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JudicialDredd 59 points ago +61 / -2

Hitler was the original 1 star reviewer.

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TychoDurandal 31 points ago +32 / -1

“Jews!! Jews everywhere!! Good Lord! I went in for a sandwich and they kept offering me a high interest loan on a used Jetski. If I could give this place negative yellow stars, I would ”

-DolfyDawg420

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ProphetOfKek 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oy vey!

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Toughsky_Shitsky 12 points ago +16 / -4

Except for his thongs and g-strings ... heard he rated those pretty high for how they fit his tiny nuts.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 9 points ago +10 / -1

See? Great fit .. 5 swastikas!

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KuhlooKuhlay 9 points ago +9 / -0

a swastika is just a plus sign doing a cartwheel

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FlamingButBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

TOP KEK THESE COMMENTS

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Pure_Coincidence 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah, but that particular business was also given negative reviews by 108 other users.

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BoilingEnema 4 points ago +4 / -0

👌

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zaku 34 points ago +34 / -0

this new yelp "feature" is beyond stupid

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Wankerton 21 points ago +21 / -0

Let's use it to our advantage. And make everything raycis. This.... is an operation for the mighty hacker known as 4 chan

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Toughsky_Shitsky 16 points ago +17 / -1

Find lefty owned establishments and give them a taste of their own sjw medicine ... sauce for the fucking goose!

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ProphetOfKek 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would like to report Yelp for racism!

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MaoHadOnly1Testicle 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I've been to 3 different Starbucks in San Francisco and they all have Trump flags. Much intolerant! So racism! #DiversityIsOurStrength"

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zaku 1 point ago +1 / -0

I want to join in this operation! I think it should be called...

OPERATION: WAA, RESTURANTS R WAYCIST!

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ProudWhiteMan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like google black owned business initiative for business to avoid. Nothing against them per se but I refuse to be manipulated and if it back fires they have to stop trying to spread this bullshit....

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Freedom4545 31 points ago +31 / -0

If this really rolls out it will be a lawsuit city, good luck Yelp.

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spezisthedevil 27 points ago +27 / -0

Yelp has been operating as a bad review blackmail ring for years with impunity, so 🤷‍♂️

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 18 points ago +18 / -0

I worked at a bar once that would respond to bad help reviews right in the comments. "You were rude to our staff so we threw you out on your ass, and now your making this shit up". It was kind of like a comedian squashing a hekeler. It actually brought in business and became a running gag. People thought it was an act so the bar must be cool. Moral of the story: never back down to online SJW shame. Fuck em, and throw it back in their teeth. Most people will root for you. Somebody accuses you of being racist, go back at them with "what are you, a dirty portuguese?" Take their power.

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spezisthedevil 11 points ago +11 / -0
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pepemerchant2020 [S] 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thankyou mods, this ones fresh out of the memesmithery!

AND BLESS YOU MY FELLOW PATRIOTS! FUCK RACIST YELP!

TRUMP 2020! VOTE VOTE VOTE!

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spezisthedevil 9 points ago +9 / -0

Super dank meme, fren, the best.

(Bonus points for the brainlet under that smug fugger's grey Yelp cap)

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pepemerchant2020 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

THANKYOU FELLOW PATRIOT! DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS!

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DeplorableMe2020 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is actually a GOOD thing.

Why? Because once these assholes start claiming racism where it clearly doesn't exist and when they say shit like the OP title (and they WILL) more and more people will get red pilled on cancel culture and it will only hasten the backlash.

So rejoice, friends! And remember to accelerate.

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OnlyAmerica 9 points ago +9 / -0

I look at it this way: they are basically doing all the filtering work for me. Now I know for sure any business marked as 'racist' by their standards are quality businesses.

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unicornpoop 10 points ago +10 / -0

So when a black business has staff that ignores me and is rude...guess I know what to do. Thanks yelp!

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Patriot76 10 points ago +10 / -0

What could possibly go wrong with this feature?......

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SendThemBackToCanada 10 points ago +10 / -0

Everything's fucking stupid. My god.

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stonetears4fears 9 points ago +9 / -0

Milk is racist. Check out the He Won’t Divide Us series about Shia LaBoeuf.

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KuhlooKuhlay 8 points ago +8 / -0

heavy cream is fat shaming

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Myzlplix 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hahah Louis rossman goes hard. Haven’t watched his vids in a while though

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Myzlplix 5 points ago +5 / -0

Guess I’ll be checking back in lol

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lifeisahologram 8 points ago +9 / -1

I am thinking of signing up for Yelp just to use this.

Of course to avoid suspicion I’ll review every legitimate apolitical or based location normally and honestly. But if I come across a leftist shit rag, I’m gonna pretend to be an SJW and go all “BLM” on their ass lol

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OnlyAmerica 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yelpers are among the nastiest gremlins in my books. Commies still take the first place though.

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wakingmajority 6 points ago +6 / -0

I prefer a soy chai latte dumped right onto my head.

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deathcat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well I would do a nice beautiful libel class action lawsuit against Yelp.

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libertyvsdeath 6 points ago +6 / -0

First yelp makes a whole thing about pointing out which businesses are black-owned and now they want extra and specifically racial feedback on businesses. Definitely no problems will arise from this.

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shredgnarrr 6 points ago +7 / -1

Am I the only one lost?

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Maga_bigly 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yelp is making a new feature to mark restaraunts as racist if people complain. Clown 🌎

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +7 / -1

The owners of Yelp have already cashed out ... or are short.

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freedom_bigly 5 points ago +5 / -0

Covefe!

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SomeGuyOnTheInternet 5 points ago +5 / -0

We should leave that review for every starbucks and every other lefty coffee shop. Make sure all their favorite places get the label.

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fskfsk 5 points ago +5 / -0

There's no way it can work.

If it's crowdsourced "racist" ratings, it's too easily abused. I own a business, and all my competitors are racist.

If it ISN'T crowdsourced, but curated, then Section 230 doesn't save them and Yelp gets sued by every "racist" business. Especially when things like an American Flag or Blue Lives Matter flag are "racist".

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Iseekekpeople 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't they do a test run with this type of stuff in the early 2000's? I cannot remember some of the websites but I do remember being called out on the floor by my boss whenever a bad review was posted about me or the people under me.

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Mynamesprivate 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember to breathe in these uncertain times #metoo #becoming #gettinrachet #yolo #blm #livelaughlove #coffee

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

You will in a "racist" establishment.

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Deathlessly 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we can't stop Yelp from doxxing patriots, we need to overwhelm them with reports on real racists.

Progressives. Leftists. BLM supporting establishments. Overwhelm them all with the truth.

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MasterOfIllusions 3 points ago +3 / -0

They'll claim that "right wing trolls are abusing our services! We adjusted the algorithm to make sure it shows the results we want."

Does the left ever let anyone use their rules against them?

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The_RedWolf 4 points ago +4 / -0

REEEEEEE THEY GAVE ME WHITE MILK WHEN I EXPECTED CHOCCYYYY

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--1-- 3 points ago +3 / -0

4chan is already talking about getting a list and putting these places on the "must visit" chart.

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chelthing 3 points ago +3 / -0

"That's enough creamer, racist!!" /s

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BillPigg 2 points ago +2 / -0

What does YELP say?

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Gun-totingvegan 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is good news. When you see a business with a blm sign, you can post on yelp that management said they only put it up so their building wasn't torched and looted by blm.

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covfefe2525 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they go ahead with this, Yelp will surely get sued into utter oblivion.

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DefaultZero 2 points ago +2 / -0

In England, a black coffee is called, "without cream"

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

I will literally seek out "racist" businesses and give them my money.

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RogueLeaderX 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus! I can’t believe Yelp is adding a “racist” tag. How much you want to bet people will use this as a means to coerce business into special treatment and free items?

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