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I have nothing to say... (media.patriots.win)
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MAGAMatt 234 points ago +236 / -2

Next debate moderator will probably be Lisa Page.

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Silencemennow 116 points ago +116 / -0

Hillary Clinton

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lefty295 62 points ago +62 / -0

Literally would not surprise me at this point.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 12 points ago +12 / -0

In a show of racial and social justice we will be letting an undocumented Latinx voter moderate the next debate, give it up for Hilaritá Clintoná

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MikesBigJockstrap 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wouldn't be the first time she's had the questions beforehand.

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DCdeplorable 40 points ago +40 / -0

I want Tucker. So he can sit there and make Tucker face at every lie a democrat tells him

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BuSpocky 19 points ago +19 / -0

Kek Tuckerface

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seejayem 16 points ago +16 / -0

I want Alex Jones. Imagine him pounding the table and doing his impressions. I would die of laughter in the first 5 minutes.

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pmurTJdlanoD 10 points ago +10 / -0

“Vice President Biden,

BILL

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magajew 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah Alex Jones bulldozes through any convo. He doesnt like letting other people talk more than he likes talking himself. He wouldnt make a good debate moderator.

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

lol. Camera on Joe claiming he won't ban fracking. cut to mouth-open tuckerface Camera back on Joe now talking about making mash whiskey in golden barrels in 'nam. cut back to tuckerface

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Sexual-Assault-Rifle 10 points ago +11 / -1

Her and her lover Strzok...

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Libertas_Vel_Mors 7 points ago +7 / -0

Jerry Nadler - and odds are perfect he'll have the shits during the debate.

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WuhunFastFoodCourt 4 points ago +4 / -0

So.... between Biden and Nadler you'd have a pretty good contender vs Blazing Saddles' campfire scene.