Kek, best comment I've read today, and for some reason it seems so accurate. I'm not sure what a super freaky cuck is like, but I think its this thing.

Wife's bull: Stop crying in the corner you little bitch, and take that thumb out of your mouth, and make me something to eat. And if I see one more mayonnaise sandwich, that thumb won't be going in your mouth next time Little Jack in the corner.