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squarkle_bargle 106 points ago +113 / -7

I would literally rather suck the pus out of Hillary Clinton's desiccated cunt than vote for Biden. #Trump2020

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Watch_TheKarma_Burn 9 points ago +9 / -0

I said this same thing to my wife this week in regards to 5th avenue hahahaha.. there is literally nothing he can do to make me not vote for him. This is for all the marbles.

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would assume it was a communist he had shot.

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Wankerton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah but commies aren't people so there is that.

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Nameless_Mofo 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Cool story bro, #StillVotingTrump" is my go-to trigger phrase on twatter or anywhere else whenever some leftist dipshit posts some anti-Trump screed.

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RogueLeaderX 15 points ago +15 / -0

Vile, but I gotta agree!

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DystopianDoubleThink 9 points ago +9 / -0

Poor guy, he'll have to get through a thick layer of maggots, before he even gets to the piss flaps.

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TioVanilla 5 points ago +5 / -0

don't forget the pentagram tattoos inside afterwards

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Butthurt 4 points ago +4 / -0

(Doom soundtrack intensifies)

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chopz 6 points ago +6 / -0

WEW LADDY!

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Sixty2ndAssassin 9 points ago +9 / -0

I don't know man, I just yakked over here.

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NessInOnett 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'd love to see the look on your face if these two options were actually presented to you

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BoilingEnema 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was the designated grenade jumper quite often, I'm sure I could manage.

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AtTheInauguration 61 points ago +61 / -0

Trump could shoot me in the middle of 5th Avenue and I would crawl to the poll to vote for him with my last dying breath.

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HistoryInvestigator 25 points ago +25 / -0

Well yeah, the alternative is dying and voting Democrat forever.

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RivalPipe 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re making me think of adding a paragraph to my will.

“Under no circumstances will my vote be used for a Democrat whether incapacitated here or in the afterlife.”

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Originalrecipe 48 points ago +48 / -0

Might literally have to crawl over broken glass to vote for him this time around. That being said I'll be crawling right next to ya.

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side_o_beef 16 points ago +16 / -0

Damn peaceful protestors always smashing windows and leaving broken glass everywhere.

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DystopianDoubleThink 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hot broken glass, infected with super inter galactic AIDS? Sign me up for a crawl, I'm voting TRUMP!

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humped2424 36 points ago +36 / -0

There’s no way we LOST support from 2016 if anything we only GAINED

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Czech2Check 16 points ago +16 / -0

Exactly. This article spells it out pretty well:

Roaring economy, Obama legacy ruined, and building the wall (no one actually expected Mexico to pay for it, these things take time). It’s going to be a landslide.

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Slick_Willy 13 points ago +13 / -0

I expected them to pay for it in terms of trade and was right.

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LuckyBastard 14 points ago +14 / -0

Dude, forget the border wall, Trump turned the whole country of Mexico into the wall. Caravans don't even make it into Mexico now.

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Czech2Check 3 points ago +3 / -0

Very true! I forgot about tariffs! It’s honesty amazing GEOTUS was the first one to think of this stuff.

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Mendicant 14 points ago +14 / -0

It’s people who think Biden represents a return to normalcy. You need to convince them that the current chaos has been manufactured by the democrats.

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Examiner717 10 points ago +10 / -0

YES! It's just a bunch of women that don't like how political and divisive things are right now.

Remind them that it's the leftist media that's making everyone so polarized and that it's Joe Biden that wants to do radical things like add 2 states and add supreme court justices. Joe Biden getting elected will lead this country into a civil war, not the Republicans.

Also remind them that the house belongs to the dems for the foreseeable future so if you want a balanced moderate government then you need a republican in the white house.

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Kekinit 6 points ago +6 / -0

I too like him did not vote in 2020. I thought the election was a joke and for sure though Killary would win. I’ve always voted for conservatives/republicans but I’m opened to all if they are convincing enough. I’m so pumped to vote for the GEOTUS this time around. My friend who is more conservative than I am, also didn’t vote in 2016, but sure as hell is voting Trump this time.

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TheInteriorDesigner 5 points ago +5 / -0

In 2016, but I'll forgive you.😉🇺🇸

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Slick_Willy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup the kids seem insane and they might vote but I doubt it.

The only way they would vote is if they could do it live on video with all their friends cheering them on because they REALLY only care about virtue signaling and that is hard to do in a private voting booth...so a TON of them sleep in and do not bother.

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orange_dit 2 points ago +2 / -0

bUt ThE mExIcAnS dIdN't PaY fOr ThE wAll

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iVote 23 points ago +23 / -0

Welcome to the club.

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Carry_Your_Name 10 points ago +10 / -0

He miraculously and marvellously converted a whole bunch of liberals like the reagan democrats. And like the reagan democrats, they didn't leave the democrats, the democrats left them, so they left and left. You can see that shift of attitude from Tim Pool.

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Autorock 19 points ago +19 / -0

I feel the same way. I believed all the negative hype about Trump in 2016 and voted for Johnson (I’d never vote for Hillary). But over the past four years, the TDS, nonstop negative news, and seeing Trump’s actions as president not only changed my mind, but he’s become my favorite president. I’m gladly and proudly voting for Trump, and doing my best to get others that I know to listen.

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OrangeManVeryGood 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same thing for me fren!

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ExileOnRedditStreet 14 points ago +14 / -0

Someone needs a coat.

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JarretGax 10 points ago +10 / -0

Get this Patriot a coat!

That's 12,576,249 coats given out in the great state of Ohio. We won't stop until each and every patriot , from coast to coast, receives a coat!

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Formerlurker92 13 points ago +13 / -0

I reluctantly voted for trump last time, honestly it was more against Hillary. I will vote happily this time

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RichardNixon 10 points ago +10 / -0

How is GEOTUS 7 times behind what he was behind Hilary in the national polls? I do not know anyone that voted for Trump in 2016 that is not voting for him in 2020....but I know lots of people that voted against him in 2016, that are now voting for him. Did the voter rolls increase by 1000 percent??

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MrJugsMcBulge 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Democrats gained an additional 200,000 voters this year alone.

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librul_tearsaholic 3 points ago +3 / -0

HA! I see what you did there

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Slick_Willy 3 points ago +3 / -0

The polls are rigged and fake.

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MAGAlikethis 9 points ago +9 / -0

u/WallBot get this patriot some bricks

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WallBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 170872 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 24.06647887324% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

(contact my owner | how to call me)

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MrJugsMcBulge 8 points ago +8 / -0

Couldn't vote for Trump in 2016 because I wasn't a citizen yet, but can't wait to vote for him this year.

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whatsmyidagain 3 points ago +3 / -0

Right on brotha! Good shit and congrats on your citizenship!

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JaevlaSkit 7 points ago +7 / -0

I would rather be shish kababed by Big Mike than vote for Biden

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Zaszz345 7 points ago +7 / -0

Trump could go out onto the debate stage and helicopter his dick and I would still vote for him. We cant let these people have power. Period.

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Hempbeard 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same.

Didn't pay much attention to him back in 2015-2016.

I voted for Gary Johnson and proud of it.

This year though? Can't wait to cast my ballot for Orange Man Rad.

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the__rev 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am 51 years old, and have never voted before. I recently received my voter registration card, and will be crawling through the glass right beside you guys.

I hope there are a lot of people out there just like me... lifetime conservatives who will be brand new voters this year.

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Examiner717 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't like Trump in 16 and only voted against Hillary, but this year I'm all in on the Trump train baby.

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FuckRioters 3 points ago +3 / -0

Same. And at the rate things are currently going, we might have to crawl over glass, with how much Antifags love smashing windows.

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maddog_dad 3 points ago +3 / -0

From the article: "The Trump administration’s accomplishments have been in spite of relentless, daily attacks by the mainstream media, which act as the Pravda-like arm of the Democratic Party. Trump Derangement Syndrome is evident every day on television and online."

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eb1973 3 points ago +3 / -0

GEOTUS 45 had me at the "escalator ride", and he has NOT disappointed me for one single second these last 5 years.. May God Bless him, his family, and all of my fellow pedes' here on "TheDonald.win" and all over this country, and indeed, the World!!

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JussieSmollett69 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS. All day every day. THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY.

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Dreadnot 3 points ago +3 / -0

We can only look to the future, and there is much work to be done.

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SendThemBackToCanada 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean if we aren't voting Trump, why are we here?

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zippy2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same

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hk510 2 points ago +2 / -0

DITTO

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bikeordie6 1 point ago +1 / -0

First time ever voting and its for the big orange man

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Brendancs0 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same

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IceCream 1 point ago +1 / -0

I didn't either because I wasn't old enough

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n0kx 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same! I voted Gary Johnson because I do believe we need more parties represented but the Democrats have just become too batshit crazy. Can’t risk letting them win. I’m in a solid red state so I’m not too worried where I live but I’d love to see him win the popular vote too just to shut the Dems up.

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crimsonfancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cute story. Glad he's come around.

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VinnyMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where have I heard this? Somewhere specific?

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nobletanker81 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m sleeping on a bed made of liberal tears.

It’s real nice, they’re on sale at Target for some reason.

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booblitchutz 1 point ago +1 / -0

This article sums up how I evolved on Trump as well, sad to say. I wish I knew then what I know now.

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LuisH 1 point ago +1 / -0

I supported Trump before he won the Republican primary.

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Four_of_Seven 1 point ago +1 / -0

With all the riots going on you will find plenty of broken glass on election day. Careful what you wish for

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DeportAntifa 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s exactly how I feel.

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HeretostayUSA 1 point ago +1 / -0

This speaks so perfectly for me as well.! A major turning point for me though was the debunking of the collusion hoax and then the farce of the impeachment accusations and hearings. The man is a patriot!

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SpezDispenser 1 point ago +1 / -0

Id fuck Kamala to vote for him. Talk about a Sacrifice.

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Whoopies_tds 1 point ago +1 / -0

2016 was 100% against Hillary same as 2008 when I voted 0bama. I was apprehensive when I pushed the Trump button will happily smash that Trump button this year.

To add another wrinkle to your question, I would have voted for Biden in 2016 if he ran because back then I had no idea how corrupt our government is and Biden’s part in that.

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IncredibleMrE1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Better late than never, I guess.

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Spicy_maymay 4 points ago +5 / -1

Reason being is because I'm going to vote on October 13th. :P

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Czech2Check 1 point ago +2 / -1

Deport

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Spicy_maymay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Check your reading skills