2115 Stop texting me. When will they learn? (media.patriots.win) posted 187 days ago by Boijoina 187 days ago by Boijoina +2115 / -0 85 comments share 85 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (85) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 181 ▼ – KilroyJCNJ 181 points 187 days ago +181 / -0 Last line is PERFECTION!!!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 62 ▼ – Barack-Obama2 62 points 187 days ago +62 / -0 LMFAO permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 31 ▼ – FreeBased1 31 points 187 days ago +31 / -0 OP this is PERFECT!!! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 48 ▼ – Fabius 48 points 187 days ago +48 / -0 I lol'd. That last line was comedy gold. Perfect delivery after the rest of it. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – Loiuzein 16 points 187 days ago +16 / -0 Friggin 4 20 too permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 9 ▼ – end_of_globalism 9 points 187 days ago +9 / -0 2 six paper joints, 2 buckets for liberal tears. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Destineed369 2 points 187 days ago +2 / -0 2 scoops 2 cones 2 terms permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – Butt-or-Face 12 points 187 days ago +12 / -0 Now she definitely thinks you're democrat. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – stormdraintrooper 4 points 187 days ago +4 / -0 gotta hijack top post with this then. sworry not sworry it's history yep. last line is top shelf. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 120 ▼ – DeplorableSadie 120 points 187 days ago +120 / -0 I literally laughed out loud when i read "probably both". That was great! 🤣 permalink save report block reply ▲ 39 ▼ – stonetears4fears 39 points 187 days ago +41 / -2 Me too! My kids came running over to me to see what was so funny. Now they’re getting a lesson in voter fraud and respect for human life. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 76 ▼ – tooanalytical 76 points 187 days ago +77 / -1 probably both My fucking sides pede call me a doctor permalink save report block reply ▲ 16 ▼ – deleted 16 points 187 days ago +16 / -0 ▲ 60 ▼ – E-dantes 60 points 187 days ago +61 / -1 Fuckin KEK.....LMFAO permalink save report block reply ▲ 40 ▼ – punkalicious 40 points 187 days ago +40 / -0 KEK <------------ this one KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 13 ▼ – bearhammer 13 points 187 days ago +13 / -0 I M P R E S S I V E L E N G T H! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 60 ▼ – canadianhere 60 points 187 days ago +60 / -0 When you reply, they realize that the number is active, and they sell your number to other people. permalink save report block reply ▲ 73 ▼ – Boijoina [S] 73 points 187 days ago +73 / -0 Good. Feed the troll. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 32 ▼ – alfredbester 32 points 187 days ago +32 / -0 Epic level work, my friend. I think this may be the best I've seen yet. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – SirSeizureSalad 12 points 187 days ago +13 / -1 Just as long as they can kill the poor, whatever! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Thehoytime 5 points 187 days ago +8 / -3 Right, the poor 😉. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – ThisIsReality 6 points 187 days ago +6 / -0 Yes, as in "poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids". permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Thehoytime 1 point 186 days ago +4 / -3 Yup. Don't forget, we are the racist ones though. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Thehoytime 3 points 187 days ago +6 / -3 Got to pay the troll toll. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 15 ▼ – Miserable_company 15 points 187 days ago +15 / -0 Yes. I tend to reply. And I lead them on. I have fun with it. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – KilroyJCNJ 3 points 187 days ago +4 / -1 Everyone needs a hobby 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍👍 permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 42 ▼ – jamesgallden 42 points 187 days ago +42 / -0 Probably both 😂😂😂 permalink save report block reply ▲ 31 ▼ – deleted 31 points 187 days ago +31 / -0 ▲ 30 ▼ – deleted 30 points 187 days ago +30 / -0 ▲ 25 ▼ – IcculusBased9 25 points 187 days ago +25 / -0 Just burst out laughing at work permalink save report block reply ▲ 20 ▼ – Brandon1776 20 points 187 days ago +20 / -0 I thought my ducks were good. But this is so much better permalink save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – RobertSparks777 19 points 187 days ago +19 / -0 When will they learn? It took them about four years with me. I don't get contacted anymore. Nice convo. permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – deleted 12 points 187 days ago +12 / -0 ▲ 7 ▼ – womp-womp-twice 7 points 187 days ago +7 / -0 this is the way permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – TrollToll 19 points 187 days ago +19 / -0 It can not be overstated how great that last line is lmaoooo permalink save report block reply ▲ 19 ▼ – deleted 19 points 187 days ago +19 / -0 ▲ 18 ▼ – lifeisahologram 18 points 187 days ago +18 / -0 Lmao holy fuck thanks for this! I never get these texts and have dreams of messing with them, so I live vicariously through you pedes! permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – progressives4Trump 10 points 187 days ago +10 / -0 You can sign up permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – deleted 7 points 187 days ago +7 / -0 ▲ 16 ▼ – Dudemanfoo 16 points 187 days ago +16 / -0 MUTHERFUCKER THAT WAS AWESOME!!! permalink save report block reply ▲ 14 ▼ – Gwoz8881 14 points 187 days ago +14 / -0 Kek permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – RichterScale 12 points 187 days ago +12 / -0 This is so epic ahahahahah! permalink save report block reply ▲ 12 ▼ – RedHawk44 12 points 187 days ago +13 / -1 Polly Both LOL permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Winston_Cup_Series 11 points 187 days ago +11 / -0 That’s awesome!!! So subtle yet extremely cynical. I love it! permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – magajew 11 points 187 days ago +11 / -0 This is Grade A Comedy. permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – Hangemh1gh 11 points 187 days ago +11 / -0 Probably both! Dude..... permalink save report block reply ▲ 11 ▼ – mightyclaw 11 points 187 days ago +11 / -0 That last line tho. 😁 permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – HillaryCankles 10 points 187 days ago +10 / -0 You are hysterical! Thanks for the laugh. permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – hectorspector 10 points 187 days ago +10 / -0 Vote early, vote often, and remember republicans vote November 3rd and democrats vote November 4th. permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – progressives4Trump 10 points 187 days ago +10 / -0 This is very amusing. Winky face killed me permalink save report block reply ▲ 10 ▼ – Friar_Pede 10 points 187 days ago +10 / -0 Kek permalink save report block reply ▲ 8 ▼ – HumblePede 8 points 187 days ago +8 / -0 Probably both AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome! permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – bf4truth 7 points 187 days ago +7 / -0 lmao permalink save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – libman 7 points 187 days ago +7 / -0 Someone double-dog-dare me to "probably both" in NJ... 🤪 permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – KilroyJCNJ 1 point 187 days ago +2 / -1 I’ll skip right over the double-dog dare and TRIPLE-DOG DARE YA! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 7 ▼ – Msmisfake 7 points 187 days ago +7 / -0 The ending killed me permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – MetalRiddle 6 points 187 days ago +6 / -0 They keep texting you because you are indistinguishable from the average Democrat voter. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – Boijoina [S] 3 points 187 days ago +3 / -0 They must not be getting any responses and they're fucking desperate. We can only hope. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – Basedkyeng 6 points 187 days ago +6 / -0 Omfg. HAHAHHHAHHHAA permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – deleted 6 points 187 days ago +6 / -0 ▲ 6 ▼ – The_red_hat 6 points 187 days ago +6 / -0 “Probably both” . I spat out my tendies permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – MrTrumpsWildRide 6 points 187 days ago +6 / -0 Good. This is how it is done. It is fun to tell them you vote for Trump, but not productive. Information is power, don't just give it away to your enemy. Lie to them. All warfare is based on deception. permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – shitPostingChamp 5 points 187 days ago +5 / -0 PROBABLY BOTH 🤣🤣 permalink save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Rhayne 5 points 187 days ago +38 / -33 And with this, I have learned a new artform of trolling. Thank you fellow pede. permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – Juzeza 4 points 187 days ago +4 / -0 porque no los dos? permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – UnidentifiedWhiteMan 4 points 187 days ago +4 / -0 last line got me good. LMAO permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – RedReddit 4 points 187 days ago +4 / -0 This post delivered. "Probably both" permalink save report block reply ▲ 4 ▼ – PillarOfWisdom 4 points 187 days ago +4 / -0 LOL!!! I love reading these. These sorts of conversations has to demoralize them. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 187 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 1 ▼ – tdwinner2020 1 point 187 days ago +1 / -0 They still haven't learned not to fuck with the polls after their embarrassing defeat in 2016. FTFY permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – deleted 2 points 186 days ago +2 / -0 ▲ 3 ▼ – Jaqen 3 points 187 days ago +3 / -0 I’m just excited for my dogs, this is the first year they’ve ever been eligible to vote. permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – HeavyVetting 3 points 187 days ago +3 / -0 Kill the poor, brilliant plan. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – BoilingEnema 3 points 187 days ago +3 / -0 Unbelievably based permalink save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – deleted 3 points 187 days ago +3 / -0 ▲ 2 ▼ – ALLHAILKEK 2 points 187 days ago +2 / -0 Jahana is donezo. CT 5 is waking up. Her opponent, the BASED DAVID SULLIVAN is going to sending her packing and will be a great ally to GEOTUS. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Dialectic 2 points 187 days ago +2 / -0 LOL excellent permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – anon31173 2 points 187 days ago +2 / -0 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – FlamingButBased 2 points 187 days ago +2 / -0 LMFAOOOO NOT "PROBABLY BOTH"!!!!!!! 😂 permalink save report block reply
Last line is PERFECTION!!!!!
LMFAO
OP this is PERFECT!!!
I lol'd. That last line was comedy gold. Perfect delivery after the rest of it.
Friggin 4 20 too
2 six paper joints, 2 buckets for liberal tears.
2 scoops 2 cones 2 terms
Now she definitely thinks you're democrat.
gotta hijack top post with this then.
sworry not sworry it's history
yep. last line is top shelf.
I literally laughed out loud when i read "probably both". That was great! 🤣
Me too! My kids came running over to me to see what was so funny. Now they’re getting a lesson in voter fraud and respect for human life.
My fucking sides pede call me a doctor
Fuckin KEK.....LMFAO
KEK <------------ this one
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I M P R E S S I V E L E N G T H!
When you reply, they realize that the number is active, and they sell your number to other people.
Good. Feed the troll.
Epic level work, my friend. I think this may be the best I've seen yet.
Just as long as they can kill the poor, whatever!
Right, the poor 😉.
Yes, as in "poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids".
Yup. Don't forget, we are the racist ones though.
Got to pay the troll toll.
Yes. I tend to reply. And I lead them on. I have fun with it.
Everyone needs a hobby 😂🤣😂🤣👍👍👍👍
Probably both 😂😂😂
Just burst out laughing at work
I thought my ducks were good. But this is so much better
When will they learn? It took them about four years with me. I don't get contacted anymore. Nice convo.
this is the way
It can not be overstated how great that last line is lmaoooo
Lmao holy fuck thanks for this!
I never get these texts and have dreams of messing with them, so I live vicariously through you pedes!
You can sign up
MUTHERFUCKER THAT WAS AWESOME!!!
Kek
This is so epic ahahahahah!
Polly Both LOL
That’s awesome!!! So subtle yet extremely cynical. I love it!
This is Grade A Comedy.
Probably both! Dude.....
That last line tho. 😁
You are hysterical! Thanks for the laugh.
Vote early, vote often, and remember republicans vote November 3rd and democrats vote November 4th.
This is very amusing. Winky face killed me
Kek
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is awesome!
lmao
Someone double-dog-dare me to "probably both" in NJ... 🤪
I’ll skip right over the double-dog dare and TRIPLE-DOG DARE YA!
The ending killed me
They keep texting you because you are indistinguishable from the average Democrat voter.
They must not be getting any responses and they're fucking desperate. We can only hope.
Omfg. HAHAHHHAHHHAA
“Probably both” . I spat out my tendies
Good. This is how it is done. It is fun to tell them you vote for Trump, but not productive. Information is power, don't just give it away to your enemy. Lie to them.
All warfare is based on deception.
PROBABLY BOTH 🤣🤣
And with this, I have learned a new artform of trolling. Thank you fellow pede.
porque no los dos?
last line got me good. LMAO
This post delivered.
"Probably both"
LOL!!! I love reading these. These sorts of conversations has to demoralize them.
They still haven't learned not to fuck with the polls after their embarrassing defeat in 2016.
FTFY
I’m just excited for my dogs, this is the first year they’ve ever been eligible to vote.
Kill the poor, brilliant plan. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owI7DOeO_yg
Unbelievably based
Jahana is donezo. CT 5 is waking up. Her opponent, the BASED DAVID SULLIVAN is going to sending her packing and will be a great ally to GEOTUS.
LOL excellent
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LMFAOOOO NOT "PROBABLY BOTH"!!!!!!! 😂