I had this happen at the grocery store. I about died laughing. Me and the wife were shopping at Kroger, there was this woman and her teenage daughter (who you could tell didn't want to be wearing that mask), the mom peeked around the corner, they stood there for a minute and scurried the other direction.
I mean, I've been social distancing before it was popular, and that just makes it even better. I hate the mask crap and how it's closed down stores that was once open late, but boy does it feel nice to have people run the other way like I'm Micheal obama coming at them without my junk tapped down.
Outside. Footbridge. 12 feet wide. I stopped to take in view of park. A couple stopped and aited. Wouldn't come on to bridge with me. OUTSIDE. 12 FOOT WIDE BRIDGE.
I had a hit and run the other day and the cops refused to talk to me without a mask while we were outside. The mask thing has gone on too long, most people have switched from feeling like masks are weird and an imposition to it feeling like a security blanket. I think it's going to take something huge to get people to stop at this point.
You mean ive been wearing a costume my whole life?
Fuck that i go almost anywhere without a mask. I sneezed in the grocery store last night. Looked around, it was awkward. So i said, “can i get a god bless you?”
I cringe at all the pictures giving an example how a mask limits the spread of a sneeze to others. The person sneezing is doing so with full force out in to the open air. How the fuck is that realistic?
Ima wear my dumb n dumber orange tuxedo with thong mask, goggles, medical gloves, and carry lysol with me. I get to vote in person on halloween in cali. It's gonna be awesome.
I’m wearing an over the top Dustin Hoffman outbreak suit. I’m going to apologize for coming with no costume. Just say that things have been hectic but I still wanted to say hi to everybody. I will never acknowledge that there is anything out of the ordinary about what I’m wearing. I haven’t seen most of these people in over 10 years so it should be an interesting experiment. Hopefully I can make the suit the elephant in the room and no one knows how they should react to it.
I wish I had the time this year, but I really don't. But I was considering decorating with a covid theme. Kids are gonna be upset this year with me not participating as I've always given out full sized candy bars. I'm gonna be out of town on business this year, which sucks, but, got to support the family.
I call it my force field. Walk through the park... people move out if my way... I can clear an aisle at the grocery store... it's amazing.
I had this happen at the grocery store. I about died laughing. Me and the wife were shopping at Kroger, there was this woman and her teenage daughter (who you could tell didn't want to be wearing that mask), the mom peeked around the corner, they stood there for a minute and scurried the other direction.
I mean, I've been social distancing before it was popular, and that just makes it even better. I hate the mask crap and how it's closed down stores that was once open late, but boy does it feel nice to have people run the other way like I'm Micheal obama coming at them without my junk tapped down.
Outside. Footbridge. 12 feet wide. I stopped to take in view of park. A couple stopped and aited. Wouldn't come on to bridge with me. OUTSIDE. 12 FOOT WIDE BRIDGE.
I had a hit and run the other day and the cops refused to talk to me without a mask while we were outside. The mask thing has gone on too long, most people have switched from feeling like masks are weird and an imposition to it feeling like a security blanket. I think it's going to take something huge to get people to stop at this point.
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Masked women are starting to walk close when I go maskless betas seem to walk farthest away. Totally enjoying this
You mean ive been wearing a costume my whole life?
Fuck that i go almost anywhere without a mask. I sneezed in the grocery store last night. Looked around, it was awkward. So i said, “can i get a god bless you?”
I cringe at all the pictures giving an example how a mask limits the spread of a sneeze to others. The person sneezing is doing so with full force out in to the open air. How the fuck is that realistic?
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My wife said she might paint a mask on her face that says "No Mas" as her costume.
Ima wear my dumb n dumber orange tuxedo with thong mask, goggles, medical gloves, and carry lysol with me. I get to vote in person on halloween in cali. It's gonna be awesome.
The whole family laughed at this one!
Sat you're a superspreader.
I’m wearing an over the top Dustin Hoffman outbreak suit. I’m going to apologize for coming with no costume. Just say that things have been hectic but I still wanted to say hi to everybody. I will never acknowledge that there is anything out of the ordinary about what I’m wearing. I haven’t seen most of these people in over 10 years so it should be an interesting experiment. Hopefully I can make the suit the elephant in the room and no one knows how they should react to it.
I wish I had the time this year, but I really don't. But I was considering decorating with a covid theme. Kids are gonna be upset this year with me not participating as I've always given out full sized candy bars. I'm gonna be out of town on business this year, which sucks, but, got to support the family.
I’m putting red body paint over my bicep and carrying around a skateboard.
Man that gave me a good chuckle
I have a pretty convincing costume of our tranny health secretary ... yup, I'm going as a dude.
I guess I wear this costume everyday then.
Oh Noes!