She hasn't purchased shoes for years. Just goes to the Bowling Alley, rents another pair and returns the previous pair. There's not enough disinfectant spray in the multiverse to safely prepare those shoes for the next person. You'll begin to hear the rumblings of Cthulu as you slowly morph into a deep one.
Is she wearing bowling shoes
Clown shoes
KEK!
She hasn't purchased shoes for years. Just goes to the Bowling Alley, rents another pair and returns the previous pair. There's not enough disinfectant spray in the multiverse to safely prepare those shoes for the next person. You'll begin to hear the rumblings of Cthulu as you slowly morph into a deep one.