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frankblank 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's the problem - raccoons follow the guidelines - wash hands, wear masks...

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GorillaChannel1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Barron has been training his coon army for 3.5 years at this point.

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swimjim [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

A racoon attacked some reporters on the White House lawn recently. The reaction tweets were pretty funny.

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swimjim [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK!

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NotADocileLady 3 points ago +3 / -0

ask my husband, I've always wanted a gang of trained attack raccoons guarding my property.

Fuck, I love our God Emperor! He made my meme dreams a reality! EIGHT MORE YEARS!

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swimjim [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was a great story. Had me laughing!

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OsakaRaccoon 3 points ago +3 / -0

THIS RACC PACC HAS TRUMP'S BACC

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swimjim [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

And when the press shows up WE ATTACC!!!

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BigPedeEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sorry to see what happened to his cousin in Portland. Another poor soul beaten to death by burn loot murder

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swimjim [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was his way of getting some small revenge at the anti-Americans.

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BigPedeEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those Godless bastards have been on the loose for too long