Thou knave, how dare thee damn the lady with such faint praise! A more fitting response to such as she wouldst be.
Aye! I will hie myself forwith to the Lady's chambers and therein I shall declare my love and cry my vow unto the almighty that until my last breath flee this mortal coil and my soul fly hence to the place which gave it birth, I would in all honor and respect serve her as she serve me.
Yes. Although, and only speaking for myself and my own family, we'd like to have our own weapons; my kids (most of whom were of the female persuasion) used to love playing combatives/paintball in the backyard.
Alas, my daughters have not had an easy time of it in the dating game. They seem to scare men off..one did finally get married though. Nice guy, former MARSOC.
What i really want is a good woman to sheathe my sword and polish my shield after i come home from a long day of slaying commies.
What’s a tinder?
Small bits of flammable material you use to start fires with.
"like, with some sticks"?-- Hillary Clinton
It's like grindr, except more hetero.
so fewer bundles of sticks?
Does such a woman exist? I'd put a ring on her in a heartbeat.
does this mythical beast have sisters?
"forthwith"
The correct phrasing is "...put a ring on her forthwith"
Dilly dilly
I think we need some Thous and thusses.
Thou knave, how dare thee damn the lady with such faint praise! A more fitting response to such as she wouldst be.
Aye! I will hie myself forwith to the Lady's chambers and therein I shall declare my love and cry my vow unto the almighty that until my last breath flee this mortal coil and my soul fly hence to the place which gave it birth, I would in all honor and respect serve her as she serve me.
Or, you know. Stuff and junk.
Yes. Although, and only speaking for myself and my own family, we'd like to have our own weapons; my kids (most of whom were of the female persuasion) used to love playing combatives/paintball in the backyard.
Alas, my daughters have not had an easy time of it in the dating game. They seem to scare men off..one did finally get married though. Nice guy, former MARSOC.
Have you tried a mail order Lusty Argonian Maid?
[hordes copies of book in Whiterun chest]
Oh do tell! Shall we? Surely
Dave Chappelle had a skit about unsheath my sword, back when he was funny. Of course that means YT scrubbed it.