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Charles1525 21 points ago +21 / -0

First of all ,I ᴀᴍ ꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ Fʟᴏʀɪᴅᴀ, but I am one of those in your face anti maskers, I am calm and collect but when confronted by the mask police I go bat shit crazy in under 2.9 seconds. I have found an easier way, I hold the phone to my ear and pretend to be having a conversation while avoiding eye contact with the door bouncer, so far, 2 attempts, it has worked.

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The_Almighty_Kek 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn maybe that's why I haven't gotten any trouble from anyone. I usually have my Ray-Bans on the whole time I'm in the stores.