I recently relocated to California (5x the pay, great deal on rent) all money will be sent back home to buy more guns and increase my portfolio

I manage a Shipping and Receiving Department for a company you've probably heard of... While going through the CEO's mail, CFO's mail, COO's mail, junk mail, yadda yadda... I fucking find a certified ballot

I'll be contacting the USPS Postal Inspection Service on Tuesday