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IAmTheSenate 121 points ago +121 / -0

Chinese trolls looked disgusting - redirects protruding - in their fake accounts on The Donald. Very very disrespectful

(Parody of this magnificent tweet

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zabbers 54 points ago +54 / -0

Xi is a nasty, nasty woman.

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

George Kirby is looking strange these days.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haha remember when a shitty pornstar overdosed on heroin? What a limp dick faggot, he was.

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ObackBarama 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dude right below that was a recipe for mashed potato bacon bombs.

🤤

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ObackBarama 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same! Lol already started cooking for tonight.... but tomorrow.... tomorrow there will be bacon bombs

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Barack-Obama2 13 points ago +14 / -1

Dammit!!! My one inch cock instantly got rock hard when I saw the title. You fucking liars!!! Nobody here is a fag like me and I'm sick of it!!!

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WeirdoSlayer 12 points ago +12 / -0

what about (((this tweet))) lmfao

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OldsmobileRocket 1 point ago +1 / -0

Based

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BarneyFrank 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey! I was wearing a suit but I dropped a burrito on it! I had to quickly throw a jumper from my car over my...nipples.

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wumao 77 points ago +78 / -1

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Liberty_Prime 22 points ago +22 / -0

I approve this message!

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JiubUnbound 18 points ago +18 / -0

The Liberty Prime bot is one of the few things I miss about reddit.

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wumao 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mods should do it here honestly

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Dustin_Turdeau 9 points ago +9 / -0

T_D had the best bots folks.

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Amaroq64 5 points ago +5 / -0

u/WallBot GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK

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WallBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 170870 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 24.06619718310% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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RyanT282 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good bot.

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WallBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 170871 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 24.06633802817% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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FormerGraveheart 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if this post should be in the sidebar, so that it's always there, kicking them off.

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Censorship_Sucks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Propagandists aren’t held to the same rules as the people. They’re allowed to visit sites that go against CCP rules. In fact, they have no reason to visit sites that comply.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

START LINKING THE MAP OF chyna BEING LAND RULED BY TAIWAN.

I will spez and link an imgur if need be, but yknow. Unless someone is going to actually fuck with the Chinese, I'm not wasting time drinking beer.

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Wankerton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker!

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ProdigalPlaneswalker 44 points ago +45 / -1

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MAGAPlenty 13 points ago +13 / -0

WHaT R u A jUnK!3?

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WeirdoSlayer 10 points ago +10 / -0

c0mE OuAn, MaN!

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WeirdoSlayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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TheBubba 30 points ago +30 / -0

Taiwan is a country

Hong Kong #1

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TrumpsThrowaway 13 points ago +13 / -0

Also, don’t forget China is asshoe

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Neonentity 5 points ago +5 / -0

And DNC=CCP

Same asshoes

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WestPalm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Suppries*

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muy_libre 5 points ago +5 / -0

...mothafucka

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 22 points ago +23 / -1

KEK

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muy_libre 8 points ago +8 / -0

My sides have gone nuclear

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RyanT282 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alert the Space Force!

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JoinTheDiscussion 13 points ago +14 / -1

What are the DNS names used so I can ad them to my pihole?

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WestPalm 3 points ago +4 / -1

Greetings fellow nerd

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WestPalm 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm just a power user and hobbyist programmer.

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RockyMin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Prease Crick, LMAO hahahaha

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KaliyugaNavigator 1 point ago +1 / -0

Almost choked on my gracamoree

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masshole3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Long Duck Dong?

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The_Juzzo 6 points ago +7 / -1

I dont get it.

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The_Juzzo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ahh

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unsquishable 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ne'er-do-wells posting redirect links in New concealing ransomware.

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The_Juzzo 7 points ago +7 / -0

I get it now, lol

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

fast-redirect is one of the links the commies keep spamming with new accounts on TD

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zerosmokescreen 6 points ago +6 / -0

MODS

MODDDS

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WestPalm 4 points ago +4 / -0

MUUUUUHDICK

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HolaPendejos 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michael?

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zerosmokescreen 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone cracked the algorithm AND got stickied! What are we paying you for??

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FluffiPuff 5 points ago +5 / -0

AT LAST

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Tenspot20 4 points ago +4 / -0

My God, I had no idea his penis was so large!

Presidential Packing!

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MooseKnukl3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Flied lice

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Sodium_miner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m glad I don’t look like Winnie the 💩. 😂

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

So their next 'genius' plan is to 'humilate' Trump with nude or appearing nude photos?

Did someone tell these people Melania posed nude for magazines before?

I'm 90% sure Trump doesn't give one flying fuck about how he looks naked. :/

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Donarudo Toranpu numbah 1!

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MagaHippie88 2 points ago +2 / -0

Blahaha.. Nice.. still waiting on this... us lady pedes wanna wanna sees :) <3 MAGA2020

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Beat_to_Quarters 2 points ago +2 / -0

Schiff would have clicked the link.

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nomoreprinkles 1 point ago +1 / -0

4 out of 5 pooh bears have a rumbly in their honeybear tumbly for fast redirect

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Salty_Samurai 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read that in an overly excited Chinese accent.

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July_1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lmfaoooooo

Preaaaase.

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Theravenswillstarve 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lonely Donald Trumps in your area wants to meet you click here.

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Eatinglue 1 point ago +1 / -0

Im gonna need some context on this one.

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PepesCovfefe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone explain this meme to me? I’m lost.

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1standboobs 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd view them. No homo, but I bet he's packing a big old freedom dong.

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stormdraintrooper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry, but I always thought the Illma Gore nude Donald Trump was hilarious, even though she meant it as anti-Trump. I'm just not a body shamer. Hell. Looks better than I do sans attire.

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Iseekekpeople 1 point ago +1 / -0

The close-ups will take longer to load, please be patient.