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CisSiberianOrchestra 24 points ago +24 / -0

They were inspired by their times. The Dark Knight was influenced by the War on Terror, while the Dark Knight Rises was influenced by the Occupy Wall Street movement.

In the Dark Knight Rises, Bane's underlings who claim to strive for a more just society turn out to be just as corrupt and self-serving as the rich people they so despise. They also despise law enforcement, something today's leftists have in common with them.

EDIT: Also, the Dark Knight features a Chinese oligarch as a minor villain. You NEVER see Chinese villains in movies anymore.

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pmurTJdlanoD 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh shit gonna have to rewatch. Banes voice only sounded good in theaters though, sounds shite on tv

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CisSiberianOrchestra 7 points ago +7 / -0

Get yourself a good pair of Sennheiser headphones. They really are a marvel of German engineering. They spend very little on advertising, which means that the saving is passed on to you: the consumer.

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Redditcensorsyouandi 17 points ago +17 / -0

Why did he bother with Christian Bale when Donald would have made a much better (and taller) Batman?

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dickwagger 11 points ago +11 / -0

They couldn't afford him. He only works from 1600 Pennsylvania for free, no where else.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

I've never seen a Christopher Nolan movie I didn't like. His latest one, Tenet, was probably one of his worst and even then it was still pretty good.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 3 points ago +3 / -0

The docking scene in Interstellar is still a scene that blows my mind every time I watch it. The acting, the special effects, and the soundtrack are absolutely perfect.

"It's not possible!"

"No, it's necessary."

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aaafirefly123 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love that whole movie.

It’s actually one of the few films that got better the second time I watched it.

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

What exactly did you expect when you walked in to Interstellar that you didn't get?

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TrumpSteak 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Batcave was shot on location under Trump hotel, I'll bet. Trump is Batman.

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jive-ass-turkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shhhh, of course he's Batman. You think he sleeps with that much HIGH ENERGY?

GEOTUS actually just goes into a sort of trance, opens his chakras (on time and under budget as always), and taps in to the cosmic energy of the divine for around 20 minutes and is good to go for the rest of the day.

They let him sleep-in for an extra 10 minutes at Walter Reed due to the virus, but the increase in HIGH ENERGY and subsequent Twitter storm was showing too much of his actual power level to the normies.

The campaign started to worry he'd freak the squares out too much so they made him promise to keep his naps to 20 min or less until after the election.

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DairyBoy 10 points ago +10 / -0

The bugmen are gonna be seething about this one

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're actually too busy dogpaddling to keep their mouths (air holes? not sure what bugs breathe from) above the toxic sewage flood soup they've been living in for the last couple of months or so.

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Anthonysaxetogrind 5 points ago +5 / -0

Superman and Batman

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redditcansuckme 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's nice to see a politician who loves kids, as opposed to all the politicians who love kids.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was not expecting such a pertinent video considering the context.

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shitPostingChamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now I’m kind of upset that we didn’t get a young DJT cast as Bruce Wayne in the 70s or 80s

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jive-ass-turkey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because we'd be lining up to buy tickets to Batman 32 instead of voting to re-elect the best American President since George Washington.

Sure, getting to see the very first blockbuster film produced, financed, marketed, directed, and stared by one man would be pretty amazing. But I feel like his talents are best utilized exactly where he is right this moment.

But I'm with you in spirit, FWIW. A BatLimo would be friggin' sweet.

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DontApologize 1 point ago +1 / -0

Christian Bale is taller then I imagined..

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's a starting Center compared to Hollywood's normal standard.

Hollywood loves manlets for some reason.

Not that all short men are manlets. You don't control how tall you are. But you do control how you deal with it.

One of the most dangerous men I have ever known, and the first guy I'd choose to have my back were I forced to fight for my life in a dark alley, is 5'4" tall.

He's also one of my favorite people in the world.

My buddy Dennis walks with more confidence and authority than anyone I've ever known. His girlfriend, at the time when I met him now wife, is the most attractive redhead I have ever seen in real life.

She is an absolute knock out. Gorgeous woman, cool as hell, and funny to boot. Same height, she couldn't care less.

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wehavetogoback 1 point ago +1 / -0

BRAVO NOLAN