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rambles_off_topic 78 points ago +85 / -7

Saudi Arabian pede here, this amounts to censorship. You would not believe how much censorship has been going on during the Olympics. Take the women's synchronized swimming for example. I came home from work to watch it on TV, but as soon as I turn on the TV, I realize that the satellite dish is acting up. This is usually normal when it is raining or windy, but it was neither that day. One day we had a sandstorm and that knocked the satellite out for a while, too. That sucked because I left my window open and when the sandstorm hit, it got sand all over all of my shit. I had to take my bedsheets to the laundromat because that shit would NOT come out. I didn't have any coins for the machine either and they wouldn't make change, so I had to go buy a slice of kalkalash just to break a denar. Fucking bullshit. I don't even like kalkalash.

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SAW2TH 30 points ago +31 / -1

User name checks out.

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Quietam_Unum 3 points ago +3 / -0

User name checks out.

Would also work as "Grandpa Simpson"

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SAW2TH 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or Joe Biden.

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or Joe Biden.

Ah, good old Grandpa Badfinger (h/t Kurt Schlichter)

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Glentennis 2 points ago +2 / -0

Really disappointed that i read it 3 times over trying to figure out "what the fuck is going on with this post"?

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SAW2TH 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check out his user name.

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Husky 23 points ago +24 / -1

Fucking every time

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FragrantDude 11 points ago +12 / -1

Lol gets me every time too. I love that we have our own "Mankind"-type poster here at TDW.

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RandomUzer 3 points ago +4 / -1

no kidding.... gets me every time...

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ProphetOfKek 11 points ago +11 / -0

The novelty accounts are leaking!!!

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deleted 8 points ago +9 / -1
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2SmoothGQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

You get me every time!

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xdrunkagainx 48 points ago +48 / -0

20% off for every review accusing us of racism

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is the way. I will only patronize businesses that Yelp labels racist.

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latsbruh 41 points ago +41 / -0

"when a business gains attention for being run by JEWS, we will place a nice yellow star in their window, isnt that nice? a pretty star? Also we will give them FREE tattoos!" -yelpstapo

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womp-womp-twice 9 points ago +9 / -0

yelpstapo

word creation checks out

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Socialismsuckz 27 points ago +27 / -0

This is just weird. Anyone who really got racist behavior would have already given a bad review. This is totally going to be abused by many people.

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AngeredKabar 21 points ago +21 / -0

Create equality by going down the list and flagging every business as racist.

Then sit back and watch the largest class action lawsuit in history take place.

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Foreign_Aid_is_Theft 13 points ago +13 / -0

Can you imagine? IANAL but seems like a slam dunk libel case here. So you are going to permanently brand and scar a business as racist because of one random online reviewer/person/communitycollegejournalist?

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r4ptur3 13 points ago +13 / -0

Remember that the Nazi’s branded Jewish-owned businesses in the beginning, before they forcefully closed and “confiscated” all their shit.

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AnomalusCitizen7375 3 points ago +4 / -1

IANAL

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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leijae 15 points ago +15 / -0

the digital star

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Kilroy 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sounds like a great way to get sued into oblivion. I'm hoping there's some lawyers gearing up already.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 11 points ago +11 / -0

The waitress delivered my steak medium well and I asked for it medium rare. It's because they're racists! 0/5 stars

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Beat_to_Quarters 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe Yelp can put a symbol next to the restaurant to let everyone know how evil they are. Maybe even force the restaurant to put a notice in their window to display it publicly.

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HistoryInvestigator 5 points ago +5 / -0

You mean like a yellow star so people know who to watch out for? I can't believe nobody ever thought of that one yet, brilliant!

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DiddleMeTimbers 18 points ago +18 / -0

Or we could not give a fuck about being called rayciss and fight back.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOL.

We will never be exterminated. These people are living in fantasy land. You've all forgotten who we are.

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Icanteven 6 points ago +6 / -0

because that "feature" isn't going to be abused AT ALL

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

They know exactly what they are doing.

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dhamm6500 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yelp! account status: closed.

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JoeandHunterBiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm joe biden and you're racist if you do not approve of this message...

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BillGateCanSuckIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Since yelp will be dead soon, what are good alternatives?

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fthecoup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not giving cash to Democrats/Antifa/BLM is racist behavior that will get a business reported.

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mwl1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Delete your Yelp account, even if you're not using it.

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rosie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does that mean if they won't serve Trump supporters, police, etc., we can flag them?

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hashtag6zer0s 3 points ago +3 / -0

Business Accused of...

So much for innocent until proven guilty.

Who are the Nazis again?

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Horkers4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kinda want to just start labeling every business in a lefty city racist until they ban my account.

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Epicsoundwaves 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even bankruptcy won't keep them from calling me every damn week.

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goat_nebula 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol this will go over well. I’ve seen joggers on facebook claim restaurants were racist because they saw police eating lunch there...

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BitcoinTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deleted their stupid app from my phone

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redstampede 3 points ago +3 / -0

The way BLM has been terrorizing and targeting businesses, I think this is also grounds to sue Yelp for incitement.

Screw class action. Let everyone sue them individually.

I almost forgot, this is another 230 breach. Reviewers crying racism is their own business, but Yelp adding the flag makes them a publisher.

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DefaultFreedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is Yelp still a thing?

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tocar 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do you want to bet that the lock down led to fewer reviews being put in their service, and this is just a publicity stunt to get headlines and become relevant again. Get woke, go broke.

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

not impossible, won't go the way they hope

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chahn1138 3 points ago +3 / -0

FINALLY, we have a specific example of racism!

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MDKS3 2 points ago +2 / -0

So what I heard was everyone here get a Yelp and report yelp to yelp as racist.....

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TwinBee 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure someone already said this but let's just report racism at woke businesses

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TomPain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any business that gets this scarlet letter will get my business. Fuck Yelp

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thedaynos 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was in Prague for a week last year for work and I was yelping places to hang out. I saw all the 1 star reviews and I knew I had to go.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/harleys-bar-praha

If you're ever in Prague, hit up harley's it's awesome.

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PabloEscobeer 2 points ago +2 / -0

With so much oversight and bureaucracy at these large companies, you’d think there would be one smart person on the digital marketing team to oversee social media and push back on the 22 year old liberal with a hangover trying to push this crap. You’re telling me there isn’t one guy who would have seen how this could backfire?

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HistoryInvestigator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yelp's logo looks like a puckered asshole.

And will their logo being used to accuse of racism be the new yellow star?

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darthmatt005 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don't see how this could ever be abused.

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we search for them, so we know where to go?

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LeroyJenkins 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can I see a list of all the racist businesses in my town?

.... asking for a friend

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Flptplt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Could a minority owned business ever be labelled racist for anti white stuff? Probably not. They'd have to be on video screaming about murdering white people, and they'd still have lots of defenders. All "anti racism" stuff is anti white.

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IM_A_TRIVIAL_PURSUIT 1 point ago +1 / -0

BLM IS A RACIST BUSINESS.