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It's true (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by DontGiveUp ago by DontGiveUp +4877 / -0
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IncredibleMrE1 13 points ago +14 / -1

Does such a woman exist? I'd put a ring on her in a heartbeat.

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Silencemennow 10 points ago +10 / -0

does this mythical beast have sisters?

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Regnad_2720 7 points ago +7 / -0

"forthwith"

The correct phrasing is "...put a ring on her forthwith"

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VelveetaJohnson 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dilly dilly

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we need some Thous and thusses.

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Ravenant 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thou knave, how dare thee damn the lady with such faint praise! A more fitting response to such as she wouldst be.

Aye! I will hie myself forwith to the Lady's chambers and therein I shall declare my love and cry my vow unto the almighty that until my last breath flee this mortal coil and my soul fly hence to the place which gave it birth, I would in all honor and respect serve her as she serve me.

Or, you know. Stuff and junk.

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operator1214 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes. Although, and only speaking for myself and my own family, we'd like to have our own weapons; my kids (most of whom were of the female persuasion) used to love playing combatives/paintball in the backyard.
Alas, my daughters have not had an easy time of it in the dating game. They seem to scare men off..one did finally get married though. Nice guy, former MARSOC.