American-stormcloak 11 points ago +11 / -0

I wonder what getting hit with a 20lb mace feels like while wearing armor. My opponent shall find out.

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Regnad_2720 2 points ago +2 / -0

It leaves a bruise. A big purple bruise.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

A mace would focus the force on a small enough area to damage the armor. A warhammer moreso.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I take exception to that "not many serious injuries" bit. Me and my warhammer would destroy all that armor. I would need armor of my own to stand up to the swords though.

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0x00 6 points ago +6 / -0

that's where the old west comes in lol

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, by the time America became a country that sort of armor was kinda obsolete, so why have it. But we certainly did ok for ourselves in the shooty things department. Plus, knights --> nobility...nah; I like the fact that we're pretty damn lethal peasants/commoners myself. Kentucky/Pennsylvania long rifle baby! We reach out and touch ya.

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American-stormcloak 14 points ago +14 / -0

Then I shall join the ranks and bring glory to the crusaders once more!

DEUS VULT!

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American-stormcloak 7 points ago +7 / -0

DEUS VULT!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

When can we start Deus vulting?

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soon...vedy soon...

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dontCensorMeBro 3 points ago +3 / -0

DEUS VULT!

great video

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Pedeberrycrunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Holy crap. How do we get this to become a national sport here in the states?!

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KAGMAGIC2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

The US has a team

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're not talking about fencing? Full scale combat? I'd love to see the rules ...

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painfullylogical 5 points ago +5 / -0

thanks. going on my watch list with the m1 global videos

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American-stormcloak 5 points ago +6 / -1

That. Is. Fucking. Amazing. This needs to be an Olympic sport. And we need a league here in the U.S.

ALSO, did you notice the no smoking sign, lol. You can get smacked in the head with a fucking 40 pound Pike but don't smoke, lol.

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Ravenant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Safety first.

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Vetinari 4 points ago +4 / -0

Deus Vult!

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Sigma 71 points ago +71 / -0

What i really want is a good woman to sheathe my sword and polish my shield after i come home from a long day of slaying commies.

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Sigma 19 points ago +19 / -0

What’s a tinder?

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 29 points ago +29 / -0

Small bits of flammable material you use to start fires with.

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American-stormcloak 7 points ago +7 / -0

"like, with some sticks"?-- Hillary Clinton

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M8kMdlErthGr8Again 12 points ago +12 / -0

Could be. If you bundle it together you could call it a faggot.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

We can bundle the Clintons together? I'd even be ok with not calling them faggots - provided they're dropped from the helicopter high enough

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SamHydeArsonist 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's like grindr, except more hetero.

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Silencemennow 9 points ago +9 / -0

so fewer bundles of sticks?

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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +14 / -1

Does such a woman exist? I'd put a ring on her in a heartbeat.

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Silencemennow 10 points ago +10 / -0

does this mythical beast have sisters?

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Regnad_2720 7 points ago +7 / -0

"forthwith"

The correct phrasing is "...put a ring on her forthwith"

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VelveetaJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dilly dilly

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we need some Thous and thusses.

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Ravenant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thou knave, how dare thee damn the lady with such faint praise! A more fitting response to such as she wouldst be.

Aye! I will hie myself forwith to the Lady's chambers and therein I shall declare my love and cry my vow unto the almighty that until my last breath flee this mortal coil and my soul fly hence to the place which gave it birth, I would in all honor and respect serve her as she serve me.

Or, you know. Stuff and junk.

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. Although, and only speaking for myself and my own family, we'd like to have our own weapons; my kids (most of whom were of the female persuasion) used to love playing combatives/paintball in the backyard.
Alas, my daughters have not had an easy time of it in the dating game. They seem to scare men off..one did finally get married though. Nice guy, former MARSOC.

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HeIsVigo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Have you tried a mail order Lusty Argonian Maid?

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

[hordes copies of book in Whiterun chest]

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh do tell! Shall we? Surely

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dave Chappelle had a skit about unsheath my sword, back when he was funny. Of course that means YT scrubbed it.

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American-stormcloak 48 points ago +48 / -0

I want a set of crusader armor. Shits expensive though for the real plated metal gauntlets, grieves, helmet, shield, sword, plated boots, the under armor chain mail, and the chain mail that goes under your helmet. But man, would that be cool AF to have and wear around. I would drive around in it and go into stores. They DID say wear PPE right? Doesn't get any safer than a holy crusader's armor!

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DontGiveUp [S] 21 points ago +21 / -0

🤣 I was actually on ebay looking for good crusader wear rn.

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American-stormcloak 10 points ago +10 / -0

I found some on a website that was hand crafted. It looked amazing. It comes from Poland? Hungary? Somewhere like that over In Europe. You can buy each piece. The quality was top notch too ( seemed so at least ).

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SimPilot 7 points ago +7 / -0

Probably will set you back by $5K

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American-stormcloak 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't do a price count because to get the whole outfit is alotta pieces. But I'm sure it would definitely be more. As I said, it was ALL hand crafted ( at least that's what the site said ). If I remember correctly, the damn long sword was about $1k itself. But it was a vision of beauty. A true masterpiece. Real steel. Not a costume or plastic. I would LOVE to have a set.

Edit: now I'm going to have to go back and find it again and do a price count. Wanna see just how much it would be.

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Ronald_Dregan 6 points ago +6 / -0

my kind of prepper right here. ha

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Silencemennow 6 points ago +6 / -0

there's a reason these dudes were feared. They weren't larping in fake body armor.

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American-stormcloak 3 points ago +3 / -0

For sure. And they had the armor back when it was a common trade and had skilled Craftsman that had the know-how to make the armor sturdy and yet maneuverable. A lost trade for sure. Though I guess not many people have uses for steel armor anymore.

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Silencemennow 5 points ago +5 / -0

the savages still try stabbings on key targets. Mail up or rock antistab. The canon fodder still exist and want to take down the best for their masters for cookies in the afterlife.

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American-stormcloak 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well then my friend

IT'S TIME FOR A FUCKING CRUSADE

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Silencemennow 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ask yourself "how deep does a dentist need to drill to remove the rot" and then look at the map of Europe.

How big of a drill does he need at this point if the root has been rotten for centuries?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Let's concentrate on the Soros AGs, DAs, Fed owners, Governors, MSM, school board, administrator and academia cucks,

and not worry about Europe or Jerusalem.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Vikings kicked their ass on the regular. Grew up for war, not much different than Spartans. A classic case of speed beats power, accuracy beats strength. You do need a weapon capable of destroying the armour though ...

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American-stormcloak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or get the whole outfit and modernize it with body armor! Holy crusader tunic with body armor and rifles!

Modern problems require modern solutions.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Plates are all back ordered. Is Kevlar available?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

I found some, but it looks to all be costume LARP stuff. Even just the gauntlets and mail would be great; add gas mask and helmet with plate.

A sword is probably illegal most places?

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American-stormcloak 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yea, to get the good stuff would probably cost a right pretty penny. An AR with optics and a foregrip should fill in nicely for a long sword though!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Real handmade armor linked in thread! Made in EU though. You can get titanium gloves 2 mm thick. The little round shield (buckler?) would be great for blocking bricks and better than brass knuckles, too. They do have mail but I didn't see a piece that goes over your head and stops below neck and shoulders. You can custom order anything.

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Meme_Too 16 points ago +16 / -0

No men--unless they're Marxists.

No whites--unless they're Marxists.

No Christians--unless they're Marxists (ala Liberation Theologists)

Black Lives Matter--unless they're not Marxists.

Do you see a pattern?

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Sure do. The only good Marxist is a dead Marxist. Deus vult!

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PaigeAshley 27 points ago +27 / -0

Amen!!!!!!!!!

Guys, stay masculine! PLEASE!!!

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MAGA-Lo-MANIAC 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hell, as a woman I would never wear that shit..much less a man.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer -2 points ago +2 / -4

You're awfully close to Crusading distance to be talking such smack, lol

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MAGA-Lo-MANIAC 3 points ago +3 / -0

Haha, just to be clear..I do mean the ensemble on the left.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Lol. My ideal isn't what's on the right, either; although it comes a lot closer Upthread there's a link to handmade quality mideival armor. Some of it could be really practical when anqueefa comes to town.

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Sunsetmal 17 points ago +18 / -1

Also booze. Don't fucking forget the booze. If I'm going to clean out the scum of the earth I don't want to be sober

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JarretGax 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well good news! Since Trump doesn't drink, that means more for us!

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WestPalm 8 points ago +8 / -0

I am the liquor.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

How much of the injustice done by the Crusaders was done in the pursuit of, or aftermath of, alcohol?

Just some perspective. Although the Pilgrims had traveled more than halfway across the ocean and turned back because they ran out of beer. Not exactly how one pictures the Pilgrims.

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Wrexxis780 17 points ago +17 / -0

Add a AR-15 to the image on the right and we will have the meme truly correct.

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Archmagnus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Add a kalach instead

slav pride worldwide

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LanaForge 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'm partial to a great horned helm and a morning star meself.

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JarretGax 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's the in spring fashion set I believe .

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American-stormcloak 8 points ago +8 / -0

[Nods in Dragonborn]

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KekBotSupreme 13 points ago +13 / -0

Deus Vult!

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LonelyLadypedeSF_CA 13 points ago +14 / -1

Chainmail and tunics are so sexy!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Forsooth! And forthwith ...

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MechaCornpop 12 points ago +12 / -0

Based. Fuck hipsters, fuck Muslims.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +3 / -1

Deus vult!

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Ronald_Dregan 12 points ago +12 / -0

Crusader Inc.

Just Slay It!

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ThirteenPercenter 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, the picture on the left pales on comparison to the latest Gucci for men outfits: https://www.gucci.com/us/en/lo/runway/men/fall-winter-2020-runway/look-30-p-FW20_FSMLook030US

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J3N93W 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now I have to go dig my eyeballs out with a grapefruit spoon.

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usdodsgssog 5 points ago +5 / -0

😱

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Sixty2ndAssassin 3 points ago +3 / -0

$155 socks?!? I could get 31 3-packs for that price and be set for life!

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JerryJerryJerry 3 points ago +3 / -0

Best laugh I've had all day, thanks. Now tell me how you made it look like I was on a real site.

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Johnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

ha, yes, I'm too old to overdo fashion. The original picture looks more or less wearable. i like the crusader outfit much more than what you showed.

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ragtimesongs 9 points ago +9 / -0

DEUS

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MyUsername 9 points ago +9 / -0

Deus Vult!

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MadMaxUSMC 9 points ago +9 / -0

You'd just about have to kill me to get me to wear something like that. Somebody get that dude a steak and a gym membership.

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Icanteven 8 points ago +8 / -0

I just want a god damn belt fed machine gun and a federal grant for my ammo. Is that too much to ask??

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

License to kill. Coming to all theaters in early November. Although grenades are even better for crowd control than belt fed.

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RogueLeaderX 8 points ago +8 / -0

1000 years ago, fashion reached its zenith!

Who knew?

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hulda824 3 points ago +3 / -0

i'm gonna be ill.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Kill it with fire!

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RWS400 8 points ago +8 / -0

Got you covered

https://steel-mastery.com/

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hulda824 2 points ago +2 / -0

RWS, Great site. Thanks!

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DontGiveUp [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nice! I loved the Idunn style Viking clothing for girls. It's pretty cool.

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ChicomUberAlles 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the gambeson will make a comeback in the old world. So many violent knives in there.

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LionTed 7 points ago +7 / -0

Had a trip to Europe once with Fashion TV as one of the channels in the hotel room. I guess everyone already knows this, but I can confirm that bizarre shit goes down those runways.

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Buff_cousin_Elroy 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol I take solace in knowing if it actually pops off, my adversaries are comprised mainly of wimpy fags like the soyboy bitch shown here. Deus Vult!

Keep America Great - Guns, muscle, and red meat.

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DontGiveUp [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Full disclosure. I got this from the Reclaim the Holy Land sub.

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jennyfrutex 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bring back 1940's fashion: when men were handsome and masculine, and women celebrated our femininity.

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 5 points ago +5 / -0

DEUS VULT

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NorCal2Ayyy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based pinoy

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FILIPINOSFORTRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

I LIKE GUCCI, LV AND PRADA BUT FOR MY MOM, MY WIFE AND MY SISTER.LOL!

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

Chain mail is for edged weapons. Underneath plate armor.

Modern armor plates arw superior, as long as it gets hit

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Mother_of_gains 5 points ago +5 / -0

Deus Vult

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WestPalm 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's true! Ask anyone!

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Gadsden 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wear my templar outfit to work for Halloween.

Empowering.

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American-stormcloak 5 points ago +5 / -0

[nods with approval in crusader]

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Redpill-notCommieRed 4 points ago +5 / -1

Or some beskar mandalorian bounty hunter armor

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EthnoBiowarfareVirus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't think there is much new fashion going on anymore. No fashion shows. The trends from Springtime are being unloaded at bargain prices, department stores are going under, and people spend more time at home where they don't care about fashion. Office workers aren't buying suits or ties or shoes since they meet online.

This, too, is actually kind of a positive. Fashion has been getting more and more ridiculous in recent years. Distressed jeans, ugly ass graphic tees, bizarre looking outfits selling for way too much money.

Just like Hollywood, and other things too, it was all too much. The liberal world has mostly come crashing down.

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Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

hollywood is its own beast.

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fusreedah 4 points ago +4 / -0

As I get older, I seem to be pulling younger and hotter women all the time, and I'm pretty sure it's just because I'm not a noodle-armed pussy in skinny jeans. I probably never would have been considered particularly masculine, but now I'm in like top 2% just because the men are all becoming androgynous feminist children that women are taught to think they want. But as soon as they come across an actual male they get wet as October.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Go go gadget armor!

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LOLFuckReddit 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t know what this has to do with MAGA but I now want to protest in this outfit.

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American-stormcloak 2 points ago +2 / -0

That outfit IS MAGA.

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Clavis 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lmao

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JesusisKing 3 points ago +3 / -0

FREE CONSTANTINOPLE

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Pepbrandt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Devo vs Deus Vult!

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Xenovista 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Left is so overtly Satanic that I've officially reconverted back to Christianity.

DEUS VULT!

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PN_OShea 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can confirm.

Chain mail is suitable for day or evening wear.

Would wear... Tomorrow.... With Fire and Sword.

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BasteSpuds 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wanna teutonic and chill?

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KnightsofReee 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't see the face of the guy on the right but he's hot nevertheless.

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe you’d get your ass kicked for wearing something like that.

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AenAllAin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like I can hear the sound of that guy on the left's footsteps going "cuck-ity cuck" as he walks...

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 0 points ago +1 / -1

You don't wear clothes with holes? Be ye holy, as I am holy

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DontGiveUp [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Und ihre schwerter blinken!

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make mine full Milanese plate...

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America_No_1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Praise the sun!