Tired of hearing "we want you to feel safe", "in the middle of a pandemic", or "(company's) new standard of safety and cleanliness".
As long as you're being as sanitary as you were before coronavirus I dont give a shit. You're actually endangering people by wearing and enforcing masks and you're not doing anything to help us get rid of masks.
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I hate this so much! My big pet peeves are the new "contactless delivery" methods. What were you doing before, wrestling with the pizza guy? "Ok, it's $10.50 sir. As you can see, I'm greased up as is tradition. Now come get it!"
"Your pizza comes out of a 500 degree oven, straight into a box, never touched by human hands." It's not supposed to be! What were you doing before, mashing it with your bare hand to check for doneness?
I watch the people at the drive through handle my food like normal, place it in the bag, then put a magic sticker to seal the bag that apparently kills the 'Rona and hand it out to me. Thank God for the sticker, I wouldn't feel safe otherwise.
If I pick up a pizza from Domino's, they have to come outside with a footstool and my order, place the pizza on the stool, then step back as I exit the car and pick it up myself. Germs can't be transferred unless two people touch opposite ends of the pizza box at the same time I guess.
I dunno, I'm grumpy.